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Can’t Stop Watching Guy In Mattapan Get Hit By Car, Stand Up And Walk Away Like It Ain’t No Thang

 

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Can’t stop watching this kid in Mattapan run into the middle of traffic, get run over by a car, and then get up and walk away like nothing happened:

Shit happens in Murderpan. In all honesty stuff like this should happen more often. Can’t stand idiots who run into traffic and think it’s our job to stop for them. You have a crosswalk and you have crosswalk signals. If you can’t get across the street without getting run over then you need to use one of those devices. The street is for cars. But you have to give the kid his props, because he took a beating:

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But instead of whining about it he manned up, owned his mistake, and walked away. He knew he was in the wrong and he respects the code of the street. Props.

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20 Comment(s)
  • Truthbtold
    July 2, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    Traumatic brain injury it’s a hell a thing. Soldiers their get their bells rocked and then start walking into enemy fire all friendly like, cuz their brains are milkshakes.

  • cray
    July 1, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    Check out the grease stain his head made on the pavement!

  • Joe Max
    June 28, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    That would be a quick trip to the ER and of course a lawyer too. Guess he must have had a outstanding warrant ? More amazing, the car actually stopped !

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    June 28, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Just another stupid nigger

  • Micky Shitz
    June 28, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    Should’ve finished the job.

  • Reddog
    June 28, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    Probably just robbed someone. How can you give him props? He deserved everything that happened to him. He probably took off so he didn’t have to pay for the damage. Ghetto punk!

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    June 28, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    He was obviously high ads a kite.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      June 28, 2016 at 7:34 pm

      * as

  • Lance Alger
    June 28, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    Nigga trying to sprint across an intersection like Frogger. Fucken splat! You know he yelled, “I got warrants!” Dave Chapelle style as he ran away

  • moor
    June 28, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    He was obviously trying to carjack the car !!!

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    June 28, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Pretty sure there was a Dane Cook joke about this…

  • ItsAllABadDream
    June 28, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    He’s probably dead by now. Like a deer who gets hit and runs into the woods…poor bastard but you’re right, cars win every time if you don’t use the right process!

  • Light of my Life
    June 28, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Are you kidding? Guy prolly has a warrant out fo his arres and dint want no 5 O coming to be checkin him out.
    Walked away befo hauled away.

  • Maxito
    June 28, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    So happy to hear someone other than me refer to Murderpan properly.

    How happy must the driver have been…

  • Linda-Linda-Linda
    June 28, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    OOH – that poor dude driving the little Quest Diagnostics car he ran into. I would have had a cardiac arrest or peed my pants – not sure which! Gotta say though, that he kept the car straight.

  • Turtleboyballlicker
    June 28, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    White driver is definitely a racist!

  • Material Girl
    June 28, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Is he gonna go back and pick up the shit that flew off him? I’d want my shit!

    • Deb Goldberg
      June 28, 2016 at 9:36 pm

      Also: EXTREMELY frustrated that he didn’t finish crossing the street. He was in such a hurry to cross and then got up after getting hit and went back to the side he came from! He was almost to the other curb before he got boned by the Questmobile! What the hell is wrong with this world? Doesn’t anyone ever care to finish what they’ve started anymore? Goddammit!!

      • Material Girl
        June 28, 2016 at 9:52 pm

        Yes, Deb! You get me. That dude needs to get his ass back there, pick up his shit and get on the other side of the road like he planned. Way to give up & be a failure, in my opinion.

  • Love, Me
    June 28, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Whoa!

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