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Colrain People With “Gone Fishin” Sign Near Where Dead Body Was Found Is The Most Colrain Thing Ever

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So we’ve been migrating the site to a new hosting service and yesterday it was down for a little bit. Lots of people messaged us thinking Turtleboy was dead after they saw this headline:

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We appreciate your concern and understand why reasonable people would think that Turtleboy would be found dead in Colrain, but unfortunately the Turtle is still around. And we still own Colrain.

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Meanwhile this is the most Colrain part of the whole tragic story:

No one came to the door when a reporter from The Recorder knocked on the door of the closest home, but a “Gone Fishing” sign hung near the door.

Gone fishing. Got that? The whole town gone fishing. Of course they have a “gone fishing” sign on the home of the closest person. Because what else is there to do in Colrain in February besides fish?

 

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1 Comment(s)
  • colrain4life
    February 11, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    truly colrain for life.

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