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Chudmuffin Arrested For Hitting Cop Outside Mambo Drink Is Threatening To “Kill A Pig” On The Worcester PD Facebook Page, Calling Them Racist, While Still Saying He’s Innocent

Chudmuffin Arrested For Hitting Cop Outside Mambo Drink Is Threatening To “Kill A Pig” On The Worcester PD Facebook Page, Calling Them Racist, While Still Saying He’s Innocent

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Earlier today we wrote about the fight outside of Mambo Drink for their Mother’s Day party, in which several cops were assaulted, one of whom threatened them with a gun he didn’t have, and four assholes were arrested. One of them was Jose Pena, a relative of Mambo Drink promoter Jonathan Pena. He was arrested for pushing a cop who was trying to arrest some ratchet ass broad acting a fool and trying to stop the cops from arresting another hoodbooger. Nightmare.

Well apparently Jose Pena goes by Carlos Garcia on the Facebook machine,

and he is NOT happy:

“How the fuck do I get arrested for not doing literally nothing at all?”

I got a popsicle headache trying to figure that question out. All I know is dude was just trying to get his fam out of there yo!! Y’all crackers be acting buck son!! Must be racist. That’s the only logical conclusion one can reach. FACTS!!

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The sad part is that this is actually effective. The only reason Mambo Drink hasn’t been shut down is because they played the race card heavy.

Wasn’t his only rant:

You can tell he means business because of all the 100 emojis. So he challenged a cop to a fight who was trying to do his job – was he not supposed to do that? Because that seems like pretty standard Sunday night behavior at Mambo Drink.

Oh, and if he had a gun he would’ve “shot a fucking pig”:

On dawgs too!! That’s like a pinky swear on steroids in Vernon Hill talk. It’s all the cop’s fault that he’s in danger of losing his job. His own ratchet behavior had nothing to do with it.

He wouldn’t shut up about it either:

Wah, wah, wah. Dude, you got arrested. Own it. Embrace it. You have street cred now. Quit whining like a bitch.

He’s totally innocent though. And I’m sure posts like this will help him in court:

“I don’t give two fucks if you a cop. I would push a cop or even hit a cop for touching my family.” Says the guy who is now claiming he never touched a cop for arresting a member of his family.

Just understand this – if you have a family member in law enforcement then you are NOT invited over his ratchet den for Thanksgiving:

He also thinks he’s gonna go full free my boi once someone gets that tape to him:

Oh yea, I’m sure the tape will DEFINITELY exonerate him. He seems so stable and reasonable. FRFR!!

I don’t know what he’s whining about – he was the most popular guy in the holding cell:

Calling cops fat Toys R Us security guards. Yup, that should help!!

As you can see this genius doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up, which is awesome for the police because he’s basically destroying any chance he had to get off on this charge. At least his friends seem to understand that:

Yea, I don’t think he gets what you mean Franc. Although he probably does now. Just sayin.

Oh, and he’s on food stamps:

And he wants to create human life:

What could possibly go wrong?

 

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • Tsam
    September 17, 2020 at 10:38 am

    This dudes a clown! What a little bitch, stop suckin off the government teet! Useless mf

  • Perfect Tommy
    August 21, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Why is it that there are entire swaths of the MA population that are utterly useless to society? I thought MA was supposed to be so progressive, and modern, and run by such intelligent like minded politicians…how then does anyone explain shitstains like this guy? Hope he likes being on the police’s blacklist where he’ll be getting motor vehicle tickets over the next 50 years, don’t think they aren’t tucking his name away for later….

  • David
    August 1, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Too bad he doesn’t realize he is white.

  • maxs
    May 18, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    did any of you ever go to school and if so what school – what a bunch of scum – the way you act now is what you will be doing in 20 years – blaming the cops because you think you dont have to go by the rules of the rest of us obey – its always the race card – you want to betreated like the white man – then act like a white man – your kind is what keeps the ghetto thriving – try going back to school or should i say try starting school its never to late – and the sad thing your pushing kids out left and right and they have no place to go but down – this country is going down at a fast pace – i dpnt need scum like you as a friend – i will stick to my own people –

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    May 18, 2017 at 7:49 am

    Just another punk pussy poseur acting all Fakebook tough. GTFO, bitch.

  • The Executioner
    May 17, 2017 at 11:00 am

    I don’t think I can survive another generation of ratchets coming into this world. It’s an epidemic…like the bubonic plague really. No wonder Hawkins is giving the human race 100 years…because the subhumans are taking over…if you can call these scumpuddles that.

  • itsjustme
    ITSJUSTME
    May 17, 2017 at 10:48 am

    Babies= more food stamps.

  • Publius
    May 17, 2017 at 10:29 am

    Carlos Garcia would not know racism if it slapped his lazy ass upside the head. proven once again all lives do not matter. Garcia you do not matter.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    May 17, 2017 at 10:23 am

    ….at 2 am on Monday morning, this kid gets arrested leaving a bar. He claims he was making sure his family was safe and was taking care of his sick dad…

    At 2 am on Monday morning on Water Street?? No sympathy here, throw the book at him!!!

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 17, 2017 at 9:11 am

    Hoodrat say what? Apparently someone took English as a second language, just a liiiiiiittle to literally!
    So to recap, “Psycho gutter trash hangs with numerous other gutter trash. Who can’t even refrain from being ratchet on Mother’s day. (Then again that’s kinda Mamasita’s fault I suppose!).
    Animals get cops called on them, animals up the savagery and get arrested.
    Barbarians then run to FB to whine about the “racism and injustice” of being held accountable for their actions. Threatening cops lives in the same token.”

    Super genius he is not!
    I mean sure, He resembles Scarlet Overkill and clearly has a passle of minions, but nah dog. FRFR not even close!
    Hm if the cop was smart he’d be on the phone with DTA. Funny, he can get an Iphone and knock of Yankee attire from the flea market. But he can’t feed himself off his “job”?
    And now he wants to make a kid? Bitch he can’t even pay for himself! My vagina dried up, shrank inside itself on that line!
    Wanna know why you people get arrested Juan Pablo? Or whatever the hell your name is? Because you act like this! If you act like a heathen, you get treated like a heathen. Someone get it a vasectomy fast!

  • Agent Smith
    May 17, 2017 at 8:18 am

    You know what I see wrong with this arrest? Peña doesn’t have broken fingers, he’s still typing

  • Strata
    May 17, 2017 at 7:52 am

    Hey Mayor & Police Chief …… the ball is in your court …….. time to address this problem

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    May 17, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Never a good sniper around when ya need one

  • Noseface
    May 17, 2017 at 7:35 am

    Those Puerto Ricans really are a loveable, law abiding bunch arent they?

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 17, 2017 at 5:36 am

    I know a cop on the WPD, he said Water St is the absolute worst place in the entire city on the weekends. The other establishments should get together and do what they can to get the Sowbridge hood haven out of there, it would be to their benefit. Nobody with half a brain would go down there late at night.

  • HeWhoShallNotBeNamed
    May 17, 2017 at 5:06 am

    Does anyone have a “Ghetto Speak to English” translator to understand what this hood rat is saying?

    He needs to be sent to North Korea. See how long he lasts there.

    • Ratchets "R" Us
      May 17, 2017 at 6:52 am

      Best.comment.ever!!!!!!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 17, 2017 at 3:19 am

    Hey, he’s a Yankees fan, what do you expect – a well reasoned argument? Nah

  • Horrified Citizen
    May 17, 2017 at 1:56 am

    He must be special needs. Nobody actually says this shit right? It’s satire? Right???????? Oh sweet baby Jesus this kid is “frfr”

    God help us.

  • grub
    May 17, 2017 at 12:58 am

    Now EBT needs to do an investigation on this sphinctersmudge. As he is worried about his job, yet collects EBT. Maybe, if God allowing, They investigate every person employed at Anal”r”Us. Then all his fellow smudgies can thank him for losing their free EBT.

  • WHAT?
    May 17, 2017 at 12:49 am

    ” Why don’t y’all have cops that reason with people before making any type of arrests??”

    That makes sense. I can see the conversation:

    Subject: ” MOTHERFUCKERS. I HAVE A GUN AND I’M GONNA TO KILL EVERYONE HERE”.

    Police: “I’m your Police Officer tonight, How may I serve you?”

    Subject: ” MOTHERFUCKER, I HAVE A GUN TOO! I”M GOING TO PUT YOU IN A COFFIN. OR KIDNAP YOU AND SHIP YOU TO MEXICO. AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE MY HANDS OUT OF MY POCKET.”

    Police: ” Please don’t kidnap me. My mother and my family would be upset.”

    Subject: “GET OUT OF MY FACE ( subject violently shoves Officer).”

    Officer: ” Worcester is a community policing oriented Police Department. Would it help if I took off my service belt, dropped my pants, bent over, and let you “Ed Augustus” me?”

    Subject: ” THAT’S WHAT I COME TO WORCESTER FOR!”

  • White mfer
    May 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    This guy is going to be pissed when he finds out he’s white.

    • Lawtown Turtle Rida
      May 17, 2017 at 1:22 am

      First comment ever. Had to say thanks for making me literally LOL!!

  • Zantina
    May 16, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Prevalent government assistance odor on all of the low-life. Looks like the fem-boy has pink lipstick on to match his TJ Maxx outfit. Has the official eyebrow thing too. One thing is missing, intellect.

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