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The Colts last AGAIN last night to the Carolina Panthers, bringing their record to a whopping 3-5. They’ve matched last season’s loss total and they’ve got 8 more games to go. The best part is that their only three wins come from other AFC South teams. Because the Colts are a fraud team that is blessed with playing in the worst division in football, year in and year out. And they should’ve lost to Jacksonville and Tennessee.

No team in the history of sports has ever deserved to suck this badly before, although this year’s Ravens are a strong second. The Colts are a joke and an abomination. They spent an entire offseason worrying about PSI in some balls that were used in a game that they lost by a billion points. Meanwhile we went out and somehow got better by getting rid of our star players. And it’s all because your GM Ryan Grigson, and your beat reporter Bob Kravitz have a HUGE hard on for Tom Brady.

But the whole time the Colts were hiding behind their Midwestern bullshit creed that the whole purpose of the Deflategate witch hunt was to restore the integrity of the game that the Patriots irreprably damaged. Then this happened the other day:

Source: The NFL will look into whether the Indianapolis Colts violated rules by not disclosing an injury to quarterback Andrew Luck, league spokesman Brian McCarthy said. Fox Sports’ Jay Glazer reported Sunday morning Luck has been playing with multiple fractured ribs since Week 3, in addition to the injury to Luck’s throwing shoulder that sidelined him for two games earlier this season. The NFL’s 2015 injury report policy reads: “All players with significant or noteworthy injuries must be listed on the report, even if the player takes all the reps in practice, and even if the  team is certain that he will play in the upcoming game. This is especially true of key players and those players whose injuries have been covered extensively by the media. This policy is of paramount importance in maintaining the integrity of the game.” 

HAHAHHAHAHA.

First of all, anyone who thinks that not disclosing an injury is cheating is just as bad a butthurt as Ryan Grigson and Bob Kravitz. I’m sure every team in the NFL does this on a weekly basis and no one gives a shit.

But that’s exactly why Deflategate was such horse shit. Everyone fucks with the balls, everyone knows it, and no one gives a shit because they know that PSI has never, ever, ever affected the outcome of a football game. It’s well known that no one snitches because no one gives a shit. We don’t snitch on you for dumb shit and you don’t snitch on us.

But the Colts don’t respect the code because the butthurt is that strong. I don’t know what they were thinking. They know just as damn well as everyone else that they do some dirty shit they’re not supposed to do. Didn’t they realize that one you violate the code that all gloves come off?

Ryan Grigson made such a huge deal about some PSI because he said he wanted a “level playing field.” So what’s up now Ryan? Rules are still rules aren’t they? The fact that Bob Kravitz and Roger Goodell aren’t calling for heads and demanding to see Andrew Luck’s cell phone just proves that Deflategate was all about sticking it to the winners and not about the integrity of the game. It was a culmination of 15 years of butthurt and it blew up in their face.

Meanwhile we’re 7-0 and at no point in any of those games was the outcome ever in doubt. This season is going exactly how we all knew it would and Deflategate just won’t stop blowing up in everyone’s face. Never forget that God loves us more. Never forget.

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