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Chud Driving His Transformer Truck Into A Massive Sinkhole Is The Most Worcester Thing You Will Ever See

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Meanwhile in Worcester……

That is the most Worcester thing I’ve ever seen.

“Kid, I totally didn’t see that wicked pissah of a sinkhole, first risponduhs everywaaahhh, and helicoptiz over my fucking head recordin it kid.”

Evidently there was some sort of water main break in the Greendale section of the Woo, and everything near the remnants of the Greendale “Mall” was completely flooded.

Naturally this guy decided it would be a great time to drive his transformer truck directly into a sink hole.

I don’t even have to write this blog because the comments did that for me:

Does it count as insurance fraud if the news filmed you doing it? That dude was even dressed to drive into a massive sinkhole….

Anyone know this guy’s name? We desperately need him on Turtleboy Live so he can explain why he hit the pedal and drove directly into a gigantic body of water on a day when it hadn’t rained an inch yet.

Someone check the Blarney Stone. He looks like 99% of Blarney folk ever.

10 Comment(s)
  • Scott
    October 28, 2020 at 12:12 am

    Vincent McCue

  • Too Tall Tim
    Too Tall Tim
    August 13, 2018 at 2:47 am

    That happened to me, except I was on my bicycle. I couldn’t steer around a puddle because I was blocked by other cycle riders. It turned out to be a clogged storm sewer without the grate for some reason. It was “Splash!” and suddenly I was up to my chest in water, still sitting on my Schwinn. I, and my bike, air dried during the rest of the ride.

  • Murk Herzug
    August 8, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    Imagine this guy at the boat ramp.

  • bigdaddy
    Ted Kennedy
    August 8, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    I could have told you automobiles dont float

    • Too Tall Tim
      Too Tall Tim
      August 13, 2018 at 2:30 am

      Damn! I wanted to do the Kennedy joke! 🙂

      Did anyone tease him by calling him “Mr. Kennedy”?

  • Bah Hahba
    August 8, 2018 at 10:14 am

    “Kid, I totally didn’t see that wicked pissah of a sinkhole, first risponduhs everywaaahhh, and helicoptiz over my fucking head recordin it kid.”

    Ha ha ha ha ha….LOVE the “accent.” SOOOOOO Worcester. Never fail to entertain. Sounds just like THE Turtleboy proprietor (I’m assuming cuz I really don’t give a shit WHO TB is, but I’m told by others it’s the South High Southie froM WUSTAHHHH) on the podcasts. I can actually hear his voice when I read it. LOL — Has it come to Golden Holden????

  • Wwwy
    August 8, 2018 at 9:59 am

    Taxes go to? Oh yeah the kikes in Israel 10 million a day,ovens would be cheaper.

  • z
    August 8, 2018 at 7:21 am

    Did it break in half? As time went on, the bed and cap end up lower and lower in relationship to the cab. Looks like the cab mounting bolts broke and the back of the cab is not attached to the rails.

    Further down on my street if we get a 1-2 inch rain for a couple of hours it floods to a depth of 2 feet for about 50 feet. People try all the time, about 90% succeed. The ones that don’t are dumbasses. “I can make it” “I making it” “I not making it”. Sad trombone sound effect.

    Probably not a truck, but a lot of cars have air inlets mounted real low. If you suck up enough water through the inlet you can hydro-lock the engine. Water doesn’t compress very well (really doesn’t compress at all). You can end up with a engine that is a paper weight.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    August 7, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    Well at least his trash was able to float to safety.

    • Clitty Litter
      August 8, 2018 at 6:34 am

      That’s NOT trash, it’s the Worcester version of the airbag.
      Studies have shown that styrofoam DD cups, empty cigarette soft packs and nip bottles save lives!

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