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I will never understand what possess people to start a GoFundMe for dumb shit. It never works out well for them. Well, unless you’re the Tukis Family from Brockton who got a shit ton of money out of the deal.
The latest window-licking Internet panhandler is Fall River’s finest. Melody Mullen is a maniac ginger with a history of straight crazy. She needs $500 for a new TV because her 55 inch flat screen got stolen while she was in her apartment asleep. Yeah. Melody says she was up all night cleaning and forgot to lock the door after taking the trash out. Right. That’s usually code for meth, but we’re just assuming at this point. After all, the TV helps her with her various afflictions like PTSD, and not having a job, so she needs it.
Now, I don’t know about you guys, but SSTG is a pretty heavy sleeper. Moving a 55″ is a two man job. If some dudes came in my house to steal my TV I would sure as hell hear it. Not Melody though. The things that normal people do don’t apply to her. Case in point:
Her phone seems to have the ability to created, and share, a frivolous Go Fraud Me but doesn’t have the ability to call 911. How peculiar. Even inactive phones will dial 911. We all know that. So, she didn’t file a police report and tried to use Whatsap to contact law enforcement. But Melody didn’t think this through when she posted her (now deleted) begsite on Threw Up In Fall River. (It’s like the Brockton Hub with a beach.)
As always it’s amusing to watch the wolves descend on the village idiot.
Many people offered her free tube televisions but Melody didn’t want one of those. She wanted the cash.
People started digging on her and it turns out that she tried to use her accusations of being molested as a child to blackmail her mother, Nana Damon, in to buying the kid she seemingly doesn’t have custody of, Christmas presents. She posted all of this insanity on her very public Facebook page:Totally normal convo with your moms. She’s asking now….“Every university forum.” Yeah, something tells me these two aren’t part of the higher learning society. Just a hunch.
Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaat????? Alright, I’m going to pause a second here. I’m in no way passing judgement on whether or not someone was sexually abused. What I can tell you that it’s not something any sane person, molested or nay, will use as blackmail to get their kid some cash for Christmas presents. If you notice, she doesn’t even say presents, she wanted cash. The same thing she was looking for instead of a used TV.
Oh, it gets better. Once her mom tells her to fuck off, Melody goes on a well-known donations page and tells everyone on there that someone stole all her kid’s Christmas presents. The Turtlerider that sent in these screenshots said she made out like a fat rat over the holidays by exploiting people’s generosity. She must have deleted that post but that didn’t stop her from trying to get her a new TV:
That didn’t go over well with the one woman who recognized her name and called her out for being a liar.
I know that the scum beasts that create these dipshit schemes aren’t fans of our page so we will always have an steady stream of folks trying to con good people out of their belongings and hard-earned money. The best we can do is shame the ones that come to our attention.