This is Ryan Goff, AKA Michael Goff from Weymouth.
As you can see he’s a “look at my fish” guy, which by now has become the rural equivalent of the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.
Ryan is always in the market to buy shit online.
He goes to a lot of yard sales to get shit, which he then resells.
Which is fine, because this is America and there’s nothing wrong with selling something for more than you bought it and making a quick buck. Except over the weekend he went to a yard sale in Rockland, used his crotch fruit as sympathy bait, got the kid to lie to the woman hosting the yard sale in order for her to knock the price down, and then went on to sell it himself online for four times what he paid for it.
Again, I have nothing against flipping purchased yard sale crap online. But the shitty part here is teaching your crotch fruit to lie and be in on your scam. Without the kid she never would’ve lowered it to that price, and he knew it. He still could’ve made $200 profit by paying the $120 she wanted for it, but he had to be greedy and go for $240.
When asked about it Michael/Ryan insisted his kid was not with him.
Which is weird because here he is at the yard sale, talking them down with his semen demon by his side.
Imagine this is what you do with your kid on the weekends? How much of a loser do you have to be to call this your life? I mean, it’s cool to make a buck when you can, but this guy plots out yard sales all over the south shore and does this, presumably to avoid getting a real job. If you can make it work by doing it honestly that’s one thing, but teaching your kid to lie is cheating and you deserve to be dragged for that.
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39 Comment(s)
I know this guy personally. He is a heroin/crack addict. He use to do these petty scams in Worcester this was about 7-8 years ago. He didn’t have any children then. He is a run of the mill sociopath, pathological liar and a scam artist. I can see he hasn’t changed.
i am seething with fury because of this ugly dirt bag.
Fuck this guy! What’s a wii? You mean a piss?
That Striper is legal these days?
I’d take it for chum and head to Maine.
It appears there’s work to be done for anyone who wants it.
Ah, you all suck anyway!
What a bunch of whiners. If you don’t wanna sell if for $75, then DON’T SELL IT FOR $75.
Taking advantage of women and children? Sorry, that’s taking advantage of stupid people.
This shithead did the same thing a few years back to me with a Wii. Brought his kid, showed up early, gave him a deal. Was getting it for his kid allegedly because his I broke. Saw him the next day at the Grafton flea market selling it for 4x what he told me he could pay. I said “wasnt for the kid after all was it?”. Said he had no idea what I was talking about. What a miserable existance.
I’m getting more and more impressed by Weymouth. I think it may be the new Brockton. If anyone has a house to sell I’d be interested.
This guy caught crabs from the cheapest whore he could find… but he was expecting lobster.
I am smitten by your silver tongue.
😉
This man should be taken to the center of town and put in the stocks for one weekend. Fed only water.
As usual the rotten vegetables to throw at him are available free of charge.
Or a pee filled balloon!
The new switch is cheaper then this half a Wii U
The switch has been sold out everywhere since mid March. The console, not the shitty handheld version.
What an absolute piece of shit!
No wonder the kids are so
Fucked up today. They have stupid, snowflake parents that teach them to lie and steal and their teachers teach them to hate America and that heaven help
Them if they are white, because then they are as bad as Hitler because they are white.
He should definitely keep teaching the 10-year-old to keep lying. But he shouldn’t wonder why the kid is junked out on meth/heroin by the time he’s 18.
Good job Jag Goff.
Casual Observations:
1) When I saw his picture, I thought this was going to be about a guy who fucks goats in New Hampshire.
2) Wii is still a thing? WTF.
3) This fucker could have easily made up a reason why his kid was selling it, but instead he lies about an objective fact.
4) Go see a dentist man, teeth aren’t supposed to be that color.
Get it right, dude. It’s sheep, not goats.
Remember, “BAAAAAAA!” means NO!
10/10 times dudes who walk around decked out in all red sox gear are giant faggots with personalities like carrots
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Why doesn’t he use the money to get some Crest Whitening Strips? Those are some buttery-ass teeth. Also WII is gay.
This is why I stopped trading many years ago. I was always losing my ass to lowballers and never seemed to get respectful, honest offers on anything. This scumbucket seems to be living the small town dream of cheating and lying, hopefully it all blows up in his face.
Kid probably thought he was going to go home and play some wii but his dad told him to keep his bastard mouth shut because he’s selling it and going to Bass Pro shop.
Daddy of the fucking year has to make that quick flip to buy more whores and cocaine.
Fuck your fist,
PUG
*read this in nerd voice *. A Wii U without that big ass tablet controller that it comes with is fucking useless, no way anyone buys it for 300 bucks unless they’re a moron, it’s not even the current generation Nintendo system. I bet Mario fucks princess peach without a rubber too!
Congrats you could possibly be the gayest mother fucker on the planet.
Ryan/Michael Goff sucks the shit out of dead seagulls
When are people going to fucking learn,most people suck shit and are always out to get over on you.be and island ,be a rock,but stop being overly nice to the new world of pure scum,fuck the left,screw the right all shitbirds with an agenda
People need to be far less gullible when it comes to dirt bag types begging for a handout or a sob story to get a break on something for sale. These dirt bags prey on the gullible and naive like cheetahs on old and wounded antelopes.
Also, the baseball hat/sunglasses propped up on the lid look is extremely douche-y.
Jerk Goff
I would beat the piss out of that dad and his punk kid, just like I do to my own.
Gamestop value: $6.25
Wannabe American Picker/Pawn Star…
Well hey, isnt this the American Way now? Let’s manipulate the common decency ethic of the Christian nation so “I’s can gets mine”. Whether its manipulating yard sales or BLM, its the same shit.
Since when is a Wii worth $300?
I’ll happily take this child off his hands for free and return his corpse later…
I had first dibs. Sorry, not sorry
Wishing him a fulfilling life with a chronically addicted junkie son in the future.Thanks Dad