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Couple Forgets To Get Rid Of Pregnancy Test In Engagement Photo Announcement On Facebook

Pro tip – if you are going to put your wedding proposal picture on the Internet, make sure you get rid of the pregnancy test box first. 

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Fox 25Social media gets any message out to all your family and friends quickly. That can be a good thing and a bad thing. One couple found that out the hard way. In a Facebook post one woman posted a photo of her and her fiance as she brandished her ring finger.

“I am truly blessed today as the love of my life has asked me to marry him. Words cannot express how happy I feel and how lucky I am. He wasn’t able to give me a real ring yet, but what matters is what’s on the inside. I know that we were will be happy together, regardless of material things. Be on the look out for save-the-dates!” she wrote.

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The photo shows the happy couple on a couch with excited expressions. But it’s what was in the corner of the photo that got people talking.

“Is that what I think it is in the corner?” one person commented.

A closer look shows an opened box for a pregnancy test.

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D’oh!!! Rookies. These two screwed up on so many levels. First of all, if the pregnancy test was just taken out of the wrapper, it means she can’t be more than a month or so pregnant. And everyone knows you don’t make a pregnancy announcement until after three months.

Secondly, this story doesn’t make any sense. This woman obviously missed her period and they rushed out to the store to get a pregnancy test. It came back positive and all of a sudden she’s got a fake ring on her fingers?? Umm, something doesn’t add up here. So this guy just keeps fake rings lying around the house in case he gets guilted into marrying his girlfriend after knocking her up?

Thirdly, I’ll tell you what happened here. The test came back positive and she told him they were getting married. There was no proposal, and SHE was the one who brandished the makeshift ring. She’s probably had it ready to go for years.

Fourthly, there is no bigger scam in the history of western civilization than the process of getting married. What’s wrong with that ring right there? Oh yea, I gotta go out and spend three months worth of my salary to buy you a ring with one of the most plentiful rocks in the world on it. A diamond isn’t really valuable, because things that have value are supposed to be rare. But diamonds are plentiful – they’re just jacked up in price because the people who run those industries realize that men have no choice except to buy them. Because after all, diamonds are a girls best friend. Thanks a lot Ethel Merman.

Are you a guy who’s girlfriend is expecting a proposal at some time in the foreseeable future? Here’s what Turtleboy proposes you do. Buy your fiancé a new car instead of a ring. Get down on your knees and put a key in her hands. A car has actual utility. It can get you places and do things. She can use that for the next 8-10 years to drive kids to soccer practice. A ring does nothing and is therefore worth nothing. If she accepts the key then you know she’s a winner and you wifey that as quickly as you can. If she says no, then you know that she’s just another girl and you’ll probably be forced into buying her a ring and marrying her anyway.

Last thing I wanna say is this – the “save the date” and wedding invitations industry is the most outdated industry in America. There is no reason for it to exist. It’s expensive, it’s time consuming, and it doesn’t make sense for it to exist in 2015. Ever heard of Evites? Or you can just start a private Facebook group. If you need a physical reminder then you print the Evite and put it on your fridge. But nope, you HAVE TO buy the overprices heavy piece of paper with numbers written out in a fancy font because…..you HAVE TO!!

But of course none of this stuff will ever happen because it’s too logical. Plus, at the end of the day women are in charge of weddings. So you have to do it their way no matter how antiquated and wasteful it is. Because ultimately the whole point of a wedding is for your bride to show off to her girlfriends how special her big day was. And anyone woman who accepted a car for a proposal and sent Evites would be gossiped about until the cows come home.

Murica.

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10 Comment(s)
  • strata
    October 14, 2015 at 11:33 am

    tatnuckgangsta, you really expect us to believe your a woman posting that? Sorry . your a dude & busted

  • Tee Hee
    October 14, 2015 at 6:58 am

    Carol Channing was actually the first person to introduce the song, “Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend.” LOL Thanks for the funny article though.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    October 13, 2015 at 2:19 pm

    ” I know that we were will be happy together, regardless of material things.”

    Which is it, were or will be?

  • October 11, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    This is soooooo funny!!!! I needed a good laugh today….Thanks !!!

  • RSoxGuy
    October 11, 2015 at 6:53 am

    Its whats on the inside that counts LOL, or what WAS inside that got us in this situation that counts.

  • October 10, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    Levy, moms gonna be mad did he convert yet.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    October 10, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    33, 4.5 year relationship. No wedding. No kids. Female. I don’t want him to buy me anything. I’ve had fights since I was 16 about dudes buying me shit. Legit meltdown at an Ice Cats game at the DCU because he wanted to be the one to buy me a t-shirt. I wanted to buy it myself (fuck yeah blood on the ice) Also, miscarriage happened much later in my 20s with a later bf and I kept my mouth shut till it got to be too much because I knew a pregnancy would be too much and he would have proposed and supported me and I don’t need that. It was a dumb mistake. Maybe I should have never told him. It was early. I was an idiot but a dude doesn’t owe me anything because it was both our mistakes. I didn’t want a ring. Maybe someday I’ll change my mind but don’t force a dude to marry you like that. That’s bullshit.

    • mike
      October 11, 2015 at 9:10 am

      30. 1.5 year relationship. I will dump my gf for you right now, I play hockey, she’s not a fan.

    • anon
      October 11, 2015 at 10:09 am

      “Legit meltdown at an Ice Cats game at the DCU because he wanted to be the one to buy me a t-shirt.”

      And you wonder why you aren’t married and have no children?

  • Nikki
    October 10, 2015 at 9:56 pm

    Is this like the Worcester version of a Cracker Jacks? Is there a $0.25 engagement ring in the bottom of every EPT box?

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