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Can’t Decide If This Southbridge Veteran Rapper Is Hilariously Awful Or The Greatest Rapper Of All Time

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We pretty much accept anyone’s friend request when using the company page – Clarence Woods Emerson. At some point someone accepted a friend request from a local rapper named Joe Buccelli from Southbridge. And if you’re an aspiring white rapper from Southbridge, there’s a 1,000% chance we’re gonna watch your video. Honestly, I can’t figure out if it’s hilariously bad, or if I actually love it:


I’m not gonna lie, that’s way better than Drake. Makes me sad we don’t have the Turtleboy Live show anymore. This would be a great lead in song. I mean, the production quality itself is second to none. Live from his bedroom spitting nothing but hot fire. Can’t help but respect that.

From the looks of his Facebook page he appears to be a veteran?

This can’t be real. Is he really a veteran? Please tell me he is, because that would be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. How have we never found this wigtacular Southbridge rapper until now? Oh, and he likes ice skating:

And filming junkies in their natural environment:

Eat your heart out 2$moke.

73 Comment(s)
  • Rap Sucks Mega Faggot
    January 16, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    What’s worse than rap music?

    Rap music from a sissy sailor attention whore. Glad sumbode understands this is bad.

    • N/a
      January 16, 2018 at 9:42 pm

      Thanks for disrespecting a veteran u fucking loser I bet u also kneel when they play The National Anthem !!!!!!

  • Vladimir Put-in-ASS
    January 14, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    O ya u also featured him in a different blog of a guyvu from dudley who beat up his girlfriend. He said $[m4yup

    • Smitty
      January 14, 2018 at 6:06 pm

      Josh crumbie? I remember the story about Pat Cote who beat his girl up bad and he was from Dudley and they mentioned his friend Josh Crumbie,

      • Smitty
        January 14, 2018 at 6:57 pm

        I mean Josh Crombie, not crumbie. I think I need more clues lmao

  • Mandi
    January 13, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    Come on guyyyyysssss. I just got my best lipo a b day botox to go with my fake rack. I’m so American with them wrapped around my fake cans, but you’re not paying enough attention to me. Don’t you know who my Boyfriend is?!

    • FFS
      January 14, 2018 at 10:48 am

      Would you please just fucking say it? Name begins with a blank and rhymes with blank. Something like that.

      • Smitty
        January 14, 2018 at 11:12 am

        Thank you!!

        • yo
          January 18, 2018 at 7:05 am

          i finally figured it out the person is constantly referencing Mindy Robinson person who’s always promoting herself on turtles facebook? reason we don’t get the joke we are not FB people lol

  • Seaman Stains
    January 13, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    You know how they separate the men sailors from the boy sailors don’t cha?
    …with a cro-bar.

  • Finn
    January 13, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    I’m not a rap fan – but I kinda like him. He’s just doing his thing and unlike that dumb ginger, he’s not harassing the police and collecting Google trophies.

    I also like him because it looks like he and his brother have their shit together (both are veterans) and he’s passionate about the stuff he does.

    Rock on brother,
    Finn

    • Gay Tom
      January 13, 2018 at 4:31 pm

      Hi Finn,
      How are you today?

      • Kevi
        January 13, 2018 at 4:58 pm

        Eyes over here big guy. Eyes over here.

        • Gay Tom
          January 13, 2018 at 6:04 pm

          Sorry Kevi not intersted. You seem like a hillbilly rock and a case of beer kinda guy where Finn is more refined. Finn seems more sensitive, a Merlot and soothing pan flute sort of gentleman.

          • Kevi
            January 13, 2018 at 6:54 pm

            You have it all wrong. I don’t even shovel my own driveway. I like to swing a golf club once in a while but that’s it for sports. I’m a renaissance man. I can make my own wine with leftover fruit, a little sugar, and a trash bag.

  • Don't Trust Anyone
    January 13, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Guess your comments are only approved when you are the ex porn star side piece of a retired MMA fighter. *slowly drapes American Flag across my fake Tits to make me feel relevant * 😀 😀

    • Kevi
      January 13, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      I thought that there was an understanding that what happened in prison stayed in prison. I had no idea that I was being filmed!

  • Lay Z
    January 13, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    I can’t believe my boys a PEDOPHILE! What proof does Turtlrboy got?

    • Don't Trust Anyone
      January 13, 2018 at 1:40 pm

      He’s definitely not, hence the lawsuit.

      • Lay Z
        January 13, 2018 at 4:04 pm

        If he not then why does it say in Worcester Magazine that he molested a 10 year old boy?

    • Don't Trust Anyone
      January 13, 2018 at 3:10 pm

      They don’t have proof. Why they’re being sued. It never happened. Talib has the $ and lawyer’s too. *slowly drapes American flag across my fake tits and bleached hair whilst I scream, “Don’t you know who my Boyfriend Is?! ” insert pout. This is when the other douche pretends he’s a HA and sends threatening messages. Comical. Just sayin’..waiting on those blogs, or is Fran busy?

      • Knock it off
        January 13, 2018 at 5:25 pm

        Don’t use the word “whilst”. You’re not from England.

        • Anonymous
          January 13, 2018 at 9:24 pm

          You have no idea where I’m from so shut your cunt mouth

  • Contributer
    January 13, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Is Talib Kweli really a kid toucher? He should be fucking shot!

    • Fitzy
      January 13, 2018 at 1:35 pm

      There’s been a lot of false claims made about this guy lately including one recently that stated that he was world famous.

    • I fell for it
      January 13, 2018 at 2:16 pm

      If you repeat that you will be sued even if you sarcastically say that you read it on turtleboy so it must be true. You’re just a WordPress edit away from that. I read that in Worcester Magazine so it must be true.

  • Vladimir Put-in-ASS
    January 13, 2018 at 11:32 am

    I went 2 skool wit Joe. Yes he is a sailor.happy for him. Thanks for ur service.
    Feel bad he was mad short for his age i used to pick on him, i culd fit him in a locker.
    He played pop warner. N for s-bridge. Pioneers 2.
    He was good kid. Funny. Didnt c rap video yet. Just read a lil bit of article cuz i recognize the name.
    Thanks for ur service Joe.

    • Eddie Breeze
      January 14, 2018 at 1:28 pm

      This man ain’t ever picked on me!! I was short but NOBODY EVER PICKED ON ME!! Lol You didn’t put me in a locker!! I could fit in a locker so I would just hop in em!! Lol I used to look up to you back in the day at the B&G club!! Hahah You were the man then and you still are homie!! Much love Vlad!! Ya already kno fammo!! Lol ❤️

      • Vladimir PutinAss
        January 14, 2018 at 3:31 pm

        Come on joe….. U knw u were picked onin mary e wells remember? I wasnt only1 there were other ppl who picked on u 2

        • Eddie
          January 14, 2018 at 7:02 pm

          Lmao Bro I was never picked on!! Bahah You got the wrong one! Lmao I had an army behind me bro! Come on now! Lol Nobody fucked wit me!! For real!! Lmao

    • juicy
      January 14, 2018 at 2:59 pm

      put it in my ass

  • Don't Trust Anyone
    January 13, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Blocking my comments. ..good luck. Your friend from the Devils page is not anonymous. If you have nothing to hide stop blocking. Didn’t your Mama ever teach you not to trust ANYONE

    • I fell for it
      January 13, 2018 at 1:18 pm

      I suppose you’re getting blocked in the comments section on the womag story that covered this too. You’re completely full of shit you lousy tease.

      • Don't Trust Anyone
        January 13, 2018 at 1:42 pm

        Right. ..I’ll be waiting for the blog about Talib and about the Barstool scandal. . *drapes American flag over my fake Tits and brags about banging an ex MMA fighter * makes me feel better about not getting a good education 😀

  • This is kinda lame
    January 13, 2018 at 10:55 am

    Seriously scraping the bottom of the barrel by going through your friends list to see who you can make fun of. This used to be a fun blog, but lately it’s been kind of lame.

    • djhss
      January 15, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      nah, I come here for prime cuts of Central MA culture like this, that’s how it’s always been. Lmao this kid actually has talent

  • N/a
    January 13, 2018 at 10:06 am

    Yes he is a veteran trust me I’m his Dad !!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    January 13, 2018 at 9:01 am

    They deleted all my comments here. That should tell you all you need to know. Kids are off limits. Just sayin’

  • Anonymous
    January 13, 2018 at 8:59 am

    Oh, but I do …:D Nothing to hide either seeing as I’m using my real Addy. Just sayin’

  • Gay Tom
    January 13, 2018 at 8:16 am

    I don’t understand why when I asked where Finn had been because I like him I got butt raped by the entire comment section?

    So rude, that really hurt.

    • Kevi
      January 13, 2018 at 10:06 am

      Details please. Take your time and be as descriptive as possible

  • Don't Trust Anyone
    January 13, 2018 at 7:41 am

    No response to the lawsuit filed by Talib? Every other lawsuit has been blogged about. No blog about the recent Barstool scandal? Just sayin’

    • Hmmm?
      January 13, 2018 at 8:04 am

      Please do share, if you wouldn’t mind. I am curious to know what your talking about

      • Don't Trust Anyone
        January 13, 2018 at 8:30 am

        Dear Hmmm,

        TB in the past has slammed Barstool every chance that they could get. Now that a huge scandal has broken out at Barstool that made People magazine and the NY Times they’re quiet? ??? Similar voices between NSTB and the chic from Barstool. Like nails on a chalkboard. They have blogged about every other law suit, but not Talib? Things that make you go hmmmm. “Just Sayin'” interesting that all bloggers names are being promised to be released. Good luck with that. “You reap what you sew and you sew what you reap. You’re only as big as the secrets you keep. ” This is my last comment. Good luck 😀

        • Barry
          January 13, 2018 at 8:47 am

          Good thing I wasn’t expecting much because you were kind of making it sound like you had something

          • Anonymous
            January 13, 2018 at 8:58 am

            Oh, but I do …:D

        • Hmmm?
          January 13, 2018 at 9:13 am

          Don’t trust anyone, thank you for responding to my question. I did not know anything about the barstool. Not being sarcastic at all. And yes they have blogged about every other law suit so why not tell us about this one.

          • Anonymous
            January 13, 2018 at 9:24 am

            Google. Talib Kweli V.S. TB. As far as Barstool goes the NY Times had it front page, People Magazine, but not TB. …hmmm

          • Hmmm?
            January 13, 2018 at 9:40 am

            Anonymous, thanks for the info.. just read about it.

        • Blue Balls
          January 13, 2018 at 9:22 am

          Dear Hmmm, how was that nothingburger Don’t Trust Anyone just served you? Mine was bland

        • I fell for it
          January 13, 2018 at 10:38 am

          An unconfirmed lawsuit created on a wordpress document? I could create one of those in less time than it takes Billy to wipe Walter’s product off his face. You’re intentionally diluting the comment section and creating page views for a local corpse that inexplicably survived #metoo.

          • The real dirt
            January 13, 2018 at 10:44 am

            Walter tells Billy how to do his hair and what to wear to work. He has his very own WordPress doc saved to a personal computer at home in case he gets fired.

          • Don't Trust Anyone
            January 13, 2018 at 10:56 am

            Prove me wrong then. Let me see a blog about the Barstool scandal as well as the Talib lawsuit. Then I will shut up (pinky swear. ) I’m waiting. …

          • I fell for it
            January 13, 2018 at 11:15 am

            Nice paradox. Deliver something of substance. I’ll eat shit and thank you for it -pinky swear.

          • Don't Trust Anyone
            January 13, 2018 at 11:21 am

            I can’t because they keep blocking my comments 😀 wonder why

          • I fell for it
            January 13, 2018 at 11:51 am

            Post it in the comments section of the story I referenced above on that publication’s website. If this comment doesn’t make it to the board I’ll take that as proof enough but if you can read this comment on TB and I don’t find your where I asked you to post then that confirms what I already knew.

          • Don't Trust Anyone
            January 13, 2018 at 2:20 pm

            Trying, being blocked left and right. Should I take these REAL flags that I have from my family actually and drape them across my REAL Tit’s as an AVI, or nah? 4 family members for the record. I’ve also never suckered dick for $$$ so it’s a win, win for me .Let those blogs hit and I’ll shut up. ..know what I’m sayin’

          • I fell for it
            January 13, 2018 at 2:51 pm

            Two sites hate one another but are united in their goal of never showing your comments that have actual content but allow all the fluff to get through. Sounds legit

  • Shadey
    January 13, 2018 at 7:17 am

    Not bad but not great…. better than Tony Deyoung dick.

    • Tony does what he wants, when he wants except shut the fk up
      January 13, 2018 at 7:27 am

      Not hard to be better than Deyoung

  • Paul Casale
    BPlus
    January 13, 2018 at 4:03 am

    He’s actually pretty good!

  • jyhbuiyb
    January 13, 2018 at 1:29 am

    Seems like a funny dude. OK in my book

  • The Rant Queen
    January 13, 2018 at 1:06 am

    He looks & sounds like a constipated retarded person. I hate his face. Why does he keep putting it up against the camera lens like he’s about to eat it? Damn. Also, what’s with his hand movement? He keeps poking & touching his face, pointing, flailing…

    I guess the music was catchy, and the first 2’s lyrics werent terrible, from what I could understand- but I couldn’t for the life of me understand ANY of what he was saying in the third video. If he’s really a veteran, that’s outrageous.

    • Finn Facial
      January 13, 2018 at 4:46 am

      I dont like this guy, I think Tony “Prime time” Deyoung is a much better up and comer. Actually, I would love to man massage Tony D with my hot horny lips until he wrote a new bomb lyrical time peice all over my face with his monkey cheese. But I am sure I am one of many and woulds have to get in line. A man can dream though!
      Mass love from the A1 Total Monkey Cheese Monger,
      Finn

      • Finn wanna be
        January 13, 2018 at 6:43 am

        Keep trying to be someone your not. You can take peoples screen names and use them as your own. You have accomplished so much in life. Finn got to you that bad lmao!

    • Eddie Breeze Bitch
      January 13, 2018 at 10:53 am

      Yeahhhh bitchhhh!!! YA BOY IS FUCKIN LIT UNLIKE YA COMPUTER SCREEN TALK HOE!! RANT BITCH!! HAHAH ❤️

  • John
    January 13, 2018 at 12:20 am

    Guessing he is legit and good to go too.

  • Ollie
    January 12, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    He actually wasn’t that bad as far as shithole town aspiring rappers go.

  • Leoooooo
    January 12, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    Leo trailerparkio?

  • Mom’s Basement
    January 12, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    Anyone know if Jay from those Jay and Silent Bob movies ever date anyone from the Southbridge area?

    • Broxius19
      January 13, 2018 at 10:13 pm

      yes this guy is a veteran. but only cause when they were bringing him up on drug charges he was already in his terminal window to get out of the navy. it was cheaper to let him leave them get him for the drugs. he was one of the most useless sailors i have ever met!

      • EDDIE BREEZE BITCH
        January 14, 2018 at 10:46 am

        Nahhh BBB!! Hahah How you gone just lie like that!! Lmao Ya boy was on a straight come up in the Navy and I ain’t got brought up in drug charges dumb fuck!! Lmao I already know who you are!! You the scumbag fam!! In the Navy for 10 years and only made it to E 5!! Hahah You we’re shit then and you still ain’t!! And you a weirdo ass dude!! Ya whole fuckin division was wit ya boyyy!! Cuz I had the fuckin sauce!! I had orders to the fuckin USS Constitution! Lmao Tell me how you get them orders by being a shit bag!? Lmao Smh! Your a fool BROCK ROBERTS!! Lmao Dumbass boy!! But please run ya mouth some more so I can put you in ya place again!! You a goofy ass boy!! I swear!! ✊✊

        • Whiter than I realized
          January 14, 2018 at 1:41 pm

          I tried putting that through google translate and all it did was say English detected. Can anyone help?

          The video is actually very good. Good flow, good rhythm, kept with the beats

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