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Child Abusing South Hadley School Committee Member Resigns In Disgrace, Says Turtleboy Made Him Cry, Hampshire Gazette And Lincoln Project Reject Forced To Retract Libelous Statements About Me

 

Do you just like being treated like shit? Why are you still here? Why do you make me return to this page every day for the sole purpose of telling you that this website is no longer where I publish content? Everything is on TBDailynews.com. It’s the same fucking thing!!! Just go there instead. I’m not even linking today’s blog because I need to train you to go there directly. Come on, give it a try.

 

 

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32 Comment(s)
  • Ben DiBanana
    September 8, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    Is TB really that stupid to keep asking why we prefer this site to the other? It’s the entertaining uncensored comments, idiot.

  • Phinn
    September 7, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    What a piece of clit spew

  • Mumbly Joe
    September 7, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    This kind of riff raff reminds me of my days with Nixon. We would be playing checkers, chess or some shit like that and having a couple of Brandys and then Kissinger would barge in bitchin about Castro and how he screwed him out of cigars and a free humidor again. Well I said com’on man me and tricky Dick were trying to get acquainted with our dates n then the Brandy sister’s went ape shit, grabbed their clothes and headed for the door. Then Gerald came in wondering why the office was occupied and I says ….. Let me be clear… What in the hell are you doing in a football uniform and furthermore this office isn’t yours until two more years and he yelled back What in the hell are you doin here, Coach said hit the lockers cause practice was starting. Well needless to say I had to get the hell out of there because Dick said some guy Walter Gate was coming with Henry’s cigars and a couple of hookers……….. Good times……..

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 7, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    ‘Nasty Woman’. Well, it least she is self-aware.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    September 7, 2021 at 12:00 pm

    Thank You Uncle for getting rid of creepy authoritarian shithead. Only a few million more to go. Reclaiming our country has to start at the school boards and other local offices. (DC is a lost cause).

    Charles Miles is human filth. Let’s hope he never resurfaces.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    September 7, 2021 at 11:38 am

    It’s ok to cry. Crying is what brings healing. I cried when my dog Sergeant Bo died. I miss him dearly. It gave me PSDT Post Sad Traumatic Dog. He inflicted trauma on the Secret Squirrels.
    I help Veterinarians with coping with loss. I check my time piece to make sure I’m there. My dog would catch ducks in the reflecting pool. I miss that good boy.
    Duck wings in The West Wing!
    On me!
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Didi in da house
    September 7, 2021 at 11:19 am

    Hi evvvvvverrrrrebody!
    Hi ya’ll doing?
    Anyway, even if you a little bitch, that is ok Aidan, we are still willing to offer ypu the posiyion as a street worker, trying to disuade gangbangers in the Boston area, like Old Colony, H block, we even cN give you a bus pass to go to your stomping ground in south of Main St. In Worcester.
    We will give you a reflective vest, a rape whistle, an Trump phone, and a bus pass. We are sure you can change the minds of these gangbangers as you do with your readers.
    We will give you time off for your DCF visits too.

    • Genduso
      September 7, 2021 at 12:28 pm

      Guess the whole IQ thing is true.

  • Metro West Guy
    $
    September 7, 2021 at 11:14 am

    It’s bad enough sometimes with holders of Masters Degrees, but the PhD’s are the worst when it comes to overvaluing their knowledge of the World with matters outside of their very, very narrow realm of expertise. They often believe that just because they have an advanced degree granted to them by fellow eggheads, this automatically translates into expertise on EVERYTHING under the Sun. And because they are rarely if ever challenged by their associates, the inexperienced kids in their classes or parents who might be mesmerized by “Doctor”, they develop a severely overinflated sense of self-worth. So, next time you are told to sit down and be quiet because the Doctor in that School Committee meeting told your town how it is and how it’s going to be with your kids, be sure to politely ask for factual and credible evidence on every single one of their claims. Never accept “most experts agree” or “it’s settled science” from these tyrants.

  • Smartass........
    September 7, 2021 at 11:11 am

    Hey TB, Maybe you could do a blog on all of us rejects soon.
    Watch that blood pressure and limit the cheetos!

  • Ordell Creatin
    September 7, 2021 at 11:03 am

    Who pissed in your cheerios? When you put your undies on in the morning do one leg at a time. This may help to prevent your nut sack from getting strangulated, and your weener can have ample room to breathe.
    Regards,
    A dumb turtle writer

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    September 7, 2021 at 9:49 am

    So after playing armchair tyrant and getting away with it, once he gets pushback he pulls the “disabled veteran with ptsd card”. Conniving, cowardly fucker.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    September 7, 2021 at 7:29 am

    Susan Correia is the latest confirmed liberal bitch cunt on Nextdoor collecting screenshots of my work. Here’s one for your collection Susan. You’re a terrible person and a disgusting waste of oxygen Susan. The world would be better if you just gave up and killed yourself.

    Liberal cunt bitches always seem to think they are in charge of what’s right, but we all know they are the most selfish immoral depraved evil disgusting pieces of shit you could ever have the misfortune of relying on in your whole life.

    Thank goodness I don’t have to deal with women at all, because I feel really really bad for all the straight men who do. Men are far superior to women and I’m so glad I can just be in a relationship with a man, and therefore have minimal contact with women. Because women are terrible.

    • Fred and Barney were right
      September 7, 2021 at 8:24 am

      Liberal women will be/are the death of Freedom and Liberte’. Doesn’t matter the issue they will import ISIS and Jihadists, Force experimental vaccines on kids and adults, run red lights, ask for price checks on 10 items, send back every meal, text while driving, bail out rapists, attack honest men, parallel park 4 feet off the curb and flip you off, drag men into violent fights at sporting events, group together in cliques of crazy loud women and run for office, wear yoga pants and a sports bra then call you a sexist for looking, flirt with your best friend or brother, flip out if you look at another woman, rationalize and justify any behavior they desire, make themselves the Captain of “neighborhood bitch watch”, monitor their neighbors using a telescope. Fucking crazy ass cunts.

      No wonder Fred and Barney hid from Wilma and Bettie.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        September 7, 2021 at 1:51 pm

        No lies detected.

  • Uncle Turtleboy
    September 7, 2021 at 7:08 am

    STOP COMING HER!!!!!!!.
    PLEASE DISABLE ADBLOCK AND GO TO TBNEWS TO READ MY STORIES.

    • i like it
      September 7, 2021 at 8:27 am

      stop cuming her? hmmm

  • Cupid
    September 7, 2021 at 1:08 am

    Am I the only one who sees the irony here?

  • Awwww did somebody call you bad words?
    September 7, 2021 at 12:42 am

    I wonder what would have happened if he pulled this same crybaby beta-male faggot bullshit when he was a tank crewman.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    September 6, 2021 at 11:39 pm

    Where’s the fucking link!

    • Asking For A Friend
      September 7, 2021 at 12:29 am

      Can you and Boe Jiden do something about this? Can you send Tutrtleshell to the Internet Jail.

    • power shit poster
      September 7, 2021 at 10:36 pm

      suck my cock, squaw

  • Radio Free Douche
    September 6, 2021 at 10:33 pm

    He’s hiding something me thinks.

  • No link-No view
    September 6, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    Not going if there isn’t a link. App only.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Ypu sure do like being treated that way Turd
    September 6, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    “Do you like being treated like shit?”
    “I have to train you”
    Famous last words of a fIlure if a person.
    Scre w ypu Aidan, I used to like TB when it was all about the content and the comments, and about getting stories that mattered to your riders. Not this shi t about masks and you trying to shove shitty stories to us.
    I do dare say you have finally become as bad as MassHole report, even worst with your disrespect.

  • Asking For A Friend
    September 6, 2021 at 10:03 pm

    Never mind no link. What about your premium offerings? Your last one. Why would I go to that other website. You can’t even offer anything on Premstream!

  • Average high school teacher
    September 6, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    God, you guys are fucking retarded, why are you complaining about tbdailynews, if you have the right browser like Firefox you will not have a problem with pop-ups and ads.
    Give your 10 yr old next door neighbor $10 and they’ll install and show you how to use Firefox on your phone and computer.
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    3
    Pedos will start projecting

    • Are You Even ALLOWED Around 10 Yr Olds?
      September 6, 2021 at 10:49 pm

      I think NOT!!!

      • Average high school teacher
        September 6, 2021 at 11:40 pm

        And here comes the pedos
        Projecting

    • CalmWhiteDad
      September 7, 2021 at 5:20 am

      Firefox is garbage. It’s not 2005 anymore, gramps. Firefox opens a persistent websocket for push notifications. The websocket is linked to a unique identifier and can be used for tracking that’s not easily disabled by the basic retard like (((you))). Now, go get your fucking shinebox.

    • @retardedschooldiddler
      September 7, 2021 at 10:31 am

      I am very offended young man..I tried 3 times, by “your” own instruction, to get to your site. After I clicked there was this hippopotamus in a zoo exiting a pond and all the sudden it’s tail started spinning while shit boiled out and spread everywhere. Funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. Maybe it’s a sign of the TB future
      Confusious say One should not shit where one eats….or don’t bite the hands that feed you!
      We may be your dumb viewers but you’d starve without us.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    September 6, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    Nope, fuck you, not going to that shitty site

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