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Captain Needle Dick Tries To Get Blog Removed After Sending Dick Pics To Strange Women, Then Admits To Raping Best Friend’s Wife After Pretending To Be Suicidal Because Women Won’t Fuck Him

 

In October of 2019 we introduced you to a Salem needle dick named Tyler Sawyer who had a habit of sexually harassing strange women via Facebook messenger and sending them unsolicited images of his extremely lonely bologna pony.

 

Shortly afterwards I received an email from Tyler’s stepfather requesting that I remove a picture of his family from the blog, claiming to have severed all ties with him.

I of course honored his request since he had done nothing wrong and was both polite and reasonable.

After I removed the picture he emailed me back asking to remove the whole blog because he believed it was a one time thing and Tyler had told him that he was “disgusted with himself.” According to the stepfather Tyler just wanted to get his life back together after making a drunken mistake, as the blog had cost him his job and friends while preventing him from obtaining employment.

However, because the word is out that Turtleboy is so fair we often get requests like this from people who are sorry for what they did, but consider themselves victims of the blog itself. At this point I had no reason to believe that Tyler did not do this to women all the time. It’s not normal to send pictures of your Johnson to a complete stranger on Facebook, and from past experience predators like this do this to lots of women.

As you know by now, Turtleboy is both kind and merciful. I do not want people who have genuinely changed for the better to have their worst moments follow them around for the rest of their lives. I have removed at least 100 blogs upon request from reformed ratchets who contacted me and showed true remorse years later. The stepfather’s claim that Tyler could not find employment due to the blog was bolstered not only by the fact that TB Daily News comes up on page 1 when you Google “Tyler Sawyer Salem MA,” but also from an email I received from a man claiming to be an employer who was having second thoughts about hiring Tyler after searching for him and finding our blog.

Tyler “swears up and down that someone set him up.”

In other words, he was taking no responsibility for his actions, and I could care less if he can’t obtain employment because of the things he did to women.

Tyler himself also began contacting me a week after the blog was published telling me a sob story about how the blog had affected him.

Pro tip – if you become Turtleboy famous and want a blog about you to be removed, don’t make it all about you. You are not the victim here, and if you only want me to take a blog down because of how its affecting you then you’re not really sorry about what you did. You’re sorry that you got called out for it. I told him that he didn’t sound sincere and he doubled down with more crying about how the blog was affecting him.

 

Then he reached out to me a couple months later, once again looking for sympathy by emphasizing how the blog was hurting him.

 

 

“I need some forgiveness.”

“I really wish the best for myself.”

It’s not about what YOU need. That’s the whole point. You’re a selfish person who only thinks about yourself and not how your life choices affect other people.

He tried again in March.

Keep in mind, he told the potential employer that someone set him up around this time. He clearly wasn’t sorry and was willing to say whatever it took to get the blog taken down because he is selfish.

Well, as it turns out my intuition on this one was spot on, because last week Tyler plead guilty in Peabody District Court to a charge of indecent assault and battery on a person 14 years or older, after initially being charged with rape. He was sentenced to just 1.5 years in jail after fully admitting to the facts.

It was a good thing we didn’t take the blog down because the victim reached out to Turtleboy in February after being sexually assaulted by Captain Needle Dick and searching for his name on Google. However, because the case was ongoing she didn’t want to talk about the details at that time. After he plead guilty last week she decided the truth needed to be told since no other media outlet would cover it, so that Tyler Sawyer would forever be branded as what he is – a rapist. The victim’s story was extremely disturbing:

Tyler was a coworker and friend of my husband’s. We all started hanging out and got really close, considered him like family. Didn’t take long to realize he had a lot of mental health issues. Discovered his past with your article. He swore he was just on drugs then and got clean, went to therapy for a while and was better. We gave him a chance.

Then he got fired from his job for harassing a coworker via social media, which apparently was his 5th time getting spoken to about it. So we realized he needed help and we were trying to get him in therapy, because it was clear he had some sort of sex addiction/mental health issues. Progressively he became really flirtatious and inappropriate with me, and I always always always shut him down. But he was so mentally unstable and constantly talking about killing or harming himself so I was afraid if I told my husband, either my husband would lose his mind on him or we’d just cut him off and he’d hurt himself. So I tried to always steer him back on track and continue to try and get him in therapy because I truly thought if he got help he’d be a better person.

But I was wrong. On February 13th and 14th, Tyler sexually assaulted, molested and raped me while my husband was at work. The night of the 13th, we had been drinking, just hanging out, waiting for my husband to come home. He leaned in to kiss me and I pulled away and said “no, dont”. He did it anyways. I was drunk, and no matter how many times I said no, stop, don’t, he continued. I was up against my headboard and he was up against me, I couldn’t get away. This continued all night. He kept forcing himself on me, no matter what I said or how much I turned away. He used his weight against me, cornered me, pinned me. I eventually fell asleep but managed to be aware that he was touching me, my breasts, tried getting in my pants and couldn’t, put my hand on his pants and in his pants. He eventually kept waking me up by asking if I wanted to go to bed, and saying I should go to bed and he could help me. knew what he was trying to do so I panicked and forced myself awake.

Fast forward to the next morning, my husband left again, and he was supposed to leave and go home but he didn’t right away so I told him that what happened was wrong, and it made me feel horrible. I told him straight up I didn’t want any of that and he shouldn’t have done that. He was all agreeing and acting remorseful “I can’t believe I did that to my best friend”. Until he was pinning me again and kissing me. I said no. I said stop. I tried pushing him off. I pulled away from him. He put his hand around my head so I couldn’t escape. I was terrified. He’s bigger than me. He’s mentally unstable. Was clearly not going to stop until he got what he wanted. I was scared if I tried fighting him off or try to kick him out he’d hurt me. I was scared he’d flip out.

I basically froze but kept begging him to stop. “Stop, please, don’t, no, I don’t want to do this, don’t make me do this, this is wrong”. He never stopped. He wouldn’t let me go, kept forcing me to cuddle with him. Wouldn’t let me get off the bed. Kept kissing me and touching me everywhere. I tried to turn away but he just found another thing to do by sticking his hand down the back of my pants. Then when I managed to turn away more and get him out of me, I hid my face and curled up to try and stop him and kept begging him to stop.

He got on his knees, I turned my head away and literally pleaded with him to not make me do it. He undid his pants, I squeezed my eyes shut – I didn’t want to see anything. I kept pleading that I did not want to do that. He grabbed my head and forced himself in my mouth. He was rough, aggressive, and it hurt. I was pulling away, and pushing him away. Every time I could catch a breath, I kept pleading. I thank God a noise startled him and he jumped off me and I managed to leave my room.

He followed and I tried to keep him away from me. I told him this was fucked up and I couldn’t believe he was doing this to me, doing this to my husband. I told him I had to leave soon so he should go too. So he said he’d get his things. I said ok and that I had to get dressed but I first went to the bathroom while he got his things to leave. I came out and went straight to my room where he was and was blocking me from entering completely. So I asked him to move over seeing as I couldn’t, and instead he wrapped his arms around me, spun so now I was facing the wall away from my bed and he squeezed tight, lifted me & threw me down on my bed. Now I will admit I’m a plus sized woman, I’m heavy. The fact that he could do that proved to me he could easily hurt me and I was absolutely terrified now. I completely froze. He would not stop until he was done with me.

He ripped open my jeans, stuck his hand down my pants and very roughly and aggressively touched me. I just closed my eyes and prayed for it to be over. When he decided he was done with me, he took his hand out and said OK you should finish getting ready and walked out.

I got up after a minute, completely in shock and unsure what to do. I came out and he was using the bathroom. When he came out he left and I left afterwards. I was sexually assaulted, molested and by legal definition, raped. Even though it all was either oral or by hand. That was extremely hard for me to process and I didn’t even realize that information until the next day, February 15th when I told my friends what happened and they were like um yeah he raped you. And I was in disbelief.

My husband was filled in and he called the police. I had to give a statement. The next day a detective called me. I met with him later that week. I was there for 2 hours giving a very explicit statement. From then, Tyler had to get called in at a later time and give his. He kept blowing up our phones, calls and texts. We ended up blocking him but not before seeing him try apologizing, saying he hates himself and wishes he didn’t do it and feels guilty, that all he does is cry. He tried telling my husband some twisted version of the story. During that time, I went and got a harassment order in him. I had to go to court to get it extended and he was there. When the judge read the affidavit, he asked Tyler if it was true and he admitted it was. So my order was approved for 2 years.

Not long after that, the DA got all our statements and evidence and arrested him on 3 charges of rape. (I have no idea how to find these records but would love them). He was in jail for a single day and night and got bailed out. He was put on a GPS bracelet and ordered to stay away from all of us. When I met with my legal team, we decided a plea deal was our best bet to save me from a long and traumatizing trial where they could try and twist the story and use irrelevant details.

Scared I’d be stuck with nothing, I agreed to offer a deal. It took from April until June to finally get a response. He accepted the deal. Monday the 28th of June we went into court where they decided to charge him with 2 counts of indecent assault. The details of the 13th were given. He admitted they were true. The judge allowed me to go up and give an impact statement where I could express to the court what this has done and affected me and my life. After that he agreed to the terms of the deal which was 18 months in house of corrections, registered sex offender (level tbd), mental health evaluation and therapy, drug/alcohol therapy, and 2 years suspension. It’s not the big charges he deserves but its something. It’s something for him to be held accountable for his actions and the pain he caused me and my family.

Not only is this story believable, he admitted to everything. Yet the DA’s office still didn’t push for a rape charge so he will not legally be branded as a rapist. But he is one.

In the weeks leading up to the rape Tyler was texting with the victim and throwing himself a pity party because he couldn’t get laid. He told her he wanted to eat pussy for dinner. He said he was suicidal because of the lack of sex and intimacy. He claimed that his sexual talent and “big sized” dick was being wasted. He blamed the blog and said he wanted to murder me, proving that he was not the least bit remorseful for what he had done in 2019. Like most sexual predators felt he was entitled to sex from women because he was a nice and “gentle guy.” The responses from the victim show that she was a sympathetic and caring friend who was trying to help him out. He complained that his ex “used her women power to fuck me over.”

 

He made it clear that having loving friends wasn’t enough for him to stop feeling bad about himself. He needed sex and cuddling.

He claimed to be suicidal, which she took seriously and tried to help him. He said he was going to gut me open from balls to chin because of the blog about him, said he’d rather be a murderer than a sex predator, and then went back to seeking pity by claiming to be suicidal.

 

He said he deserved to be in jail.

He asked, “what did I do to deserve this,” further proving that he was taking no responsibility for his previous actions.

He tried to get the victim to hook him up with her friends, which she refused to do. He even said that it made him feel sad to see other people kissing around him.

Anyone who says they want to kill themselves should be taken seriously. But it’s clear that Tyler was only saying that so that people would feel bad for him. His end game was always the same – instant gratification through sex. It’s why he messaged me to have the blog taken down – it prevented him from getting off. Everything always came back to him in that conversation. All he talks about is himself. Not once in those messages did he ever ask how she was doing. He is a textbook narcissist who believes women owe him sex because he’s such a “nice guy,” and he’s willing to force it upon them both in person and online.

The worst part is that this couple actually cared about him, which he knew and preyed off them because of that. He had the nerve to ask her to set him up with her friends. She offered him comfort and love, and in return he sexually assaulted her multiple times because that’s all women are to him – inanimate objects that he can use for sexual gratification.

In the immediate days after the sexual assault Tyler texted and called both the victim and her husband several times, but was ignored by her. As usual, he made it all about him and how the rape had him feel bad about himself.

 

 

 

“Im hurting on the inside.”

“Make me feel happy.”

“For my sake.”

“Wish someone would contact me.”

When he contacted her husband he initially pretended like he didn’t rape her, before once again trying to elicit pity and forgiveness.

When Tyler gets out of jail in a year or so he will attempt to get a job and will no doubt continue to prey on women. He will attempt to elicit sympathy and claim that he is changed, but he will only be doing it for himself. People like him don’t change. For that reason this blog will never come down.

 

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Kirkminihands
    July 15, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    This is very suspicious to say the least.. In my opinion you got a loser(obviously) who had a relationship with a wife of a friend(not really) and when the friend went to work he forced her to suck his peen? And touched her in places she didn’t like? There’s no question this guys is a psycho but come on

  • WeRFucked
    July 14, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    She’s talking to him, after a no contact order, and after he raped her?

    Da Fuq?

    • Wife.
      July 15, 2021 at 3:55 pm

      No? I wasn’t in contact with him at all after I filed the police report, which was before the no contact order. He was contacting us, before and after we blocked him. He stopped once I filed the order.

    • Kirk minivans
      July 15, 2021 at 4:50 pm

      Thought the same thing myself

  • Wait. What?
    July 11, 2021 at 11:16 pm

    Yea… so the womens story here… yeahh. Not looking good for ya-

    In fact there’s A LOT of inconsistencies with how you feel and then how you act. Or dont act. I literally dont have the time to get into it but I’m SO GLAD I’m not the only one who’s pointing this out and going hmmm?

  • The wife again.
    July 11, 2021 at 5:52 pm

    Id like to add that clearly my story is valid since obviously he admitted to it, but a judge approved my harassment order for 2 years, and another judge agreed to the terms of the plea deal. A detective got to hear every explicit detail, along with my ADA. All of them knew the details you all heard. And they all believe me, and understood that no matter what, he was to blame and did not judge me for anything.
    We moved out of our apartment. We replaced furniture. I was living in a constant reminder. I just wanted some justice. To spread the word that he is a sick person, to help prevent this from happening to anyone else, especially someone like me who just has a big heart and may even be considered naive for it, and to make sure he knows that I won’t let him silence me or have any control of my life. I won. May not have been what he fully deserved, but at least it wasn’t nothing. I pray for everyone out there who didn’t come forward for whatever reason. This was one of the hardest things I’ve ever faced, but worth it to know I might have saved someone, encouraged them to come forward, and of course, see him be held accountable.

    • Blow Me^^^
      July 11, 2021 at 8:42 pm

      That is all.

      • Inflamed Anus
        Inflamed Anus
        July 12, 2021 at 6:39 pm

        Listen obviously this asshole did this horrific thing to you, it’s not your fault, you didn’t deserve it, and as I said prior he deserves to get railroaded in lockup then beaten and choked to death. But with that said, you are as naive as hell and need to smarten up so this never happens to you again. Red flags were waiving in your face and going up all around you, and you failed to see them. Looking past the bad in people and for the good is EXACTLY what a predator wants, they use people’s sympathy and compassion to their advantage, that is exactly what this asshole did. Even after he assaulted you he was trying to use your sympathy and compassion to get out of it. I’m not saying your at fault, just at some point you need to understand you must take accountability for yourself. You cannot keep putting yourself in situations like this and then when it goes terribly wrong say “well he should have stopped, I’m not at fault here”. Your right he should have, and your not, but wake the fuck up and don’t put yourself in that position again. As I said, you can’t sit beside a pool, then say it’s not your fault when you get splashed.
        I truly am sorry this happened to you, you are exceptionally brave for coming forward. You undoubtedly have prevented him from doing this to other woman when he gets out of jail in the future, and hopefully your story will encourage others to be more cautious. This world is full of monsters, in a perfect world you saying no should be the end of it, but we see all to often animals don’t care what you say. I’m not sure there is anyway to absolutely prevent a sexual assault, but spotting the warning signs and removing yourself, or not putting yourself in these situations is at the top of the list on ways to protect yourself. Good luck, I wish you the best going forward.

        • the wife
          July 13, 2021 at 1:57 pm

          I appreciate your honesty and I know you’re right. I shouldn’t have put myself in that position. And yeah, in a perfect world, I shouldn’t have to worry about that and it would’ve stopped at “no”. But its not a perfect world and full of people like him and I should’ve known better. I am smarter than that and I’m angry with myself for not heading the warning signs. I was wrong to be naive enough to think otherwise. I own that. And I appreciate that regardless of my own mistakes made in this you still are able to be civil and respectful to me about it. Sometimes it comes across so harshly that its hard to remain calm and not take it offensively. So thank you for being candid but polite still.

  • the wife I guess?
    July 11, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Has anyone ever heard of second chances? He had sworn all that was in the past. My husband and I made a choice to give him a chance to prove he wanted to get some therapy and would help him do so. Mental health is no joke and can really make even the best people do stupid shit. So excuse me for having a big heart and thought that maybe, just maybe, we could help.
    I felt comfortable having a drink or two with him over because 1) my husband, him and I would have a couple drinks together all the time and he never got that way towards me. So again, pardon me for thinking I had nothing to worry about. 2) I knew my roommate would be home sooner than my husband, and even when she came home, he STILL attempted to touch me while she was in her room. 3) Yeah my husband and I used to smoke cigarettes in the bedroom. With friends, we always just sat on the edge of the bed. Had done it plenty of times so again, I felt I had nothing to worry about.
    4) I wasn’t feel well from how nauseous I was from the fear and confusion in my head over what was going on. I was afraid of him, so asking me, why didn’t you kick him out/call the police/tell your husband? I was scared. I froze. I just panicked and prayed for it to all stop. I didn’t know if he would attack me, or harm himself in front of me, or go hurt himself after. I didn’t know what to do. It was after a long day at work, I had a couple drinks, and I felt so sick to my stomach. I didn’t intentionally fall asleep and when I did, my roommate was still in the living room with me. It wasn’t until I realized what he was doing that she had left the room.
    Yes, my husband came home and I kept my mouth shut, afraid again of him attacking us, hurting my husband, my husband getting into trouble for attacking him, or him harming himself. I also felt so guilty and ashamed and didn’t know what to do, again, I froze.
    The next morning he was supposed to leave around the time my husband left. Roommate was still home but sleeping. He didn’t leave right away. I tried to go in my room alone, he knew I had to get ready to leave soon, but he followed to have a cigarette too. Thats when I confronted him and said how fucked up this all way. I told him I had no idea what to do, it was not okay, I said no. He sat there all remorseful and I tried thinking about what the hell to do. But he went at it again and this time he was extremely aggressive and I froze in fear once again. Nothing I did, nothing I said stopped him. I pushed him away, I pulled away, I twisted and turned. He wasn’t going to stop. I could’ve yelled, but I truly had no idea what he was capable of. Attacking me, my roommate. And wow, you really want to focus on the fact that I admit to being plus size? Okay cool, be my guest, but im simply stating it so you have an idea just how much he overpowered me. But ya know, you’re fatphobic,fat phobic, whatever.
    You all are questioning me. You have no idea how much I question myself every day since. Im ashamed. I feel so much guilt. I thank God it wasn’t worse and I thank God my husband does not see this as my fault; even though I stricken to feel the same. You can victim shame me, I don’t like being victimized anyways, I feel so pathetic and weak. I thought I was stronger than this. I thought I’d be a fighter in these situations. I thought I could sense bullshit a mile away. Truthfully, when it comes to my own personal wellbeing, I always have our others first and that is something I learned not to do anymore. I believe in second chances and redemption, which is why I stupidly didn’t give up on him even though we were aware he needed some help. I was easily manipulated. I was blind, I don’t know why I thought it was my job to save someone else, and not protect myself. So go ahead, I already feel so much regret and disgust.
    But no matter what, it doesn’t change what he did to me. The details in between don’t matter. What does matter is that no one should ever have to worry about putting themselves in potential situations like this – because the person who does what he did is the one at fault. Why is it that its ok to question why someone would put themselves in these situations, and not ask “well why did he put her in that situation?” Because he made those choices to hurt me. All that matter is that I said “NO.” “STOP.” “DON’T.” “I DONT WANT TO DO THIS, DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS.” Begging and pleading. And he heard that I did not consent to any of it, and did not care. And he has admitted to all of this being true. So please, remember that just because it isn’t what you would do in these types of scenarios, doesn’t mean that is how everyone will react. Remember whats important here.
    Sorry for this being long, but I deserved to say my peace.

    • Ron Jeremy
      July 13, 2021 at 12:17 pm

      Hey I hear you!! Lessons learned. The dude is obviously a loser who will never get any anymore, especially when he has to register as a sex offender, have his picture and address posted for all to see…and being forced to register every 6 months or so or else risk getting a felony for violating “duty to inform”. He will forever be on the Wall Of Shame, and this incident will follow him around for the rest of his life. Every employer, potential landlord, etc., will definitely see this…forget Turtleboy. Just a background check will reveal it. He looks pathetic. face it…He’s a LOSER!!!! He’s never going to get laid again…GOOD!!

  • JT
    July 11, 2021 at 9:23 am

    Hahaha mr free speech 1st amendment fighter is censoring and moderating comments
    Dude does not care about free speech unless it’s his own

    Anyone notice when they make a comment its says waiting for moderation
    What a joke

    • Ron Jeremy
      July 13, 2021 at 12:14 pm

      Hey I hear you!! Lessons learned. The dude is obviously a loser who will never get any anymore, especially when he has to register as a sex offender, have his picture and address posted for all to see…and being forced to register every 6 months or so or else risk getting a felony for violating “duty to inform”. He will forever be on the Wall Of Shame, and this incident will follow him around for the rest of his life. Every employer, potential landlord, etc., will definitely see this…forget Turtleboy. Just a background check will reveal it. He looks pathetic. face it…He’s a LOSER!!!! He’s never going to get laid again…GOOD!!

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    July 10, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    It’s been said already but……………WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE GETTING DRUNK WITH THIS GUY IN HER BEDROOM FOR! Am I reading this wrong, why was she drinking with him on her bed, in her bedroom????? What he did was wrong, he deserves to be Bubba’s bitch for the night in lockup, then beaten and strangled like Father Geoghan!!! With that out of the way, this woman needs needs to wake the fuck up. I’m just saying you can’t sit by a swimming pool and expect not to get splashed! She should have NEVER put herself in such a position to begin with, even more so based on his past and the sexual nature of his comments prior to the attack. I hope she is able to get the help she needs to deal with this horrible attack and move on, and I hope he gets the sex he wants, by that I mean violently railroaded, and then killed in prison.

    • Best Friend
      July 11, 2021 at 5:37 am

      1. The room is where they could smoke cigarettes as well without having to go down a few flights of stairs.
      2. She trusted him, knew he wasn’t well but until what happened happened, she trusted that he was all talk, and would listen to her otherwise. Grow up and stop victim blaming.

      • Inflamed Anus
        Stop the bullshit
        July 11, 2021 at 8:45 am

        Fuck you, if you were truly a “best friend” you would have told her she’s out of her mind for trusting him in the first place.

        “He leaned in to kiss me and I pulled away and said “no, dont”. He did it anyways. I was drunk, and no matter how many times I said no, stop, don’t, he continued. I was up against my headboard and he was up against me, I couldn’t get away. This continued all night. He kept forcing himself on me, no matter what I said or how much I turned away. He used his weight against me, cornered me, pinned me. I eventually fell asleep but managed to be aware that he was touching me, my breasts, tried getting in my pants and couldn’t, put my hand on his pants and in his pants. He eventually kept waking me up by asking if I wanted to go to bed, and saying I should go to bed and he could help me. knew what he was trying to do so I panicked and forced myself awake.” Thinking he was harmless, all talk, and trusting him ended right there!!!! Then apparently at some point her husband came home and she still allowed him to stay in her home alone with her. I get that victims sometimes don’t come forward for various reason, and understand that, but she could’ve used that opportunity to have her husband tell him to leave without telling him what transpired.

        If I walk up the middle of Rt. 95 at 2am drunk and get hit by a car I’m a victim, BUT I should’ve known not to walk up the middle of Rt 95 drunk at 2am!!!!!

        After his comments and history she should have had some concerns, he did after all ADMIT HE DID IT AND WAS DRINKING/IN DRUGS AT THE TIME, a red flag should’ve gone up saying don’t get fucking drunk alone with him, and 100% after he attacked her the first time she should’ve gotten away from him. What happened to her was terrible and no one deserves that, but at the same time what the fuck was she thinking!!

      • MGTOW TURTLE
        July 11, 2021 at 9:13 am

        How can you be the best friend when he was the best friend
        O and from his looks and her self description they both could have used those few flights of stairs for some excercis
        I mean who the fuck smokes in their bedroom anyway
        Smoking anything other than weed is fucking gross but what would you want the place where you sleep to smell like nasty cigarettes
        Seems like you’re making excuses

  • Sounds like something Aidan would do
    July 10, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    If Aidan had a son, this would be it.

  • NiceGuysTM
    July 10, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    r/niceguys

  • Alex Pazzo
    July 10, 2021 at 6:01 am

    Thought it was odd that she didn’t call the husband, or the police, or bite his dick off, or lock herself in bathroom, or leave the house. ODD

  • Ron Jeremy
    July 9, 2021 at 11:59 pm

    Haha…I get laid all the time…even had 2 girls at the same time…on several different occssions over the years. Before I lost count, I totalled approximately 45 different girls over the years…because I know how to do it right, and with class. Today, I still have a couple of F buddies I see occasionally (they know each other so its good), but it was an awesome ride for a long time.This loser…Tyler however..he’ll never get laid again now…especially when the first Google hit comes up as “registered sex offender”. Hes definitely all done now. Gotta feel really really bad for him….NOT!

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 9, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with these fucking people and their insane font choices. These fonts should be illegal.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 9, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    Rape is only ok when done in self defense. What we need is some sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean like a storybook and not like this unkempt fella here. We need more things man that help folks not they other way around.
    Gotta go, evening meds. No questions
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • She had me at Headboard
    July 9, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    I feel terrible for this woman…however… she KNEW his background AND was comfortable drinking to the point of passing out with this guy in her BEDROOM while her husband was at work???? And then didn’t have enough self control to keep her mouth closed in the presence of his junk??? Again, I’m in her court, but she could use some remedial common sense training.

  • Tim Maynard North Weymouth
    July 9, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    [Now I will admit I’m a plus sized woman, I’m heavy. The fact that he could do that proved to me he could easily hurt me and I was absolutely terrified now.]

    Now thats funny

    • Tim^^^
      July 9, 2021 at 6:42 pm

      …that is LITERALLY as far as I got. Couldn’t do it anymore. This is some disturbing shit.

      Shower time. Wtf…..

    • Ron Jeremy
      July 10, 2021 at 12:37 am

      He cant get hot skinny pussy. He will never get that ever.

  • Wascally Wabbit
    July 9, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Broken families can frequently break kids. If not managed a cycle of brokenness occurs leaving devastation in its wake.

    Very tough to read. I wish her and her husband well. I think she was naive but was sincerely trying to help a broken friend. Lesson learned, I hope. The broken must fix themselves and unfortunately he doesn’t seem too interested.
    Watching him trying to emotionally manipulate her with those texts was grueling to read.

    Protect the family, a society is only as health as the families which comprise it. If you want to fix America fix your house, neighborhood and state first.

  • White supremacists are the greatest threat to the united states. joe biden
    July 9, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    BOSTON —
    Police are asking for the public’s help after an attempted kidnapping in East Boston earlier this week. Boston police said the incident happened at 4 a.m. Wednesday near the intersection of Bremen and Porter streets.

    The victim told police she was walking to work when a man grabbed her. She was able to break away from the man who fled from the area. A white SUV may have been involved in this incident, police said.

    The man is described as Black, 18 to 25 years old, and was wearing a white T-shirt, white shorts and dark sneakers.

    Anyone with information is asked to call Boston Police District 7 Detectives at 617-343-4220.

  • Error 404
    July 9, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    I don’t often go drinking or smoking dope at a married woman’s house but when I do, Joe Biden tells her husband that “he doesn’t need an AR-14”. Wasn’t there something in the Bible about coveting another man’s wife? Ever been to Brasil? Not uncommon for the waitress to come right out and ask your wife if she can do you. Even there the answer is universal – “He’s married thank you” means the answer… Is no.

  • hartf811
    Loser
    July 9, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    Skippy
    You’re a total loser.
    Whiny, little dicked, unloved by strangers and family alike.
    Buy a gun
    Put the barrel in your mouth
    Pull the trigger
    Nobody will miss you.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    July 9, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    Can someone please send me the redacted photos? I need to get to the bottom of this!

  • Lorena Bobbit
    July 9, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    I can tell you what to do with unwanted cock…

  • Dumb cunti
    July 9, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    Hey crazy guy,my husbands at work come on over and play house.

  • Well, the week is at an end
    July 9, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    And we never got that Rise of The Moors story.

    I figured Tuesday night, at the latest, especially after their day in court. Alas, nothing.

    Sigh.

    • LeBron James NBA GED
      July 9, 2021 at 5:44 pm

      Y’all a racist little white boys soo Black Men can’t own guns? Same as all y’all white suopremacists with yo guns cuz yo tiny dicks don’t work. Answer that with your racist hate.

      • Well, the week is at an end
        July 9, 2021 at 7:16 pm

        Does your mom know you are using your laptop? Let me guess, she’s out for the night and you are up from the basement, I get it.

        Now if you’ll excuse me, I got to get ready, it’s MILF night at my local. Don’t wait up for us!

  • Homer, what's the number?
    July 9, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    He doesn’t need sex and cuddling…..he needs a bullet to the head.

  • Orion
    July 9, 2021 at 1:55 pm

    The more I read this, the more of a fucking idiot this woman seems like. She’s giving him SO much of her private time. Why the fuck would you do that as a married woman, ESPECIALLY knowing his past? And honestly, there is so much wrong with this paragraph that it’s still pissing me off in waves:

    “But he was so mentally unstable and constantly talking about killing or harming himself so I was afraid if I told my husband, either my husband would lose his mind on him or we’d just cut him off and he’d hurt himself. So I tried to always steer him back on track and continue to try and get him in therapy because I truly thought if he got help he’d be a better person.”

    You CANNOT be nice to people like that!

    • Best Friend
      July 11, 2021 at 5:44 am

      Just because people like you all over the comments can’t imagine giving a shred of kindness to mentally ill people doesn’t mean that others can’t, don’t, or shouldn’t. Some people actually have compassion in their hearts, and mentally ill people that aren’t Tyler Sawyer aren’t all, or even mostly, violent nor undeserving of compassion.

      • Orion
        July 12, 2021 at 10:19 am

        Oh please. “Shred of human kindness” is one thing, but the dude is a straight up sexual predator. First off, as a woman, she was his target demographic. Secondly, she was married. She basically became his day and night fucking confidant, by the look of it. Second huge mistake. How many sexually abusive and inappropriate conversations do you have to try and smile through before you say enough is enough? And he was SO obviously trying to gaslight and mine her for emotional attention, how can you not see that? Nobody deserves this, but she sure as hell didn’t help avert it. Very sad all around.

        Would you let a child molester spend time with your kid just because they need a source of “happiness” or a “shred of human kindness”. What the hell is wrong with you?

      • Inflamed Anus
        Inflamed Anus
        July 13, 2021 at 3:54 am

        You’re a fucking idiot, keep helping mentally ill sex offenders and you will end up like your friend. Smarten the fuck up before we’re all on here reading about your terrible assault. Have you learned nothing from your “best friends assault???? YOU CANNOT HELP THESE MONSTERS, even trained mental health professionals realize they cannot be “fixed”, they work to control their urges!!!!!! Showing compassion to someone that is mentally ill is completely different than what happened here. Regardless of the spin you attempt to put on it, the red flags were there and ignored!

  • Boston Irish
    White Tiger
    July 9, 2021 at 1:36 pm

    Future state Rep

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 9, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    I usually cover my hand with vegetable oil before I stick my hands in women’s pants. Sometimes it makes me cum aaarrrrrrrgghh I’m cooooo
    Ming aahhhhhhh yeah

  • Chase Vanderbilt
    July 9, 2021 at 1:02 pm

    Seriously, great reporting. Thank you.

  • P C
    PFC
    July 9, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    Terrible story and Tyler is a terrible person.

    However…

    What the fuck was this woman doing drinking with someone who she already knew to be mentally unstable and flirtatious with her, when her husband wasn’t around? *On her bed*? In her story it mentions that she had to scooch up to her headboard when the first incident all went down. So, your husband leaves, your “friend” Tyler is there with you and you’re both drinking, having a good time, but you know this guy is a creep. OK OK – maybe you didn’t think he’d “go that far” – but why mix alcohol into the situation? Not saying it’s her fault what Tyler did to her, but be smart – don’t put yourself in a situation that you know you shouldn’t.

    She’s a ratchet – not as bad as Tyler – but no angel.

    • Orion
      July 9, 2021 at 1:12 pm

      I’m so glad somebody else beat me to it. Why the fuck did they give this guy so much tender treatment KNOWING his past? And the the double-fuck would you DRINK with this creepy piece of shit? All the factors involved make me sick, honestly.

      • Spic Tormentor
        July 9, 2021 at 1:15 pm

        He was just trying to get laid bro what would you do in a situation like that huh?

  • Chris Serra
    Epstein’s hangman
    July 9, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    Sicko should be castrated

    • Orion
      July 9, 2021 at 2:11 pm

      “Would u if I didn’t have that werido (sic) that *happened to me*?”

      OMFG what a pathetic, false contrition piece of shit. He was so obviously playing her, and she let herself be played.

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