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Carrot On Top Of Boys Pisses His Pants After Getting Caught By Fitchilantes Trying To Bang A 14 Year Old Boy, Calls Mom Who Says She Will Have Talk With Him About Not Banging Children

 

Haven’t done a blog on Predator Poachers of Massachusetts lately but a bunch of people sent us their latest catch out of Leominster named Justin Eillert that had a twist – he pissed his pants. They also made him call his Mom and tell her that he was there to fuck an imaginary boy who turned out to be a Puerto Rican man from Leominster.

As usual, I’m blown away over how easy it is for them to find people in a small area like northern Worcester County. By now they should know that these guys are out there fishing for pedos, but they love fucking 14 year old boys so much they think it’s worth the risk.

The best part is that he said he wanted to educate the boy he was trying to bang about pedophilia. Like the kid would show up all horny and stick around for a lecture from a greasy ginger who works at Dunkin Donuts.

I haven’t spoken to the poachers about this catch, but from my experience with them they always have the chat logs and contact police afterwards. According to the poachers he told the boy “We can fuck each other’s brains out,” which is just next level chomo.

The most amazing part about that video was the phone call home to Mom. It took him 3 minutes to make the call because he was doing some shady shit on this phone. Then Mom acted like she was talking to a 7th grade teacher who was informing her that her pedo son has missed too many homework assignments.

“First time and it’s certainly gonna be the fucking last time. I will certainly be speaking to my son.”

A stern talking to about why he shouldn’t be pilfering the assholes of human beings born after Hurricane Katrina. Sounds like she’s taking this seriously, especially with how they ended it.

“I love you baby, bye!”

I know from dealing with the poachers before that they’re not dumb enough to fall for this line from Carrot On Top Of Boys.

“I’m gonna show her the chat.”

No he’s not. There is a 0.0% chance he’s gonna voluntarily show his mother the chat logs of him vowing to fuck the shit out of a child. This is a pathological liar who will say and do anything to get out of trouble. He pissed his pants on purpose hoping they’d feel bad for him and let him go. He wouldn’t do the jumping jacks or sing the song they told him to. He ignored them when they told him to call his Mom. He wouldn’t even tell her the whole story when he was in front of them, so why the fuck would he come clean with his Mom when no one was around to make sure he did?

Anyway, Carrot On Top Of Boys is a 2014 Millbury graduate and a former employee of the Belfont Hotel, which means he’s likely a drag queen too.

And remembrer when you go to vote in November, one of the two parties wants people like this reading books to kids in the public library, and it’s not Trump’s party.

A quick look of the things he likes on his Facebook page shows us that he’s really into Disney.

Which only goes to show that he likely takes an interest in shit kids like in order to groom them to be his Carrot Bottom.

Let’s hope the poachers have contacted Leominster Police and this piece of shit gets a little more punishment than a public shaming and a phone call with Mommy.

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • marilynsantos45
    Mazikeen69
    October 17, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Want to kno the name of the youtube channel I want to follow them.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 30, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    Listen, I support what these guys do but I would be far more impressed if they did it the “old school way”. “Hi, I’m Chris Hanson.” My favorite part of that show was how he would sit them down, ask them all the questions, read back their texts and then let them leave….. “Sure you are free to go”. Then BAM!! PD would roll up on them before they got more than 50 feet out the front door.

    It never failed to boggle my mind that:
    1. Some of the dudes got caught MORE THAN ONCE!!
    2. That the show was on the air for so fucking long yet almost always, they were told to bring condoms and wine coolers. These pedos should have figured out it was a trap. Thank God they were fucking retarded.

    If pedo poachers want to step up their game, have PD waiting in the wings to bust these gross assholes. News flash: you aren’t scaring anyone straight. If you truly wanted to protect kids you’d make sure these scumbags went to jail!!

    • me
      October 4, 2020 at 10:31 pm

      And a lot of them got away with it cuz technically they weren’t talking to minors despite thinking they were. shame.

  • Leon Trotsky
    September 29, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Throw that deranged pedophile into a volcano! Society should not have to worry about that worthless piece of shit being loose in public. He will eventually get caught fucking children. People with his mental condition don’t change.

  • Towgunner
    September 29, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    As mentioned in the article, this guy is associated with cross dressers. cross dressers have this obsession with being around children. They’re insisting on reading them quaint little stories. To the “enlightened” liberal of, say, Hingham MA, such an event is an enriching experience of tolerance and diversity and inclusion. But, its nothing more than a grown man dressed in lingerie getting access to children. In an environment that puts the kids guards down. I feel its worth repeating…these drag queen story hours are nothing more than grown men dressed in sexually provocative clothes around little children with their guard down. Worse still, their parents are the ones bringing their kids to these events. And all the while the “stunning and brave” man is held in high regard by the parents. Yet he’s just like this piece of shit above and lusting for their kids.

    I wonder just how zealous the people of Hingham are…would they actually give their kids away to these people if it were in the name of diversity and inclusion? I believe they would. “Come on honey we’re going to be late for juniors sodomy ritual with miss Z.”

    • Terry McGinley
      April 5, 2021 at 9:34 pm

      Children are 12 or younger or 13 or younger Teenagers are not children!

  • What's wrong with Y'all
    September 29, 2020 at 10:50 am

    Always white guys, u notice that? What is up with that. At least black folk do real crime, not banging prepubescent children

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    September 29, 2020 at 7:59 am

    He should have known it was a setup. Who would voluntarily fuck that?

  • Towgunner
    September 29, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Just so we’re all clear on this…the liberal left wants to “normalize” people and behaviors like this. Its that simple and its that clear cut.

    When this POS gets into jail he’ll be labeled kill-on-sight.

  • Michael Rapaport
    September 28, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    FCK SLL YOU aHoles. I was method acting for a new movie roll.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    September 28, 2020 at 10:18 am

    Looks like Cricket from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 27, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    According to the left, pedophilia is just sexuality. Ok… then burying them is just gardening.

  • dough bro
    September 27, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Is that “Whitey” from Me,Myself and Irene??

  • ElJefe72
    September 27, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Are they sure that he pissed his pants? Maybe he just got really excited and couldn’t control himself.

  • Monica’s Harmonica
    September 27, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Forget uncooked vagina. That’s some prime uncooked asshole. Mmmmm mmmmmm good. And Monica approved. As long as it’s not mixed race. Or involve any mules. Good credit scores only to ride.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    September 27, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Justin just wanted to mentor a teen that seemed a little confused! You all need to lay off! By the way ze makes a beautiful drag queen! I thank hir for reading to our young children.

  • If the antifa protests had a face...
    September 27, 2020 at 10:41 am

    …this would be it!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 27, 2020 at 9:12 am

    Any guesses on his political affiliation?

    Exactly.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    September 27, 2020 at 7:29 am

    The next set up should include a blanket party. Just throw it over him and beat the fuck outta him.

    • Blanket Jackson
      September 27, 2020 at 10:43 am

      We’ll have to wait until after the police get defunded and community organizers uphold the law!

    • GSgt. Hartman
      September 28, 2020 at 12:18 pm

      You eat it, they’re payin’ for it!

  • Steve
    September 27, 2020 at 6:41 am

    He looks like the guy from silence of the lambs. It puts in the lotion

  • The Governor
    September 27, 2020 at 3:51 am

    As long as they wear face coverings and stick to the covid-safe sexual positions approved by the folks in the scientific community, it’s just a peaceful small gathering.

    Pedophilia apparently isn’t taking the fall off though.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    AngryWhiteDad
    September 26, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Are these the same poachers TB used to bitch about? I can’t remember why and I’m too lazy to try to figure it out. Was it last year? Was it 5 years ago? Honestly can’t tell anymore.

    Regardless, the idea of hunting down these pedos is certainly appealing. But, that’s where that ends. I would absolutely not be able to refrain from physically assaulting these piece of shit diddlers. I’ve worked in situations where I’ve had to review/investigate these types and it is horrific. I always felt sick and deep down I knew they’d get some shit sentence and offend again within 18 months. There is no “rehabilitating” someone capable of combining those two subjects under any circumstance. Castration for first offense. If every woman can kill their babies cuz they “don’t want it”, the castrating the agreed upon worst type of mammals is completely fair.

    Harry Vox 2014

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    September 26, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    In full disclosure, that’s my cousin.

    • Caligula
      September 26, 2020 at 10:49 pm

      So it runs in the family? Lol just kidding, but you better kick his pedophile ass. Also what did your aunt tell him?

    • Terrence Mcginley
      April 5, 2021 at 9:30 pm

      Teenagers are not children! They’re rude and violent 14 year olds rape too ya know!

  • Moe Bono
    September 26, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    He swears that this is the next to the last time he’ll do it.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charlie Parker
    September 26, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Antifa chomo

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