Turtleboy Investigates

Chinstrap Criminal Suing Me For Publishing Blog About Home Invasion Where He Shot A Dude Still Hasn’t Been Prosecuted 3 Years Later, Wants To Move In With 2 Kids, Has Plethora Of Other Violent Charges


This is Marc Aldana from Holden.

Marc is a violent offender who is suing my now dissolved company for this blog posted on Turtleboy in 2017 by former blogger Fiesty Turtle Lady. The blog, which was not widely read, chronicled the many times Marc Aldana ran afoul of the law, and included Google trophies for dealing drugs, a party he hosted where someone got stabbed, possession of bomb making materials, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a police officer, suspicion of armed robbery, assault and batter with a dangerous weapon (car), larceny, breaking and entering, and resisting arrest.


Intent to Distribute Nov2012

Bomb Arrest WPD FB

Incendiary Device 1


January 2016 B&E

Aldana was sentenced two concurrent terms of 20 months in the Worcester House of Corrections in 2016 after being found guilty on the counts of secreting/throwing/launching/placing explosive devices.

Not Guilty Incendiary Device

According to sources he never went to prison because he’s a well known confidential informant who turns in other drug dealers to avoid prison time. He’s well known by the Worcester and Holden Police Department, as well as the Worcester County DA’s office. Fiesty referred to him as a “career criminal,” and he’s suing me for that now, despite the fact that he has clearly spent much of his adult life being arrested for and charged with crimes.

The blog Fiesty wrote about came after an April 2017 arrest for a home invasion in the West Tatnuck neighborhood of Worcester. Her blog cited and opined on this Telegram and Gazette story detailing how Marc Aldana entered the house of a pot dealer named Nick Valente and attempted to steal his gun safe. Valente came home during the robbery, realized they had been robbed, got his gun and waited in the basement with his girlfriend. Valente shot Aldana as he entered the basement and Aldana shot back at him. Valente’s now wife Amber was in the basement as well, but she was not hit and played dead.

Here’s Aldana’s 2018 motion to dismiss from ADA Joseph Simmons, which was denied, and explains everything that happened.

That motion to dismiss was denied in September of 2018, so why hasn’t the case been heard yet? Is it because Marc Aldana made a deal with ADA Joseph Simmons?

I called the DA’s office several times this week, sent emails, and have not heard back. This is the same DA’s office (Joe Early) that has a conflict with Turtleboy beacause we broke the story about how Early pressured the State Police to delete incriminating information on Alli Bibaud’s arrest report, presumably at the behest of Bibaud’s judge father Tim.

Marc is now suing me in a meritless lawsuit. He claims that he’s not a career criminal because career criminals are people convicted of 3 felony charges (he’s not there yet). He says he was defamed because he was found not guilty for the bomb making charges, he wasn’t out on bail when he committed one of his crimes, he doesn’t sell drugs, he doesn’t endanger lives, and he never tried to kill someone with an unregistered gun, even though he shot Nick Valente in Valente’s house.


He says that he’s not a “scumbag” or a “cockroach,” and that people in the comments section said he killed his best friend (yes, he’s suing me for comments I didn’t write on a blog I didn’t write). He also said that Worcester cops told him they read the blog when he was in the hospital after being shot by Valente in self defense.

He’s suing me for four counts – violation of constitutional rights, libel, invasion of privacy, and negligence. For the libel claim he says that we damaged his reputation in the community, and put him up for “hatred, contempt, and ridicule,” even though the Telegram has published many stories about him, as have other media outlets, and any reputational damage stemmed from the fact that he’s been arrested and charged with serious crimes so many times.

His damages include pain and suffering, emotional distress, shame, humiliation, degradation, permanent loss of natural psychological development, loss of educational opportunity, financial opportunities, personal fulfillment, family relations, travel, friends, enjoyment, and expression.

And by family he means his baby momma Carly Johnson from Northborough, who somehow allows this dangerous man around her two children.

What kind of mother allows a monster like this around their kids? I’m extremely worried about their safety and wouldn’t blame anyone if they called DCF. I reached out to Carly for comment on this story and she insisted that I was violating the invasion of privacy statute, said that I was attempting to extort her by asking to speak to her on the phone, and threatened to get a restraining order. In particular I wanted to question her about an email I received from a source close to Aldana who alleged that she was driving the getaway car on the day of the home invasion in Worcester. Aldana’s white BMW was found abandoned a mile from the home. I can’t imagine how he could afford a BMW despite no signs of employment, but Carly seems to like BMW’s and posted another one on her Facebook page last year.

It should be noted that Carly Johnson has had an issue with Turtleboy for several years now and participated in the failed boycott of 2017.

I contacted Aldana and offered to make a deal with him in order to avoid costly litigation in November. I have to pay attorney’s fees, but it’s all fun and games for him as a pro se plaintiff. Much like with Rian Waters and others who have sued me, there is nothing to deter people like this from filing frivolous lawsuits intended to bankrupt business owners like myself.Here’s the email he sent me in return.

Meanwhile he’s also being enabled by professors at Mount Wachusett Community College, who wrote him letters of reference to ease the conditions of his probation so that he could move in with his girlfriend and kids.


A certificate from community college. Nuff said.

The motion to dismiss the four counts was recently heard before judge Peter Krupp in Worcester, but he only dismissed counts 1, 3, and 4, not the libel claim. However, thanks to the fact that we prevailed on the SLAPP grounds (strategic lawsuits against public participation, which are meant to silence speech by burying defendants in legal fees) we can now ask the court to grant us lawyer fees when we eventually prevail. Of course Marc Aldana lives with his Mom currently and is indignant so he’ll try to avoid paying that. For now he has nothing to lose by doing this, and is basically trying to milk us for a settlement so that he and his girlfriend can move into an apartment with their kids.

My question is, why is this dangerous criminal not being prosecuted by Joe Early’s office? The charges haven’t been dismissed. He was held on $500K bail. They obviously consider him extremely dangerous. They just don’t seem to be in a rush to get to it. Possibly because Aldana is a rat who’s feeding information to the Worcester or Holden Police and the DA’s office in order to stay out of jail and attempt to be a father.

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30 Comment(s)
  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    August 28, 2020 at 9:21 am

    Typical little rat.. They can break the law whenever they want,hurt whoever they want, steal whatever they want and there is no repercussions because they have no issue ratting on/throwing other ratchets under the bus on , so the DA and cops kiss their asses instead of getting these lunatics off the streets to make it safer for the law abiding hard working citizens.

  • Educate
    August 28, 2020 at 8:29 am

    You all say he’s a snitch but he’s been in jail or out on bail since this ALL happened. People are entitled to being released on bail until proven guilty… I can’t believe the stupidity of this blog.

    • Toolbag
      August 28, 2020 at 9:17 am

      Hi Marc! Congratulations on being such a community college scholar. You’ve done so well in thirteenth grade.

  • hartf811
    August 27, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Drug money and simp beta pegging cans be the only reason this dopeslug is with this guy.
    Unless he is packing a 2 headed trouser snake.

  • Karen of All Karens
    August 27, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    WTF is the matter with her? She is quite attractive – she can’t get someone of better quality than this douche’?

  • Richard Spencer
    August 27, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Diversity is our greatest strength. Diversity is our greatest stength. Diversity is our greatest strength. One more time, with meaning…

  • Can't go for that-no can do
    August 27, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    I don’t get it.
    What’s his ex girlfriend and her kids have to do with this dummy suing you for Libel?
    I think she’s right if some dude called me up out of the blue and started asking me questions about one of my ex girlfriends because she’s suing him I’d tell the nosey prick to get fucked.

  • John Kerry
    August 27, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    If I transitioned, I’d look like Carly.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 27, 2020 at 11:52 am

    Carly’s a bit of a horse-face, and its hard to tell if she’s nice and tight or not. On the one hand she looks in shape in the blue sweater, but in the jeans it looks like she’s heavy in the thighs and ass. If she played her cards right, cleaned herself up, slimmed down and improved her looks a little she’d make some older guy a good trophy wife.

  • Da truth
    August 27, 2020 at 11:43 am

    This dude is the biggest snitch. It is well known. Can’t believe he hasn’t been got yet. Well now everyone knows he snitching

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 27, 2020 at 11:48 am

      He will. Someone he’s ratted on in the past will surely set up a drug buy or a sell and the next thing you know this dude will be fished out of a river.

    August 27, 2020 at 11:23 am

    like the name reads – I cum on her face

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 27, 2020 at 11:45 am

      That should be past tense – ‘I came on her face’. And sign it correctly. It should read “The entire former high school soccer team’.

      • Let's be honest here..
        August 27, 2020 at 12:48 pm

        The entire boys soccer tesm came on HIS face

  • Just Saying
    August 27, 2020 at 9:36 am

    Carly Johnson is safer with the jacker on the orange line.

  • truth hurts
    August 27, 2020 at 9:07 am

    this article is out because she would not speak to turtle boy last night. He is mad because marc is able to sue him for NO LESS than 25k. turtle boy will be living on the streets soon.

  • Ok
    August 27, 2020 at 8:32 am

    The home owner was a drug dealer. Bought and sold weed across state lines. He snitched on every person possible, that is why he is not arrested.

  • whatevuh
    August 27, 2020 at 6:07 am

    what the hell does a good looking girl like that see in him?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 27, 2020 at 9:57 am

      Good looking? More like horse-faced. And she’s with him for 2 reasons:

      1) She has serious psychological issues which make her like bad boys.
      2) She likes his drug income because she can buy BMWs with his ill-gotten gains.

      Outcome: She will crash and burn once he abuses her enough. Then she will become a vicious, man-hating lesbian. Seen it before more than once.

  • Crime pays in Worcester
    August 27, 2020 at 12:08 am

    Aldana is a one-man crime wave. The Worcester DA probably doesn’t want to put him in jail because the DAs and police would have nothing to do and no excuse for giving silly and phony awards to each other.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 26, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    No offense, but you can’t trust hispanics .

  • Judge dread
    August 26, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    so he thinks he’s in the clear cuz he has a barbie doll wife and a 3 series? boy is he wrong.

    • a bunch of bullshit
      August 27, 2020 at 11:24 am

      all of those pictures are SOOOO old. except a family photo on easter? they cant spend a holiday together? they have a child together & people can be civil. DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE DATING. everyone is so quick to judge her because of a post that turtle boy wants to write? he is getting sued and knows he is about to loose everything he has so the only way to go after marc is to go through carly. she is long gone from him. turtle boy messaged her last night before he wrote this article and kept begging her to speak to him and if she did then he wouldn’t post her and her kids in an article. He cant speak to marc so he goes straight to the only person that is close to him. lets all get a life

      • Judge dread
        August 27, 2020 at 12:48 pm

        you are the exact reason why i do not reply to comments, dick shine.

  • Good-googily-goopher!
    August 26, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    Chin straps make my penis go boing!

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    August 26, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    For a minute there I was starting to think
    “ ah Turtle, cmon, the guys in school and it seems like he’s legit trying to turn his life around” But then I remembered 1. he’s actually suing you so he deserves a fresh shaming and 2. He’s a fukin RAT!!!!

    Step on him!

  • North of the Border
    August 26, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    So what’s he suing you for, definition of character?

    Glad he has money to piss away on a lawyer at $300 per on a suit that’ll go exactly nowhere.

    • Orion
      August 26, 2020 at 10:14 pm

      He probably clears stacks trapping and slinging.

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    August 26, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    How has this Goya motherfucker not been prosecuted after THREE YEARS?

  • observer
    August 26, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    What I find sometimes depressing about your blog, is that some of these small towns, sound like they are filled with the worst people from Boston.

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