It wouldn’t be a weekend in Manchvegas if a drunken man with a pubefarm growing on his face got white girl wasted, ran around town naked, had to get tased twice, and then assaulted a police officer while under arrest at the hospital.
Give Crack Galifianakis a break. Is that not allowed here? I thought this was the live free or die state. Since when do we have to wear clothes in public at that hour of the night? Does this look like the kind of guy who routinely downs a bottle of Mr. Boston’s and makes bad decisions?
Nah, he dindu nuffin. Free muh boi.
And this may be the most New Hampshire photograph ever taken.
An alcoholic hippie redneck posing for a picture in a backyard of broken dreams whilst holding his musket, while a woman in a 4XL shirt that she bought at a gift shop 11 years ago photographs his ass. Live free or die mother fucker.
I do love Manchester Information. It’s like what would happen if WINY Radio and the Ware Police Department’s Facebook pages had a baby. Others don’t like it so much.
Yea, how dare a news outlet report on police press releases! You think it’s news that an individual ran around town naked at 2 AM and assaulted a cop after being tased? He deserves privacy. Free muh boi.
Oh, and get fucked Mellisa with one S and two L’s.
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16 Comment(s)
i believe this Dark Lord Gawron to be more Hobbit than one-eyed special effect.
Looks all ghetto with the marlin 22 in a field lol
He couldve, at least, put a real scope on it, rather than a pellet gun scope. Cheap bastid.
What kind of faggot makes sure they’re matching before going shooting?
When a naked guy gets tazed does he get a boner from the electrical current? Asking for a friend.
Granted he looks like he was probably born with webbed fingers in the non beard photos, but at 20 that’s a pretty big fall in the looks department.
Son, Dean Wormer said it best (though it was about booze).
I hear banjos playing in the background…
This must be the white, New Hampshire version of the outdoor trans person-of-color pole-dancer from Springfield featured recently.
Both are lucky they apparently dodged the batches containing the Fentanyl. But they’ll likely keep rolling the dice.
More like “Crack GalifiaNAKED”
Meth Rogen.
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
The 3 Amigos photo.
I didn’t realize Chumlee was off probation. Looked it up, probation ended a couple of weeks ago.
As an afterthought, it seems that the leader of the Klingon High Council has really let himself go. 🙂
Limerick of the day……..
A Manchvegas, crack-headed dude
Was tazed as he ran in the nude,
The cop at the front
Said “He looks like a cunt”
Just like that, right out loud, bloody rude!
Dick Scratcher, aged 9 inches (whilst streaking)
Only the “Cow” has left “Cowhampshire”
I almost died at the Crack Galifianakis title. dead…dead…I’m dead…can-n-o-t stop LAUGHING…