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Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams Was Denied Bail For 30 Days After Judge Denies Rachael Rollins Motion To Drop Charges, And The Crying Is Better Than Porn 

 

Today is a GREAT day for America, and an even better day for Massachusetts. Cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams was held without bail by a judge for 30 days in Boston for his arrest at the straight pride parade.

Generally judges don’t give you the benefit of the doubt when this is your rap sheet:

0606CR003401 BMC West Roxbury poss class A

0650CR001978 Malden DC larceny motor vehicle

0622CR001512 possession false/stolen RMV documents

0653CR001223 Woburn DC disorderly conduct

0653CR001682 Woburn DC minor possession alcohol

0653CR001970 Woburn DC violation abuse prevention order

0753CR002173 violation abuse prevention order

0753CR002432 Larceny from a building

1051CR000107 Waltham DC A And B Dangerous Weapon

1053CR001075 Woburn DC Assault and Battery

1053CR001889 A and B Dangerous Weapon

1053CR001964 assault dangerous weapon

1053CR001973 witness intimidation

1053CR002037 assault and battery

1081CR00445 Middlesex superior court armed assault to rob

1151CR001748 Waltham DC witness intimidation

1153CR001127 Woburn DC witness intimidation

1401CR006099 BMC Central Trespass

1586CR000084 Peabody DC threat to commit a crime

1586CR001106 assault dangerous weapon

1811CR005937 Lowell DC Armed assault to Rob -indicted

1811CR006048 Armed Robbery indicted

1836CR000050 Salem DC operating license suspended

1850CR01900 Malden DC A and B household member

1853CR001971 Woburn DC evading taxi fare

1853CR001992 violation abuse prevention order

1853CR001993 violation abuse prevention order

1853CR002014 violation abuse prevention order

1853CR002455 violation abuse prevention order

1853CR002456 violation abuse prevention order

1853CR002457 violation abuse prevention order

1886CR000031 Peabody DC operating on a suspended license

1886CR000875 possession class A

1981CR00053 Middlesex superior court 2 counts unarmed robbery, armed assault to rob , 2 counts witness intimidation

And he’s currently somehow out on bail for that robbery and armed assault to rob charge. Most people would keep a low profile after being granted a gift like that, but not Shitbreak Samulenson over here. He follows around the police knowing they can’t do anything to stop him, until of course he joined an Antifa mob (that ironically didn’t want him) that got violent and he got caught up in the mix. Wicked, wicked smart Josh.

Watching his friends whine about it on his YouTube channel is better than pron.

Trash. Bags.

But we haven’t even gotten to the best part – DA Rachael Rollins tried to get the charges dropped, and the judge was like, nah….

I’m so hard right now. I can’t even believe this is happening. A Judge in Massachusetts just DESTROYED Josh Abrams AND Rachael Rollins, despite their best efforts to let the criminals off the hook once again. What a beautiful, beautiful day it is today. God bless America.

 

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59 Comment(s)
  • Bill
    September 5, 2019 at 6:27 am

    Now his friends are saying that he has an $ 800 bail and the raised it and will be getting out in about a week.

  • Silence Dobad
    September 4, 2019 at 7:21 am

    These self described anarchists protesting our government/police etc.. demanding more government……….? I am confused.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    September 4, 2019 at 4:33 am

    As with everything, sooner or later you either fuck up bad, or you take things too far and you get spanked hard. It’s about time. 30 days will take this turd for a while, then he will turn to ” exposing” the “corrupt”prison system and the cops will get a break from his bullshit.

  • Hate Dindus
    September 3, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Josh Abrams needs to stop appropriating black culture by getting arrested.

    • Marty is Drunk Agdin
      September 4, 2019 at 9:21 am

      WORD

  • Local Bob
    September 3, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    One more thing: the purple band girl is misguided, the lawyer obtained for Josh is weak and unskilled. Under the newest ruling, and in this liberal nutty state, bail is presumed. Also, it doesnt seem like the lawyer filed for a bail review in the superior court. Further, how weak as a Defense lawyer are you when the case ADA’s don’t advance a bail argument and your guy is still held?

    Also, I think CourtFM.com is open to the public to listen to the tape of the hearing for $10 or $15.

    Quick thing: the girl in the purple band: you can do better, you should do better.

    • Massholio
      September 4, 2019 at 7:20 am

      Dude, with his record he would be in fuck me up the ass prison in any other state. How he was out on bail in the first place is a miracle.

  • Local Bob
    September 3, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Okay, now that the arraignments have concluded, the question stands: Will Rachael Rollins tell the Assistant District Attorney handling the case to take a dive? In other words, if the ADA handling the case doesn’t file certain paperwork or comply with the Criminal Rules of Procedure, the Defense can move to dismiss the case. For example: the best is (1) the cop doesn’t come to court. The cop would be the complaining witness since it was a disorderly conduct charge or disturbing the peace charge.

    The other way is the ADA tanks the trial, by failing to question the police officer correctly or properly put evidence into trial. Think about it: is the Defense Attorney going to stand up and say “Judge the prosecution is helping my client, please make him stop!” or is the judge going to push the ADA and say, ” you are missing key pieces of evidence, we are going to stop, you will bring that evidence tomorrow and we will resume where we left off?”

    That has happened, let me think: NEVER.

    Remember, anyone can bring a complaint before the bar as a public citizen when it involves a public official. Question is: will you be able to see it, when it happens?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Rachel Rollins in a cunt !
    September 3, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Fuck her. And fuck all those of her ilk.
    A civil war is brewing.
    And Rachel and her skinny jeaned, Ked’s wearing “army” of Antifa assholes are going to be on the very long shit end of the stick when it goes down.

  • SG
    September 3, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Got what was coming to him, there is justice in the world!

  • Josh up in the joint be like
    September 3, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    *with boobs pushed together*
    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    And they’re like, it’s better than yours
    Damn right it’s better than yours
    I can teach you, but I have to charge…

    • TB AV Club
      September 4, 2019 at 10:26 am

      Y, can you ad the video of Peter Griffin singing the Milkshake song in the prison yard?

  • I HATE JOSH ABRAMS
    September 3, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    I jerked off numerous times today after hearing Mantits Josh Abrams was held today!! I think we’re all celebrating today in our own ways!! Hope he was already lubed up for his extended stay!!

  • TOOKY
    September 3, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    I say let the straight priders and antifata have it out on the common

  • Guy with a job
    September 3, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    So he’s for free speech aye?. Most Police I know are great guys. But what we have here is a butt hurt criminal. Never once did he audit his own pitiful life, and was and is a complete douche bag. Still lives with mom, and hangs out with like minded shitbags. Wtf is wrong with so called adults today

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 3, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Thank you judge. Oh happy day. No if someone can run an expose on Thomas Mattson….much appreciated

  • Anna
    September 3, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    I want to thank anqueefa and rachel rollins for supporting the Klan and Nambla in this matter the follow in the foot steps of Barney Fwank and Gary Studs, fucking faggot ass fags.

  • drdonuts
    September 3, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    proof smoking POT wrecks the brain

  • Spanky
    September 3, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Punk ass cracker forgot his privilege card.

  • Womyn
    September 3, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Antifa another idiot fag

    • Christopher Lettiere
      September 4, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Check-out the beestings on the chick with the dick-duster mustache. So brave.

  • Slapping your bitc* A**
    September 3, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Turtle Boy is the biggest Co*k Sucker out there! Bit*h Boy!
    You have inappropriate relationships with your students still??

    • The Breaks
      September 3, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      If only your mom was a little better at sucking. I tell all my kid and all my friends the same thing. I know it’s only misdirected. There teachers and Democratic pols moms are really the ones who tooked the badbload.

  • Joey
    September 3, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    I’m sorry, everyone. I try to keep my gay penis fixation hidden by projecting my latent homosexual desires onto normal men. I just lust after real American men so much !! I know I can never have them (unlike my mother who has them all the time) so I lash out by screaming obscenities at the Father Figures I secretly long for. You know, police, military men (sigh…) and all other manly men.
    I also was raped by my dad and have issues with authorities and whatnot. Toodles, everyone !!❤️❤️

    • Alexis Texas
      September 3, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      Its all good Joey but under these circumstances you should try and shove a 3 foot horse dick dildo in your ass its Antifa policy to prepare the rectum for prison games

  • Joey
    September 3, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Also funny a simple google search of all these court cases and number, and THE ONLY single returned item from search is this page? Hmmm turtle is a eithe a lying PoS of he’s a retaliatory narcissistic pig cop, but I repeat myself. Lolol fuck TURTLE and his tiny dick swallowers.

    • Said Nobody
      September 3, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      Another great slam. You are quite the well written savant and are clearly far superior to us all

    • fuckface O'Reilly
      September 3, 2019 at 10:55 pm

      you dumb wop, go back to sleep greaseball

    • Real_Finn
      Finn
      September 4, 2019 at 12:20 pm

      Joey,

      “pig cop”

      Yet, you’re the first bitch to call the police if someone hurts your feelings. You’re a moron if you can’t tell the difference between an actual court case search (any civilian can do) and google.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

  • Y
    September 3, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    BREAKING: Many of the 36 arrested Antifa rioters in Boston who attacked police traveled across state lines, in violation of federal Anti-Riot Law and may face federal charges. Currently @AOC and the Squad are raising money for their legal defense.
    – Jack Posobiec, Twitter

  • Joey
    September 3, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Love all the leftists growing hard ones for anti-Americanism. Also love turtlehead posting records while simultaneously posting tweets about letting people with no priors go. Kinda counters your arguments no? Love it when true leftists show their cop loving pole smokers celebrating freedom abolished for agenda driven purposes. Fuck all y’all freeloading faggots in this page.

    • Said Nobody
      September 3, 2019 at 5:50 pm

      Such a well written retort that it clearly makes you the victor. Your parents should be so very proud of all your accomplishments and how far you’ve made it

    • Cute Chick
      September 3, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      Did Joey get a Twophy faw hith gwait composition???

    • Magoo
      September 4, 2019 at 11:39 am

      Domestic terrorism plain and simple

  • Whacky Jacky
    September 3, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Let’s throw a pity party for Josh…..said nobody ever. It’s about time the loser lost!

  • Off With Their Heads
    September 3, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Big nose Bitch with a distorted face hamming for the camera. Drama queen can’t believe her a career criminal is held without bail. Fuck you cunt this isn’t the bachelorette and your purple wristband isn’t going to save you.

    cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt and her fat douchey douche criminal bf.

    • drunken mahty walsh
      September 3, 2019 at 11:07 pm

      her nose is bigger than her tits. she has tits like a sparrow. fucken greasy whore.

  • Lexington Steele
    September 3, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    If this guy was my cellie, the first thing I’d do is know this Skinner’s teeth out so when I skull fucked him it would be nice and smooth.Then I’d bend him over grab his bitch tits, sodomize him and then finish ATM.

    What a faggot. Enjoy your incontinence bitch.

    • Tow Girl
      September 3, 2019 at 5:54 pm

      Josh loves ass to mouth any way he can get it whether its you sitting on his face or you shoving your dick in his mouth after you ass fuck him.

  • Jay
    September 3, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    He will actually be held for more like 90 days. His bail was revoked on the superior court case for picking up a new charge. The October 3rd date is just for a pre-trial conference on the disorderly conduct so even if that case was dismissed on 10/3 he stays held. The statute says for up to 90 days. Hahaha fucked

  • Jefe
    September 3, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Rollins wanted to dismiss the charges when this guy has pages and pages of priors?! He assaulted cops, and she wants to let him go?! How in the fuck did she ever get elected?! What a disgrace.
    Ecstatic that the judges actually showed some sack and detained these Antifa fags. Theyre all studio gangster cunts

  • Hugh Mungous
    September 3, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    The Boston Cops showed remarkable restraint, in 1985 I was deployed to the Philippines for protest march control. Our Gunnery Sergeant did three tours in Vietnam and said if anybody starts any shit tune em like a fucking piano. Great job by the police and the judges, Rachel Rollins not so much.

  • Real_Finn
    Finn
    September 3, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Antifa,

    I watched in sheer delight as the police, calm as monks, cleared the streets of Boston.

    I watched how none of you can approach an individual alone – that you need a posse.

    I watched a few of you get popped in face by people who you *thought* wouldn’t give you push back. I noticed your cries to the police went from “FUCK THE POLICE” to “HELP! POLICE!!” within seconds. Cock suckers.

    I watched how the BPD stayed behind and let you protest — until you had to keep pushing the boundaries and took it to the street (sorry, you’re not exempt from traffic violations). You went down faster than your mother on a first date.

    Thank you for a entertaining day.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Klancy
    September 3, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    We’re celebrating so much here, my husband actually got involved and went out to buy me treats I shouldn’t have. BRING ON THE COOKIES.

  • McElroy
    September 3, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Shame on me for watching this kid’s videos but they are like a bad accident that you can’t look away from. I’ve been waiting for the one where the police have finally had enough and toss him on the ground. It finally came and I just giggled out loud.
    Thank you judge for not standing for any bullshit and keeping him for 30. My guess is he won’t be too mouthy in south bay.
    BTW: Furious Styles has the best comments about this kid. Keep em coming!

  • hartf811
    F*U
    September 3, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    You are an adult. Obviously with a kid. And from the accent you are a lifer Masshole guttermuppet. And you have to guess whether Taunton is in the state? GED- = unable to breed. Take her ovaries! Real Nazis would do it with a bottle cap and a Q-Tip and no second thought.

  • D
    September 3, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    The girl had allot of sailboat fuel between her ears

    • Capt Obvious
      September 3, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      That’s great. Never heard that before. Haha

  • Jiosh’s Gaping Anus
    September 3, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Not only was Josh held but some of the Antifa assholes too. This judge must have been sick and tired of all the anti-America bullshit. Love it

  • Christopher Lettiere
    September 3, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Could you imagine if a Republican Congressman was fundraising the Proud Boys?
    The media would flip out…just shows their double standards

  • hartf811
    F*U
    September 3, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    Does this dirty foul-mouthed Roma think she is an actress? Does she think this is some kind of work? Got the Dunkins and the leather hobo bag with absolutely nothing of importance in it and a Klingon in tow to listen to her rambling gypsy musings.

  • Jolly Old St Nick
    September 3, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Let’s send that judge a fruit basket. Well done Your Honor and keep up the good work. Beat news ever. The trashy girl he travels around with must have lost her free place to stay. She is clearly a pariah and milks the system for anything she can get. Fuck her, Josh and all the loser auditors

  • bill fleming
    VINNY
    September 3, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    He fought the law and the law won. A courageous move by a judge who is obviously fed up with Rachael Rollins, congressman Pressley and the rest of the Neiman marxists.

  • Furious Styles
    September 3, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

    So Tits, you chanted “No Justice, No Peace…. Fuck the Police”.

    Well, WE, the hardworking citizens and true defenders of the Constitution have just seen justice served; with that, the peace of not listening to your estrogen filled whiny voice. So, fuck YOU Tits.

    Enjoy 30 days of begging that whore to “wait for you”. Christ you were still in the courts holding cell when she was flashing her tits for the camera with the wry smile of a true whore…. yours are bigger btw.

    And do not bother putting your kids names on the visiting list. They will be too busy celebrating you being in jail with their new DAD.

  • Judge dread
    September 3, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    The video of the woman is fucking awesome. If I didn’t know the situation I would just assume she got hit in the head hatchet. She’s that brain dead.

    Bitch, this is what happens when your scrotum pole friend with a 12 page CORI faces the music.

    All he had to do was stay home and play far cry and none of this would have happened, but instead he taunted like 75 police officers to make some kind of point.

  • Meat Worm
    September 3, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    This is indeed boner inducing. However, there are other clients of Rollins I would FAR rather have had get shut down by judges. This is a juicy consolation prize.

  • Bret
    September 3, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Cue the shitdicked racist cowards comments in 3,,2,,,,,,

  • mopey63
    love you
    September 3, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    omg! Yay!!! Thank you! I’m so happy right now!

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