I was tagged in this video from Cranston yesterday, depicting a ratchet in her natural habitat rummaging through a clothing donation bin on a busy road, but it’s no longer on Facebook. Luckily I remembered rule #1 of the interwebz – screengrab everything…….
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Miss Grizzled New England 2020.
Dumpster diving in broad daylight.
Zero shame.
Wearing sweatpants stolen from previous dumpster diving expedition that are two sizes too small.
Extra crisco on the fupa for more flexibility.
And of course, the lit cigarette remains in mouth throughout the entire process.
Even her flatulence smell like Newport Lights.
Everything in those bags was intended by the donors to go to a family in need. Now they’ll all be on Facebook Marketplace with a caption, “Single mom, just got brand new clothes for my kids but they’re too small, need money for medical bills, have a heart.”
I apologize if this is an old video that went viral a couple years ago (which has happened before) because there’s almost no context. But it’s my first time seeing it and it made my morning, and I hope it made your’s too.
Also, I’d love to know her name to get her on the live show, so if any turtle riders out there can run Rhode Island plate 545 205 for me, that would be great. I bet she has a lot of strong opinions on climate change.
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56 Comment(s)
The donation bins I despise are the yellow ones with what I believe is the Brazilian flag on them.
They take all the donated goods, pack them into drums that, in turn, go into conex containers that are shipped to Brazil (or whatever country that flag is from) to be sold on the retail market.
There is nothing charitable about the process except for the suckers that put things in there.
I’m not even sure if those boxes are still around but I would not be surprised if they are.
Bristol I got your # I need to make you mine Bristol don’t change your # 8675309 , 8675309, I got it I got it I got your # on the wall I got it I got it for a good time for a good time call!!!! OMG LMAO Bristol girl you suck
There’s a skeeter on Kate Peter. Whack it off!!!
the Calypso dropped anchor, shining brightly in the Cranston sunlight, as Jacques Cousteau and his crew prepared to dive deeply, into donations from last Christmas, and near the bottom of the Dumpster abyss.
Wow! Turtle Boys ole lady’s really hit bottom…
Cranston Crotchzilla?? Rhode Island Raccoon is more like it
If I had walked by I would have shoved her fat nasty ass into the box and then stood there and laughed as she tried to get out. Fuckin lowlife pig.
Good afternoon.
Mr Patriarca is out of town on business and is unavailable for comment at this time.
Thank you.
Just so everyone knows i know this women. The real story now because im hobering her husband after they had a huge argument. He grabbed all her clothes and other stuff and threw them in a donation bin. I was trying to calm them both down after work since i had worked 12 hours that day i was exhausted. Thats the true story to this so please what pisses me off is everyone is so quick to kudge without knowing whats really going on.
Hobering???
Who “kudges”……I know I don’t.
I’ll take one of those hob jobs Ezio
Only God can kudge, Ezio
Looks like a case for Kudge Kudy…….
Amanda Sawyer does this shit all the time!
Don’t know about the donation bins but Amanda is known to pick through the trash barrels at local carwashes.
At Spatula City, we have a spatula for that.
The ones who own the jew-owned container company do the same exact thing, they just re-sell all the donated clothes online, or sell them in bulk to places that re use them as materials.
If only that newport 1 hunnit dropped a red hot ash and lit that scam box up with her in it lmao.. the welfare family in the house behind could have had smoked pork for dinner tonight. that would have made my day! That scam box looks like a covid 19 breeding ground! The lengths people will go to make a few dollars for drugs. if these people put all that effort into an actual job instead of trying to make a quick buck. I wonder how much better their life would be..
Kill em, kill em all!
We’re waiting . .what happened in court today?
That’s why we need 4 more years of Trump ‘ MAGA” weed out all these nothing happening losers. Those donations are meant for a registered charity, not some obese chain smoking dirtball. She must of been working on Liz Warren’s campaign and now since Liz dropped out she’s returned to her chosen profession. Thank God for Trump ” MAGA “
Uhm…. if he hasn’t weeded Em out yet what makes you think he’s gonna in another 4 years???? Just wondering.
PS There’s always been scum, there always will be. Doesn’t matter who holds power.
No one should be denied the right to employment because of their refusal to wear clothes. We will be having a nude-in at the Miss Worcester Diner this afternoon at 3pm. Be there and bring your butt nakedist!
Deb?
Deb is too classy for Rhode Island. I do understand where you would mistake that ash control with Deb though.
there is usually a small family of minorities living in those things
Drop a Napalm canister right in there.
I am pissed off about the corona virus. I wanted to see some T and A on rt 1 today and I was told my favorite strip club was closed due to Corona virus fears because of third world clientele.
‘Merica.
And people are climbing walls to get here. It must be pretty shitty on the other side.
She is schizophrenic and dives to survive since its pretty much impossible for her to obtain normal employment. She sorts out and gives the childrens clothes to kids in need and sells what she needs to survive. Dumpster diving is alot of peoples means of survival. I am not ashamed to say ive dove and still dive into dumpsters. Better than begging for change.
If you’ve gone “dumpster diving” to get by and pay your bills, you’re a first class fucking loser and are in no position to criticize anyone about anything, you scumbag. I guarantee anyone doing this is only spending what pathetic amount they get on scratch tickets, smokes and dope.
Fuck you, you fucking low life.
That’s a donation box, not a trash dumpster. If I need to explain the difference you’re past the point of it mattering. Douchebag
If Violet Beauregard and I had a kid
If there donations right get this then why are the companies that pick them up like savers and salvation army charging people for the donations answer that one??????? Shit a pair of brand new wranglers $12 a pair of used wranglers in savers $12 sounds like greed to me!!!!!
I missed my opportunity to forcibly eat that ass…DAMN
I eat ass all the time and I eat the ass of the ass eater who eats hot towtruck girl.
I’d be hoping to find a handgun with the serial number removed. The shit people stuff in those boxes is trash.
If they’ve jumped in to grab shit that I’ve donated to those bins then they would have come away dried up paint cans, sheet rock, broken plastic toys, fall-aparticle-board shelves, insulation, old meat, a shattered 30 gallon tank with fish, Amazon cardboard, T-shirts used to soak up a flood, an old flat tire, a couple Overdose Victims, roadkill, broken tiles, bricks etc. Anything that fits can go in there. They’re welcome.
Scum bag.
Yes. Yes I am.
I shmear chunky peanut butter on dildos and throw them in those bins.
That’s Freda Felcher.
Goodwill cleans what it receives and sells it for next to nothing. The local employees seem to work hard. The private, more for-profit resellers are deserving of the criticism.
As far as the dumpster diver goes, she’s likely just trying to survive and pay the rent and her car expenses. Seems to have some self-restraint. She’s not shooting or stabbing anyone, no head-on collisions, no Facebook scams. The lit cigarette is not a great idea, but no one’s perfect. The dumpster owners probably clean it out only when it is so overflowing someone complains — the diver is thus probably performing a public service of sorts, despite the optics. I’d give her a pass.
Goodwill is a scam just like savers, they get everything FREE and they resell it for 100% profit.
100% of FREE is FREE
‘ The money GW stores make goes towards community programs like job training, placement services, and classes for people who have disabilities.
You’re on fucking glue!! Most of the money Goodwill makes is used to pay the $1M salary of the CEO!! They are one of the most crooked “charities” out there!!
In Worcester Mike Sweeney owns all the Mint Green clothes donation boxes. He has some designer paying him cash by the pound to reuse all the fabric.
It is 100% a scam in Worcester. If your going to donate go right to Cambridge St and give clothes to Salvation Army.
Good. Those boxes are a scam. Company turns around and sells the crap.
I like this one. She’s quite a filly.
What is she going to do when her favorite method of slow-motion suicide is banned?
” Everything in those bags was intended by the donors to go to a family in need “.
These faux donation boxes are a scam in themselves. They sell this shit, and will “donate” trash items.
I only donate to Goodwill..
GW is one of the worst charities! They resell the donated goods at the highest markup of any charity out there! The owner himself made $2.3 million! Their greed is the worst! Donate to the Salvation Army instead. They do far more to help needy families/people.
Too bad someone going by didn’t dump her in the box. She so fat she wouldn’t have gotten out without assistance. Is this considered a “quality of life” issue.
What. An. Absolute. Cunt.
I’m sure she cleaned it all up when she was done too. Disgusting excuse for a human