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Crazy-Eyed Fall River Ginger Demon, With History Of Conning, Starts GoFundMe After She Says Someone Broke In During Broad Daylight And Stole Her TV That “Helps” Her Not Be Insane

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I will never understand what possess people to start a GoFundMe for dumb shit. It never works out well for them. Well, unless you’re the Tukis Family from Brockton who got a shit ton of money out of the deal.  

The latest window-licking Internet panhandler is Fall River’s finest. Melody Mullen is a maniac ginger with a history of straight crazy. She needs $500 for a new TV because her 55 inch flat screen got stolen while she was in her apartment  asleep. Yeah. Melody says she was up all night cleaning and forgot to lock the door after taking the trash out. Right. That’s usually code for meth, but we’re just assuming at this point. After all, the TV helps her with her various afflictions like PTSD, and not having a job, so she needs it. 

Now, I don’t know about you guys, but SSTG is a pretty heavy sleeper. Moving a 55″ is a two man job. If some dudes came in my house to steal my TV I would sure as hell hear it. Not Melody though. The things that normal people do don’t apply to her. Case in point:

Her phone seems to have the ability to created, and share, a frivolous Go Fraud Me but doesn’t have the ability to call 911. How peculiar. Even inactive phones will dial 911. We all know that. So, she didn’t file a police report and tried to use Whatsap to contact law enforcement. But Melody didn’t think this through when she posted her (now deleted) begsite on Threw Up In Fall River. (It’s like the Brockton Hub with a beach.) 

As always it’s amusing to watch the wolves descend on the village idiot.

Many people offered her free tube televisions but Melody didn’t want one of those. She wanted the cash.

People started digging on her and it turns out that she tried to use her accusations of being molested as a child to blackmail her mother, Nana Damon, in to buying the kid she seemingly doesn’t have custody of, Christmas presents. She posted all of this insanity on her very public Facebook page:Totally normal convo with your moms. She’s asking now….“Every university forum.” Yeah, something tells me these two aren’t part of the higher learning society. Just a hunch. 
Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaat????? Alright, I’m going to pause a second here. I’m in no way passing judgement on whether or not someone was sexually abused. What I can tell you that it’s not something any sane person, molested or nay, will use as blackmail to get their kid some cash for Christmas presents. If you notice, she doesn’t even say presents, she wanted cash. The same thing she was looking for instead of a used TV.

Oh, it gets better. Once her mom tells her to fuck off, Melody goes on a well-known donations page and tells everyone on there that someone stole all her kid’s Christmas presents.  The Turtlerider that sent in these screenshots said she made out like a fat rat over the holidays by exploiting people’s generosity. She must have deleted that post but that didn’t stop her from trying to get her a new TV: 

That didn’t go over well with the one woman who recognized her name and called her out for being a liar.

Because someone made a fake profile to make her look bad…. 

I know that the scum beasts that create these dipshit schemes aren’t fans of our page so we will always have an steady stream of folks trying to con good people out of their belongings and hard-earned money. The best we can do is shame the ones that come to our attention.

46 Comment(s)
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  • KimberlyS
    January 25, 2017 at 11:00 am

    Special Update:

    He Who Shall Not be Named still has an active GoFundMe, and it still has 0 donations.

    This has been a public service announcement.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      January 25, 2017 at 4:22 pm

      Ha! I can always count on you to check up on gofundme’s lol…

      • KimberlyS
        January 25, 2017 at 4:38 pm

        They fascinate me. I can’t imagine putting my life problems online and asking people to support me.

        If I want/need something, I will figure out a way to do it myself (legally, of course) 🙂

      • KimberlyS
        January 25, 2017 at 4:49 pm

        Further news:

        Catherine Clennan, the gender studies-educated moronic artist who wants to raise $12 million to fund her dream life of sitting on her ass, has raised a whopping $77 towards her goal!

        *applause and wild Kermit arm flailing*

        Her latest update was 6 days ago, and she’s still got her eyes on the prize!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          January 25, 2017 at 9:40 pm

          Lmao… I do remember you saying that you were going to keep tabs on this idiot… You should be in charge of lurking GoFundMe pages lol…

          I could never ask for help, especially financial help. It’s just not me in and never has been.

          • BobnMic
            January 26, 2017 at 11:51 pm

            ^^^ And yet HELP is exactly what you need! How ironic is irony.

  • Mike D
    January 25, 2017 at 10:42 am


  • Paul Larson
    January 25, 2017 at 7:50 am

    I would.
    Does she still need a tv?
    Perhaps, we could work something out.

    Paul Larson

  • Lola Bunny
    January 25, 2017 at 12:19 am

    I have depression and anxiety from working my ass off at my 2 jobs. No sympathy for this lazy bitch. You want a new tv? Here’s a novel idea. Work for it!

    • Working Stiff
      January 25, 2017 at 7:58 am

      I’ve been gainfully employed all my adult life and even I don’t have a 55 inch TV. I got a 40 incher from Walmart on black friday years ago. Who the F are these people that can beg for money and still have a 55 inch TV? I’m tired of supporting them.

  • Triggered Ginger
    January 24, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    As a full blooded redhead I have feelings that I can’t identify over your recent Gingerbashing, but they’re not good feelings. It’s like something tingly hot but not like when I make happy flap jacks. Please go back to making fun of other people that aren’t like me. It’s making me feel unsafe. If you don’t follow this wish I’ll be forced to post all over social media and make signs to hand out at the Gingermart. Remember Ginger from Gilligan’s island? What about Lil orphan Annie, Pipi Longstocking?? What would they think of your antigingeritism? I’m sick of this blatantly racist blog. I’m going to my safe space and Mr. Jameson and I are gunna share a hug and a good cry.

  • Phong
    January 24, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    Someone like that with a 55″ TV would had 15 people over on Sunday afternoon for the Patriots sporting activity that was to take place. GO REGIONAL ATHLETIC CLUB!

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 24, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    This sort of takes the wind out of my sails and the lead out of my pencil because this is exactly what I think SSTG looks like. J/k SSTG you can’t be that skinny.

    • Turd Burglestein
      January 24, 2017 at 6:36 pm

      so is the lead in your pencil #2?


      Allow me to fart into your sails fake burglestein.

    • January 24, 2017 at 7:18 pm

      You’re right. Mostly because I don’t snack on meth cookies.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 24, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    I can’t wait to see when melody contacts desk girl demanding that this blog be removed. That’s gonna be some funny shit there.

    • January 24, 2017 at 5:55 pm

      I didn’t even think of that! Haha

  • JoeMomma
    January 24, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    Looks like I’ve found another disorder with her….she is allergic to work.

  • GoneWest
    January 24, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    SSTG is bored as fuck lately.

    • Tic Ol Bitties
      January 24, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      Too long/not news worthy

      • January 25, 2017 at 12:14 am

        You must be new here.

        • BobnMic
          January 25, 2017 at 12:32 am

          Oh please don’t say that my friend. Ever. Please. That is exactly what the fake lawyer used to say to belittle people after about 3 to 5 weeks of posting comments. Then BAM she became this imaginary large and in charge TBS veteran and never looked back. Not a good look but you still rock. Just friendly criticism that’s all. Carry on with your bad self however. Peace…

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            January 25, 2017 at 1:55 am

            Shut the fuck up before I slap you in the face with the same cock your wife cheats on you with.

          • BobnMic
            January 25, 2017 at 2:24 am

            Perfectly anticipated response from an immature and socially inept dumpster-queen such as yourself. I could have not have scripted that response any better if I tried. Need a tissue?

          • BobnMic
            January 25, 2017 at 5:10 am

            New rule Fiesty the fake bag of Turd’s shit. New rule as of 25 JAN 17 so listen up:

            So – As long as you are stalking me with your lunatic screen avatar I will ramp up my game and fuck with any and everything you comment on until your tears flow in defeatism. And people who do not understand I will simply point out your avatar. It’s that simple.

            Like I couldn’t do something similar to what you are doing? I choose not to because I am the adult here and you are retarded asshat. When you first got here just 10 months ago you had no fucking clue how to apply an avatar picture. You asked me for help because it didn’t take long for you to be hated and the masses were trashing the fuck out of you.

            So who taught you? Who welcomed you in an effort to ward off the attackers some but not all? Ya that was me. And the last time I mentioned this in an effort to humble you – you then turned the tables and blamed me for the attacks back then. What an asshole you really are my God.

            Question: Just how fucked up are you anyway?

          • BobnMic
            January 25, 2017 at 7:57 am

            I’ve already been smacked in the head by 3 cocks simultaneously so one cock slap to the face isn’t going to have any effect on me. Unless it’s an elephant cock.

            WAIT!!! Is my wife cheating on me with an elephant? I thought it was kind of suspicious that her vag was the size of a clown shoe now. I bet she’s cheating on me with clowns too. Maybe even the bearded lady. It’s possible the entire cast of PT Barnum Bailey may have pulled a train on her.

          • Tarbash The Egyptian Magician
            January 25, 2017 at 8:01 am

            Your logic makes no sense at all BobnMic. So having a gravatar on your account somehow is the magic charm that wards off all attackers? That has to be the most moronic statement you’ve come up with yet. And everybody here knows you were the one behind all those fake accounts that were attacking her you shit for brains asswipe.

            The real question here is just how fucked up are you?

            Oh…and before I hit the “Post Comment” button

            SHUT DE FUCK UP YA MORON!!!

          • January 25, 2017 at 9:51 am

            Lady lawyer and I are cool though. I have a new hater as of late. People hate change.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            January 25, 2017 at 10:29 am

            I’ve never hated you SSTG, I want to boob hug you.

            Are you talking about GoneWest? Pay no mind to him, he’s never positive here.

          • January 25, 2017 at 10:33 am

            I know you don’t hate me! I want to boob hug you back. If your ears were ringing last night the boss and I were talking about having you on the show at some point because we think you would be a riot.

            Oh, I’m used to the negative responses. I managed to win over Turd and he was my harshest critic. Every once in a while a new one will pop up and tell me I’m desperate, long-winded, try too hard, have no substance to my writing, blah blah blah. Knowing that I brought in like 30k new riders from the South Shore is all I care about. It gives me an evil smirk.

          • Benjamin Dover
            January 25, 2017 at 11:30 am

            I don’t know who this BobnMic guy thinks he is declaring rules for this blog because as far as I’m concerned this guy is just some self important blow hard asshole. I’ll post what I want when I want and where I want on this page and if there’s any issue to be had the only person who has any say so as far as I’m concerned is Turtleboy himself.

          • BobnMic
            January 25, 2017 at 11:33 am

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            January 25, 2017 at 2:02 pm


            The people complaining about the length of your blogs or it being long winded aren’t people who don’t matter anyway. They are more than likely trolls or part time readers.

            Honestly, the length doesn’t bother me because it all has substance and they are great reads late at night with some snacks lol…

            Promise soon enough to do a live… I have to make another FB account lol. We can chat there! Glad you and da boss think I’m good enough… let’s hope I’m as witty and crazy live…

            Who am I kidding, I would be worse!!! Lol…

          • BobnMic
            January 25, 2017 at 2:22 pm

            ^^^ Fiesty once again full of shit as usual. Why don’t tell South STG about the time you were convinced I was posting articles as her and that she never existed? That was a freakin hoot.

            A back handed compliment for sure because I could not do what she does but you actually thought at one point that I was her and I was talking to myself in her comments.

            You can always tell when you don’t take your meds that much is certain and yes South STG drag her dumb ass on TB’s show. Who couldn’t use a good laugh. South STG ask her something about the law on the show. I’ll fall off my chair laughing along with anybody else that knows anything about the law…

          • January 25, 2017 at 2:43 pm

            Bob, you can come too.

          • BobnMic
            January 25, 2017 at 3:11 pm

            Benjamin Dover – Lighten up Francis. That was not meant for you or anybody else. Take a look at Fiesty’s screen pic and and that is everything you need know why she needs a good internet spanking.

            SouthSTG – Now THAT would be a horror show of epic proportions. I want TBS to succeed and thrive. Not dumb ass me killing it. Although I know I would howl with Brett and Matty Mo. I could hear the beer bottles clinking and it got me wicked thirsty.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            January 25, 2017 at 3:36 pm

            Hey Bob the only person from TB who is nice to you is SSTG. Just letting you know everyone else thinks you are a cock puppet loser who should shut the fuck up already.

            You think Brett or Matty MO have anything in common with you? A narcissistic psychopath who lives in his own imagination?


          • BobnMic
            January 26, 2017 at 8:43 am

            ^^^ First off to correct you yet again. Of the hundreds, maybe more, of the riders that read these articles on this web page alone maybe ten of them regularly comment here. The FaceBook page seems to get more just by watching TB’s show. Others make a single comment then come back months later if at all. So out of that say ten, two hate my living soul and would to see me literally die. You and Turd and Turd does as the direct result of you. So when you think of it – it is just you and one other that you recruited. You still with me? I’ll try not to use big words.

            So you two multiply by using makeshift ghost accounts to bring it on and then that number appears to be multiplied. Sometimes highly multiple. So then you come back and say, “See everybody hates you” and now you are adding on “Shut the fuck up.”

            I guess they didn’t teach you anything about the The First Amendment of the United States Constitution in your imaginary law school did they sweetie.

            Further proof that you are a fraud. A liar. You are not a lawyer. You pretend to be one to garner support and try and look cool. Idiots like you should be shamed. I’ve proved that a million times that you’re not a lawyer by just the way you comment and when confronted by me with verification challenges you back off and avoid any in depth questioning regarding a career as a Doctor of Jurisprudence. And I made sure that my questions posed to you could not be looked up on Google which is why the sound of crickets were heard after my inquiry to you.

            Oh shit a big word. I broke my promise. J.D. – That’s being a real lawyer so I’ll save you the time of looking it up. But keep your idiocy in your own little world going. As far as you know it works for you. Rest assured nobody is laughing at you.

            And you do realize that you make a total ass out of yourself when you desperately cling onto to people’s comments in here, right? I’ll take a guess and say those innocent people just want you to go away when they give back a one line or two line response just avoid you and your little posse’s wrath. Fucking hilarious.

          • BobnMic
            January 26, 2017 at 8:56 am

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

          • BobnMic
            January 26, 2017 at 9:06 am

            P.S. – True Story. I talked to some friends of mine when out and about last weekend and of those that know about this blog on this web site – nearly all say that they love the articles but tried getting into the comment section here but were way to turned off by you in specific and all of the other nonsense that you are responsible for. One of by buddy’s wife that you must have been one of the original “Mean Girls” in Highschool. She said it was a funny movie or whatever.

            I had to look that up because I did not know what she was talking about come to find out that my girl Rachel McAdams was in that ridiculous looking flick. If I seen it then I don’t remember it. Anyway I’ll watch it if I see it either on NetFlix or with the silver package. I’ll get back to you with a full analysis and comparison when I do…

          • BobnMic
            January 26, 2017 at 9:09 am

            P.S. True Story

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

        • BobnMic
          January 25, 2017 at 3:15 pm

          I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

  • ZephyrCat
    January 24, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Still trying to figure out what “tic old bitties” are?????? And to the author, shame for thinking it’s meth! It could be crack or plain ol’ powder cocaine. Speedballs even. Gotta consider all the options.

    • PJ
      January 24, 2017 at 6:06 pm

      She spelled it wrong, not surprising. It’s Tig ol’ Bitties, which are tits.

  • Work ?
    January 24, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    The odor of a scam and welfare are detected.

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