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Democratic Debate Live Blog: Why I’m Voting For Elizabeth Warren And So Should You

Closing thoughts:

  • No one did anything to elevate their profile in the polls
  • People with dicks can get abortions
  • Trump will win again

That’s it for it tonight folks. I’ll be back on here tomorrow for round 2.

 

10:57 – Amy Klobuchar and Tim Ryan have brought up the only point that really matters – they think they can win midwestern states that Trump won. They might be able to. Bold prediction – Trump is going to win Minnesota if (when) she doesn’t get the nomination.

 

10:56 – Julian Castro – vote for me because I speak real Spanish, not white boy Robert Francis Spanish.

 

10:51 – Jay Inslee would be a lot more convincing if he was coaching college football than he is running of President.

 

10:43 – The winner of tonight’s debate was Donald Trump, and he knows it.

 

10:39 – The congressman no one has ever heard of lecturing a veteran of the war in Afghanistan about what’s happening in the Middle East was the best own goal of the night.

 

10:37 – This debate has been boring as shit, aside from Julian Castro, de Blasio, and Booker being crazy a couple times. I fully expect Bernie to do what he always does tomorrow night – bringing out the worst in a party that he’s not even a member of.

 

10:34 – I love when people bring up the cops not killing Dylan Roof like they did other hand picked minorities. He surrendered. That’s what happens when you surrender. Would it make them feel better if they blew his head off on live TV? Oh, and he also got the death penalty, so the government is gonna kill him anyway. What a fucking joke.

 

10:33 – Rachel Maddow – “Julian Castro, you are the only Latino candidate running for office.”

Robert Francis’ head just exploded.

 

10:32 – Thank God Spartacus chimed in and told us that he’s concerned about black trans lynching. I know that this is a top issue for me, and many voters in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.

 

10:30 – Chuck Todd – Hey Tulsi, you used to be against gay marriage, wudupwitdat?

She should’ve just said, “so was every single democrat before Maclemore won a grammy and made gay marriage cool.”

 

10:27 – Every time I hear Tim Ryan or John Delaney or Jay Inslee struggle to get attention I can’t help but laugh at Seth Moulton for being bumped out of this debate by them. What a pathetic loser.

 

10:24 – Mitch McConnell watching people debate what they’d do to try to stop him from nominating judges.

 

10:23 – I wouldn’t vote for a democrat in this election, but I do like this guy.

 

10:20 – I’m glad they’re talking about Supreme Court Justices. What these animals did to Bret Kavanaugh is a big reason I would never consider voting for any of them. There’s nothing these people wouldn’t do to maintain power, and no one they wouldn’t destroy.

 

10:18 – Bill de Blasio taking 78 minutes to play the “I have a black son” card in order to shit on the police is the surprise of the night.

 

10:16 – My daughter just asked why that man sounds like a girl. I told her his name is Rachel Maddow.

 

10:14 – Amy Klobuchar is one of the few normal democrats who isn’t completely insane. Too bad she’s boring as shit when she’s not throwing staplers at people.

 

10:11 – Tim Ryan – “we need counseling in schools.” oh, you mean like a guidance counselor? We should invent those.

 

10:06 – Chuck Todd – Will you confiscate guns? Yes or no.

Pocahontas – I spoke to a little girl who made me sad.

 

10:04 – So far I’ve learned that we need open borders, men can have abortions too, and NBC doesn’t know how to work microphones. It’s actually going better than I thought it would.

 

10:01 – Good thing NBC doesn’t have the technology to figure out how to turn a microphone off. What a fucking joke.

 

9:59 – Rachel Maddow is now in charge. Just when you thought this couldn’t become a bigger circus.

 

9:53 – I like Tulsi Gabbard because she’s interesting and different. But it seems like the only thing she wants to talk about is foreign policy. Not that that’s a bad thing, but there are other things too. Just sayin.

 

9:50 – Bald guy – my grandfather was separated when he came to this country.

Lester Holt – no one gives a shit.

 

9:46 – Dunk of the night.

 

9:45 – Amy Klobuchar isn’t nearly as interesting as she is when she’s throwing staplers at people. She really needs to hit Julian Castro or Bill de Blasio with a stapler.

 

9:43 – Julian Castro literally wants to open the borders up and give piles of cash to anyone who walks in. This is the auction to give away free shit that we all knew it would be.

 

9:38 – Corey copying Beto by speaking in Spanish is not only pandering, it’s plagiarism. What an unoriginal pandering toolbag.

 

9:37 – Democrats using the picture of the father and her dead daughter for political gain is shameless. If there was a wall there then they wouldn’t have been able to cross that river. They killed them.

 

9:35 – I have no idea who this moderator is, but I think it’s pretty clear he’s completely biased.

 

9:33 – We’ve reached the first commercial break and I think they’ve made it pretty clear what would happen if they took over the country. Complete madness.

 

9:30 – Julian Castro just said that not only should women have their abortions covered, but transwoman (men who think they’re women) should also get taxpayer funded abortions. Someone might want to tell him that “transwomen” don’t have ovaries.

 

9:28 – “I am the only candidate who passed a law mandating taxpayer funded abortion.” That’s one way for the governor of Washington to make a name for himself.

 

9:22 – We’re over 20 minutes into this thing and they haven’t mentioned abortion or immigration. How is that possible?

 

9:18 – I dont wanna hear from any of these random guys no one has ever heard of before unless they have crazy ideas or speak in Spanish. They just get in the way of good entertainment.

 

9:16 – Who da fooq is that guy? The fact that Seth Moulton couldn’t make this debate over whoever the hell this guy is is just plain sad.

 

9:14 – It seems as if the strategy here is that they’re trying to convince Americans that the economy is terrible. Good luck with that.

 

9:12 – Just a reminder that the wage gap is a myth and anyone pretending it’s real is doing so to further their own personal profile.

 

9:09 – The fact that liberals aren’t willing to come out and say that big tech needs to be regulated shows you just how little they actually give a shit about monopolies, so long as those monopolies benefit their team.

 

9:06 – Beto pretending to be Spanish is the redefining pandering.

 

9:04 – Pocahontas starts it off right – says that the economy isn’t working well for African Americans because they’re all in jail. Literally. Meanwhile out in reality it’s the lowest black unemployment rate in American history. These people are living in a fantasy world.

 

 

The first Democratic debate is tonight, and I plan on doing a live blog during it because it’s going to be the most entertaining thing you’ll watch on television this year. So feel free to keep refreshing this blog during the debate to hear my insightful political analysis. I literally can’t wait. The last few months have been a never ending contest to see who is the wokest in the field of 23. All these people do is try to one-up each other by promising free shit that the others aren’t, use buzzwords to virtue signal about how down they are for the cause, and force the other ones (usually the white guys) to apologize for their privilege or things they said 35 years ago. This tweet about sums it up:

Asking a BLT-123 who wants to get an abortion what pronouns they want to use, only to be told that the BLT-123 doesn’t use pronouns is about the wokest thing that has ever happened. And this is something Julian Castro will embrace because he thinks it will help him get nominated. This is a preview of the debates.

Tonight is basically the JV night. Our very own Pocahontas is the top dog, and she kind of got screwed over by being out of the Biden-Bernie debate. That’s the one you wanna be in so you can take shots at the top guy (Biden). Mayor Pete and Kamala Harris will also be in Biden’s debate on Thursday night. Pocahontas gets to fuck around with Beto, Castro, Bill de Blasio, Corey “Spartacus” Booker, Amy Klobuchar, and a bunch of other people who have no shot at winning. Look for Spartacus to be the lead virtue signaler tonight. The only interesting candidate worth watching is Tulsi Gabbard, who will likely be torn to shreds for being too normal.

BTW, I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren no matter what, and so should you. Why? Because she has the lowest polling numbers vs. Trump of any contender (except for Mayor Pete, because black voters apparently don’t like him). And she IS a contender, and God willing she’ll get the nomination, Trump will have a field day, and we’ll get one of the most entertaining election campaigns of all time. There is no way in hell she can ever take back red states filled with normal people. Biden can. She might win by more than Hillary did in states like Massachusetts, California, and New York, but so what? You get the same amount of electoral votes in those states no matter how much you win by. This is why I enjoy living in a state where independent are free to use the ballot box to sabotage the other team.

Anyway, that’s just my brief thoughts. See ya tonight.

 

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72 Comment(s)
  • Yer Mom
    July 2, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Current employment: Lifelong politician. Alternate answer: none.

  • Yer Mom
    July 2, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Can’t wait to reach the point in my life where I have so few responsibilities that I have time to fret of such trivial inanities such as which invented inane pronoun I prefer…….

  • Rick
    June 29, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    This is all a big joke. No matter what or who you vote for, that scumbag pervert Trump will be reappointed by the electoral college. He will lose by 5 million this time, and remain in office. For those of you who are complete idiots, the game is rigged. Your votes mean nothing at all, electronic voting machines are all corrupt and fixed, and you live in a dictatorship, not a democracy. I predicted, no GUARANTEED people I know that no matter how much we detest that POS he will be in office, simply because it is the Republiscums turn to play puppet president. If not one person in the country voted there would be the same phony results posted.

    • Yer Mom
      July 2, 2019 at 9:00 pm

      I recommend crayons, slime and pet therapy….

  • But I digress
    June 27, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Your stories are fairly well written but you have been slacking in your content. Fall Rivers mayor had a court date, a pay raise and threw his hat in the ring for a next term. Not to mention the development shit going on in plymouth. Your stories are nice but get more writers who can find actual stories and not just witty click bait opinion polls.

  • Y
    June 27, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Best part of last night’s debate was at the end and Trump tweeted out the following meme. The liberal Twitter-verse lost its mind.

  • Y
    June 27, 2019 at 9:42 am

  • JoeMomma
    June 27, 2019 at 9:16 am

    I’m looking forward to the day I have my grandkid on my knee and he asks me “Grandpa, what was a democrat?”

  • IDK
    June 27, 2019 at 8:34 am

    How is there anyone in this country that don’t see through these frauds!?!? And the media/ tech bias…google democratic debate and look what comes up. Page after page of fake, leftwing news. I had to stop scrolling before I could find anything close to independent. Seriously, how do people not see this??

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    June 27, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Best moments of the night:

    1) Julian Castro saying transwomen (men becoming women) should have the right to abortion too. Reminds me of the Monty Python movie Life of Brian, where Stan says he wants to have babies, but can’t because he has no uterus. “Then we shall fight for your *right* to have babies brother, er, sister!”

    2) Beto speaking Spanish for a full minute. Look up the term “shameless pandering” and you’ll see his picture.

    3) Gov. Inslee of Washington. Anger management issues. “Send more illegal immigrants to my state!” and demanding taxpayer-funded abortion.

    4) Bill de Blasio – The private health insurance system doesn’t work.

    5) MSNBC hot mic problem – priceless comedy.

    In short, every single one of them is insane, or least they are pretending to be insane by pandering to special interest groups (BLT-123s, people of color, unions) just to win votes. I suspect they’re not saying what they really believe. When asked for a show of hands on who would abolish private health insurance, only Fauxahontas and de-Blasio raised their hands. That was the most honest moment of the night for all of them.

    The rest of the field make Biden look like Ronald Reagan. Hopefully Sleepy Joe steps on his own dick tonight.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 27, 2019 at 9:26 am

      It’s so clearly this…………

      Judith : Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
      Stan : I want to have babies.
      Reg : You want to have babies?
      Stan : It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
      Reg : But… you can’t have babies!
      Stan : Don’t you oppress me!
      Reg : I’m not oppressing you, Stan! You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
      Stan : [starts to cry]
      Judith : Here! I’ve got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb – which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’ – but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
      Francis : Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother… sister, sorry.
      Reg : What’s the *point*?
      Francis : What?
      Reg : What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can’t have babies?
      Francis : It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
      Reg : It’s symbolic of his struggle against reality.

    • Yer Mom
      July 2, 2019 at 9:05 pm

      Nah, Hunter his new wife and his cozy crackpipe chats stepped on it for him….

  • bill fleming
    ruby
    June 27, 2019 at 7:49 am

    I was waiting for Lying Liz to speak Cherokee. Of course she failed to vote on the immigration bill and visited a camp to visit children who she would call the Cambridge cops on if they were playing basketball in her neighborhood. Beto couldn’t answer the question in Spanish or English. Cory told everyone his neighbors are crazy gangbangers so the housing prices in his neighborhood just collapsed. Castro is pissed that cops didn’t execute a white guy who surrendered and was given a death sentence. Tulsi had the look of a gal that would smack those fools Ryan and that dope Diblasio who looked like a pair of green line gropers. Even AOC thought the debate was a festival of fools.

  • Tootsie's aborted fetus
    June 27, 2019 at 7:44 am

    My favorite part was when that guy Rachel told Delaney to shut up, and Holt told him to shut up too, as if this debate is for Booker and Warren. Me bets that tonights debate will have the media protecting Biden from Crazy Bernie. Would not be surprised if they cut mics off on everyone when Joe speaks. Complete fraud. How would a man that dresses like a women get a free abortion anyways ? My biology education skipped that chapter.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    June 27, 2019 at 6:44 am

    I missed the debate so who promised the most free shit and who said they hated Trump the most ?

  • Wwy
    June 27, 2019 at 1:57 am

    We hope Putin lives to keep America and Israel on a leash,but only Tulsi is legit. The rest are owned by the Jew—commie donors.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    June 27, 2019 at 12:07 am

    I do not appreciate that garish depiction of our great senator and next president, Elizabeth Warren.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    June 26, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    I’d run through a God -damned wall for our president Donald Trump. Best president of my lifetime. Trump 2020. God bless Donald John Trump and God bless America.

  • Mayor Pete Butt Fuhk
    June 26, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Chief must be upset that a sodomite is ahead of her in the debate.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Liawatha
      June 27, 2019 at 12:09 am

      I’d clean his clock.

      • juror seven esq.
        June 27, 2019 at 6:07 am

        No, you’d suck his dick.

  • juror seven esq.
    June 26, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    Two hours and no question about campaign contributions. They all hate the rich, the big businesses, the powerful. Will any of these posers refuse the money?

  • juror seven esq.
    June 26, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    It just came to me, the guy from Maryland, John Deleany, reminds me of Les Niesman from WKRP. Too bad his closing statement was voiced over by an alert from the National Weather Service.

  • True Conservative Eagleman
    June 26, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    Why isn’t anyone talking about how much they go to church??? How am I supposed to figure out who to vote for if I don’t know how much they pray? We need to loosen workplace safety regulations so that we can build the economy by creating more injured people and thus more EMT jobs. Duh!!!

  • juror seven esq.
    June 26, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    All night long, over and over these future presidents will, on day one, sign Executive Orders for everything imaginable. Remember the blow back every time the current President uses Executive Orders?

  • True Conaervative Eagleman
    June 26, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    How come no ones made fun of someone’s hand size? How come they don’t have cool nicknames for each other, like, Lyin Ted? No one has talked about the beautiful healthcare they’ll provide or how they’re the best at deals. There’s a lack of spray tans as well. Very disappointed

  • Chief looks and sound OLD
    June 26, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Lizbien didnt answer the government confiscation of guns question. The septagarienn csnt even remember the question asked. Her non answer was amazing

  • juror seven esq.
    June 26, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    The second hour isn’t starting very well. Technical difficulties. Here’s a bigger problem, Racheal Madcow and that clown from CNN (?). Seems like in the first hour the moderators keep going to Warren like she is the torch bearer. 10:07, she’s going the teary eyed guns are bad.

  • juror seven esq.
    June 26, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Send medical people to the boarder. They all agree that it is necessary. Call up the guard and reserve medical units and send them to the boarder. What a moment the Dems. in congress won’t allow it to happen. In all honesty the hospitals and many of the doctors etc. don’t want to see this.

  • juror seven esq.
    June 26, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Every time they show Castro I immediately picture him as a B list actor playing a villain in a Charlie Chan movie.

  • Mom
    June 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Julian Castro needs to take a bio class. What an idiot.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    June 26, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    When is the MSM or even Howie Carr going to pick up on Lizzie Warren’s slight autism? This lady has Asperger’s.

  • True American Eric
    June 26, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    I wonder if they’ll ask hard hitting questions of the candidates like they do at the Republican debates. I don’t need to know how a candidate will address climate change. I need to know if a candidate has directly communicated with God, and if God is willing to endorse them PUBLICLY. They better ask about that! I bet they won’t have the balls to ask about Peter Strzok’s relationship Putin’s cousin, Dmitri. I’ll bet not one of them has a plan on how to use the leftover bodies of migrant children. We could probably use them to build the wall that’s definitely getting built! Typical libs!!1

  • Tim Matheson
    June 26, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Anyone else hear that echo?

  • MAGA
    June 26, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Fuck all of em. Let’s drown some more spick kids at the border. MAGA.

    • Y
      June 26, 2019 at 11:59 pm

      You don’t fool anyone. We know you’re a Democrat trying, unsuccessfully, to make Trump supporters look bad.
      Fuck off, or off you fuck.

      • MAGA
        June 27, 2019 at 6:42 am

        WE GOT A LIB HERE FOLKS! Y is a triggered lib!!! Ten bucks says you were in tears when you saw that photo. Waaaahhhh some spicks died. WAAAAHHHHHH!

  • Im a have me a beer.
    June 26, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Didn’t need no welfare, state every body pulled there weight, mister hidden goverment if we elect a Democrat can you find a Lee harvey again.

    • edith bunker
      July 2, 2019 at 9:24 pm

      Those were the DAYS!

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    June 26, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Uncle Turtleboy, it is as I suspected, you are fucking retarded if you vote for this absolute piece of shit

    • Yer Mom
      July 2, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      In this race, you are going to have to be a bit more specific……

  • hartf811
    Hartford
    June 26, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Democrats never tire of giving layabouts (and the whole new victim class) free stuff until the money runs out. Like the Kennedy Criminal Enterprise, its is always Other Peoples Money (OPM) not theirs.
    Lets see what this group from the island of broken toys think up to give away tonight.
    Reparations for slavery? Not until I own slaves for 50 years will I pay for them. And only then the cost would have to be reduced by cost of the then 110 years of the War on Poverty programs like welfare and foodstamps. Loose math tells me Bootlips OWE me money. I’ll donate my refund to doing what Lincoln wanted to do…..ship them back to Liberia! Buh Bye!

  • lisa flood
    June 26, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    as much as I hate that f****** see u n T if you’re right I will vote for her. but if you screw me turtle ? and she somehow makes it? I will make your life miserable. cuz there ain’t no way I want that woman in the White House, just kidding I wouldn’t take that chance love you turtle

  • SMH
    Make me a better offer
    June 26, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Bernie has already bought my vote with the free college education for everyone! Warren’s free childcare is a much smaller offer, and DCF already provides that and more.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    June 26, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    At one point Lizzie was all for going after the big banks. If for some reason she got elected, not by my vote, it would be something that actually needs doing. Just not as high a priority on my list of things – things that democrats will never do. Now she and all the other former democrats have gone full retard leftist.

    • Evil Suit
      June 26, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Unbeknownst to most is the fact that she worked closely with banks to draft legislation that would force retirement accounts into fee-only arrangements. This was under the guise that commission-based accounts were an inherent conflict of interest. Preparing for the change in laws was a windfall for the banks as assets were steered into fee-based accounts and resulted in record profits for wealth managers. Eliminate choice, increase cost, cha-ching!

  • Dr. Jerome Adams
    June 26, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Getting airtime is going to be an uphill battle for Senator Warren. We’ve observed a spike in seizures among epileptics following broadcasts showing her bobbling head. We are exploring several options such as blurring out her head when it bobbles or making viewer warnings mandatory.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    June 26, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    The Jacoby article in the Globe today is worth a read and sums up the state of affairs perfectly. A guy freaks out in a Brookline fitness club because 1 of the 8 tvs is showing Fox news. What do they call a guy like that in Brookline? A hero i suppose.

  • Said Everyone
    June 26, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Liz is a cunt

    • power fucking shitposter
      June 26, 2019 at 7:03 pm

      I’m hoping she goes bra less tonight and they turn the A/C way up.
      If
      you
      have
      nipple
      piercings
      then you have
      absolutely no excuse
      for misplacing your car keys

      • True Reality Speaks
        Don't You have Chores To Do?
        June 26, 2019 at 7:30 pm

        You spelled 6th grade expert Fortnite sniper wrong.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    June 26, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Definitely voting for Liz for the same reason. MAGA!!

  • Daniel Crowell
    LANCE BOLT
    June 26, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    I can’t imagine how much it’s going to stink in there when Lizzie the liar starts ripping off beer farts. Yuk !!!

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 26, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Tulsi Gabbard was in a spoon fight and everyone else had forks.

  • Mom’s Basement
    June 26, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    I’m pretty sure that Bernie is my guy but whoever commits to the highest amount of universal basic income gets my vote. Some kind of tax credit thrown in for living living at home therefore not contributing to the housing shortage would be nice. Reparations for those who were steered into attending college but didn’t graduate are a no brained.

    • Mom’s Basement
      June 26, 2019 at 2:02 pm

      *no brainer. Sorry I’d just woken up and was still groggy.

      • hartf811
        F*U
        June 26, 2019 at 6:59 pm

        No Job?

      • Curly Howard
        June 26, 2019 at 7:00 pm

        No brained? I resemble that remark! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

  • WeRFucked
    June 26, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Search Tulsi Gabbard bikini.

    Wood! & WOULD.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      June 26, 2019 at 2:51 pm

      giggity!!

    • studly studman
      June 26, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      check out her face, looks like she played goalie for the dart team.

  • Have me some tulsi
    June 26, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    “The only interesting candidate worth watching is Tulsi Gabbard, who will likely be torn to shreds for being too normal.”

    This woman will be the first female president, maybe 2024 or 2028. I don’t agree with most of her politics, but she is actually a democrat that says what she means and means what she says. She will win this debate tonight. Plus if she plastered on enough makeup, I WOULD.

    • Telsi Smells Like Low Tide
      June 26, 2019 at 10:04 pm

      Telsi is a chicken hawk CUNT who is brainless.

  • PoCUNTass
    June 26, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    I will easily win tonight or I am not a true Indian Warrior

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 26, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Limerick of the hour…..

    My name is Big Dick and I’m Scratchy
    My political knowledge is patchy
    But come the election
    I know my selection –
    Don’t vote for the fucking Apache!!

    Dick Scratcher, aged 51. Part Welsh, part Cherokee, par golfer.

  • What A Shame
    June 26, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    What a pack of assholes. What happened to this country? I was watching a show on ultra liberal HBO called The Cold Blue about bomber crews in WW2. These men most who are dead now have been dishonored by these politicians. Anyone who wears or has worn a uniform is insulted by anyone who votes for these douchebags. Wake up people

    • hartf811
      Hartford
      June 26, 2019 at 7:00 pm

      Didn’t Bill Murray kill all the Gofers?

  • Travis Rearick
    Tulsi
    June 26, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    would

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevins9iron
    June 26, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    No so sure about voting for Warren. Bernie is the one that needs to win over Biden and the one that Trump will absolutely destroy.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 26, 2019 at 12:10 pm

      Kind of agree. The liberal left will viciously support the thought of having the 1st woman POTUS, whereas Bernie will be considered just another straight, white male.

      • bigdaddy
        bigdaddy
        June 26, 2019 at 12:32 pm

        I have to agree with that. after 2016 the democrats and the media ( same thing) will be even more fanatical about getting that women president even if it is some one as batshit crazy as Liawatha

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    June 26, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    It will be a dozen clowns trying to promise more free shit than any one else and screaming how they hate Trump the most

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