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By Whining And Being An Emotional Wreck, Hillary Clinton Is Embodying Every Negative Stereotype Women Have Been Trying To Get Rid Of For Years

By Whining And Being An Emotional Wreck, Hillary Clinton Is Embodying Every Negative Stereotype Women Have Been Trying To Get Rid Of For Years

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Women have worked their ass off to achieve equal rights in this country. And one of the most important ways to do that is by showing the world that women are just as capable in the workplace as men are. For too long there has been a stereotype that women are more emotional than men, and it will affect productivity. Obviously this is not true of all women, which is why we’re so pro-feminist at Turtleboy Sports. Female turtle riders in particular are just as crafty and capable as their male counterparts.

But Hillary Clinton is apparently hellbent on undoing this by perpetuating every possible negative stereotype that has ever existed about women:

 

Yup, Hillary has been going around blaming pretty much everyone but herself for losing to the biggest joke of a candidate in American history. I cannot emphasize what a massive failure you are if you can’t beat Donald Trump, three weeks after a tape comes out that shows him talking about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s almost impossible to do, but she found a way to do it.

But shit happens. She lost. Get over it. You know what you do in a situation like this to prove that women are no different than men? You own it. You admit your mistakes and you move on with your life. You don’t write a book and go around blaming Bernie Sanders, Obama, the Russians, James Comey, and everyone else not named Hillary Clinton.

Not Hillary though, she announced in her book that she threw herself a pity party on election night because she didn’t have a concession speech written:

“It was a very hard transition. I really struggled. I couldn’t feel, I couldn’t think. I was just gob-smacked, wiped out,” Clinton recalled.

Remember when John Kerry, Al Gore, and John McCain moped around 11 months after losing and complained about how they “couldn’t feel” after they lost? Oh yea, me neither. Way to show the world that a female candidate for President can handle defeat the same way a male can Hillary!

What sucks about this is that Hillary is perpetuating this unfortunate stereotype that women are more emotional than men. This is why I’m eternally grateful that she’ll never be President. I want my daughters to see a female President before they die. And Hillary couldn’t possibly set a worse example for them. Think of the example that would set about how to become a successful woman in this country:

  • Marry a guy who has aspirations to become President
  • Stick with him through infidelity because a divorcee is unelectable
  • Use your status as a former first lady to basically get handed a Senate seat in a state you haven’t lived in in a million years
  • Run for President against a guy no one has ever heard of, lose, and then get handed the most important cabinet position out of pity
  • Get four Americans killed in Libya and blame a Youtube video
  • Leave that job, raise a shitload of money through your “non-profit” from foreign governments and billionaires who want influence so that you can be handed the Presidency
  • Call everyone you don’t like a racist, sexist, Islamophobe
  • Accept questions from your corrupt friends before your debate against the democratic candidate that people actually like
  • Make sure all your commercials don’t even mention what your platform is about, and instead focus on demeaning people who support your opponent
  • Do your best to constantly come across as a basic rich elitist white chick
  • When you lose, don’t give a concession speech to your loyal supporters on election night because you’re too busy crying and feeling bad for yourself in a hotel room. Make them wait a day.
  • Profit off of what you did to your party and your country when you handed us all a Trump presidency, by writing a book in which you blame everyone but yourself

These are all things that any normal parent would not want their daughter to aspire to do.

Look, there’s only one kind of person that likes Hillary – 45 year old cat ladies. That’s it. Every democrat I know hates her and wants nothing more than for her to go away forever. Hopefully she listens, but you know she won’t.

 

 

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14 Comment(s)
  • dwd418
    September 13, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Repeal Amendments 15 and 19 and we’ll never have to deal with any Demon-Rat stinking up the White House again.

  • Wwy
    September 13, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    We voted for a Marxist mullatto over her. Her father was Jewish so no chance

  • Independent Thinker
    September 13, 2017 at 6:28 am

    She was arrogant and she ran a horrible campaign. Sanders should have been the candidate, but the Democratic bosses screwed him out of it because they wanted Hillary. They were afraid of him, just like the Republicans were afraid of Trump, but there were enough people disgusted with the whole political system that they ended up voting for Trump.

  • Bill Realist
    September 12, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    By far the finest piece of writing I have ever read on this blog. 100% true and honest thru and thru.

  • Ghandi
    September 12, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    Corrupt cunt. Hope she gets cancer and wastes away slowly and painfully. The most miserable, hate filled bitch to ever walk this Earth. Chelsea, Web Hubbell and Hillary’s daughter, is as ugly and her mother, a total witch to her staff and one of the least intelligent people I’ve ever seen in an interview. The Jew that stuck it up her twat and got her pregnant did so only for the power that the Clinton’s have, there is no love there. I feel sorry for the cursed baby.

    • Jack Mehoff
      September 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      +100

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    September 12, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    I wanted Bernie (even though he didn’t really have a chance) because he wasn’t as infinitely hateable as Hillary. I mean… I would never hit a woman, but she just has such a punchable face. And she’s insufferable. And she was one if the worst Secretaries of State ever. The Democratic Party spent twenty years trying to fluff her credentials and she was still utterly unqualified for the job.

    And when you spend an entire election cycle pandering to idiots who blame everything on white men, you’re bound to alienate those white men.

    • itsjustme
      Itsjustme
      September 13, 2017 at 3:38 am

      Same here, I liked Bernie. I didn’t even think of it as a vote for Donald Trump but for a vote against Hillary Clinton. Hell I would have voted for one of those dumb, bimbo, herp infested Kardashian or Jenner things over a Clinton.

  • Peckerwood
    September 12, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    Just a old drunk bitch riding her husbands shirttails her entire career.

  • Josh
    September 12, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    She’s acting like one expects her to. No surprise here, same stuff.

  • wormtownspawn
    September 12, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    how can we miss you
    if you won’t fking go away

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    September 12, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    only one kind of person that likes Hillary – 45 year old cat ladies = Dianne Williamson

  • Lunchbox
    September 12, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Chapter 1: It All Started in Kindergarten when Mom Sent Me to School in a Dress…

  • They call me Ponch
    September 12, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Thank the Lord!

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