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Funny stories to cover today on the podcast:

• David E. Wade got TRIGGERED and blocked his old friend Turtleboy on Twitter after we revealed to him that the free lunch sob story kid he profiled is a world traveler from a 2 parent family and his Mom is a gourmet cook.
• A Maynard mother-daughter scamming duo tried to pull off the worst attempt at getting free Mickey D’s ever at the Clinton McDonald’s.
• Some poor Hadley cop who couldn’t figure out how Facebook works is getting destroyed by rabid SJWs who want him to be fired for a post that was up for 12 minutes.