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During vacation week a turtle rider messaged us about this post they saw on Facebook from Dartmouth:
We blocked her name because the OP is a teacher who evidently took the post down once she started getting accused of………
Yup, that’s right. A public shaming of some local McMuffins for the purposes of getting in touch with their parents is evidently racist. I guess you’re just supposed to let kids come onto your property and swim in your pool now. Not even kidding….
“Have that stick removed from your ass.”
“Why be an angry bitch?”
“No Place For Hate.”
Hey Andrea, you know what there’s no place for? Jerry curls. Bunch of dingbat kids break into her property and swim in her pool and she’s the asshole for trying to find out who they are. Fuq-ow-duh-hee-yah!!
The reaction she got for being a teacher is exactly why people should always be anonymous on the Internet…..
Oh yea, that’s what you do when people trespass on your property. “Educate them.” Because prior to that they didn’t realize that trespassing was against the law. Instead she “slandered” them by showing a real life picture from HER PROPERTY on HER FACEBOOK PAGE!
How bout this Missy. Next time you’re not home I’m gonna have Turtlegirl Jr. come over and take your dog to my house for a while.
You’re cool with that right? Or does that rule only apply to teachers? Asking for a friend.
Oh, and she also should’ve offered them ice cream!!
Lt. Dan, ICE CREAM!!
This woman is actually stupid enough to truly believe that when you see people trespassing on your property, it is incumbent upon you to not only teach them about why trespassing is bad, but to them reward them with ice cream, drinks, and food for trespassing. Why? Because she’s a teacher of course. Teachers don’t have a right to privacy in their own homes and can’t be upset when teenagers pool hop on their property.
Also, it’s racist…..
Wait….what? Who’s smoking PCP? And just so I have this straight….the Port-uh-geez have a “communist party,” therefore it’s OK for non-Port-uh-geez to trespass because…..racism? Do the Port-uh-geez have white privilege too? Because I gotta be honest, I always put them in the tweener category.
Anyway, these kids got off easy in my opinion. Sad world when a homeowner has to take down a post like this because a gaggle of woke clams insinuated that she should lose her job over it. Luckily I work at Turtleboy so I don’t have to worry about assholes like this trying to get me fired with Uncle Turtleboy. Although I’d like to see his reaction if they tried.