10:43 – Thanks for following tonight folks. Like I said, the winners were Williamson and Warren, and the loser is Bernie. This is the beginning of the end of his campaign, and the beginning of the rise of her’s. Vote for Pocahontas if you’re an independent who wants Trump to win. See ya tomorrow night for Round 2.
10:42 – Left wingers like Bernie are so used to calling people they disagree with racist, sexist, AND homophobic. I get why they’d wrongly call Trump a racist, but name one thing he’s ever done that’s remotely homophobic. Just one. They literally just make shit up as they go along and lump in all the phobias together.
10:40 – Pocahontas – “I wanted to become a school teacher.” Yea, but then she realized that being a school teacher is a full time job and doesn’t pay that much. Why do that when you can teach one class at Boston College and make $400,000 a year? What an absolute fraud.
10:39 – Good Lord, Mayor Pete is whining about how bad the economy is. Bruh, it’s the lowest unemployment rate of my lifetime. You can’t just make shit up. We got Google and shit now.
10:38 – Beto keeps saying he’s going to win the 38 electoral votes in Texas. He lost by 5 points to the most unpopular Senator in the country in that state. But yea, he’s gonna beat Trump there.
10:36 – Amy Klobuchar isn’t going to win the nomination and Trump is going to win her state and New Hampshire. Every other state will remain the same.
10:30 – The “winners” of tonight’s debates are Marianne Williamson and Elizabeth Warren, both of who will rise in the polls. The loser is Bernie, who looks ridiculous. Everyone else continues to be irrelevant. By “winner” I don’t mean that they did anything particularly good. It just means they pandered the most and got the most applause.
10:25 – Jake Tapper is right to ask about Bernie’s age. He and Biden are extremely old and look and act like it. Trump is hopped up on adderrall and tanning beds, and has the energy of a college freshman. If you want to beat him you need to match his energy, or else you’ll end up like Jeb Bush.
10:18 – John Hickenlooper doesn’t want to withdraw American forces from Afghanistan because it’s a humanitarian issue. Fuck off you war mongering douche.
10:16 – Donald Trump has avoided several foreign conflicts, and for the first time in my adult life I don’t have to worry about my friends being deployed to fight in some third world shithole. Every democrat so far questioned about foreign policy has basically had to admit that Trump has done a fantastic job in this regard.
10:12 – Just realized this shitshow is going for 3 hours. God save us all.
10:10 – These idiots want me to pay for free tuition so a bunch of dumbass 18 year olds can be brainwashed by radical leftists. Nah.
10:04 – Pocahontas wants universal Pre-K, daycare, college, etc. Don’t be fooled, all this means is she wants the government to take care of your crotch fruits, and mold them as they see fit, from the moment they are born. The real solution is creating wealth in this country, via a healthy economy, so that parents can either afford to pay for childcare, or afford to have one parent working and the other at home.
10:02 – Mayor Pete “Scripture says that we have to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour.” HAHAHHAHAHAHA!! You can’t make this shit up.
9:59 – This will be the moment in the debate that everyone in the media will be talking about tomorrow. Pocahontas promised an absurd, taxpayer funded giveaway, and yelled at a bald guy who said this wasn’t a plausible idea. The media will prop this up as the defining moment of the debate, which is why she will win the nomination.
Warren Zings Delaney: Why Run For President Just To ‘Talk About What We Really Can’t Do And Shouldn’t Fight For’ https://t.co/vc57VxbTCZ
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) July 31, 2019
9:55 – If I were running a debate there would be a gong. And the gong would ring every time a candidate started off by telling an anecdote, or a question was asked about something as boring as trade. No one gives a shit about trade. Just talk about racism. That’s all anyone cares about.
9:50 – Thank God for Don Lemon. I hope they never stop talking about reparations. Video update.
9:47 – Marianne Williamson’s appeal has completely warn off. She was funny when she was talking about meeting Trump on the battlefield of love. Now she’s talking about spending $100 billion in reparations. Hard pass.
9:46 – God I hope democrats run on a platform of reparations. This is easily the most unpopular thing they could possibly run on. The idea that I owe Will Smith’s kid’s money because my ancestors came here from Ireland is absolute madness.
9:45 – Beto just promised reparations to black people and the audience cheered. This is the democratic party.
9:44 – Amy Klobuchar wouldn’t last five minutes in Baltimore. It’s pinnacle elitist white privilege to say that Baltimore doesn’t have a rat problem when she’s never even been there.
9:43 – Mayor Pete – “If you walk into a waiting room and you are black you are less likely to get healthcare.” They’re just making shit up at this point. Mayor Pete realized that being an adult will get him nowhere in this party. He has to make shit up.
9:41 – Elizabeth Warren just promised billions of dollars in free shit to black people. This is the definition of pandering. It’s also why she’s going to win the nomination.
9:39 – Trump didn’t say send her back about Omar because she’s a woman of color. He said she could go back, fix her shitty country, and then let us know how to fix our’s. God I hope they try to make that dreadful woman the face of their party.
9:37 – Race in America is the topic. This will be good.
9:32 – I know I’ve said this a couple times already in this blog, but people like Hickenlooper, Bullock, and Ryan would be a serious threat to President Trump. They know exactly how to appeal to blue collar people in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Michigan, and those are the people who will control the election. Bernie and Pocahontas cannot do that. Sadly for the democrats the people who can actually beat Trump have no shot of getting to Trump.
9:30 – It’s pretty clear from the eye rolls from other candidates tonight that they’re all sick of Bernie Sanders act. The jig is up. He is so full of shit and they all know it.
9:29 – Bernie Sanders – “I’m sick of democrats who are afraid of big ideas.” He’s about to blow a gasket because there’s too many adults in the room tonight.
9:27 – Genuinely disappointed that we’re an hour and a half into this and no one has brought up the critical issue of taxpayer funded abortions for transgender illegal immigrants.
9:25 – These people act like climate change is going to kill us all. It’s such nonsense. Not a single person up there actually loses any sleep over climate change.
9:20 – Bernie, just like many others, wants to “cancel” student debt. But the banks will need to be repaid, and the government will write the check for it. “Cancel student debt” means that taxpayers cover the gender studies degrees for Hampshire College graduates. It’s such horse shit.
9:18 – Again, John Delaney says adult stuff about not promising free giveaways. Pocahontas responds by virtue signaling about how people like him shouldn’t run for President. Easily the biggest applause of the night. This is why she’s going to win the nomination.
9:16 – Elizabeth Warren – “I took on a popular Republican Senator and beat him.” Bragging about winning as a democrat in Massachusetts is the least impressive thing you can possibly brag about.
9:13 – Again, Hickenlooper is an adult. Calls out Bernie for waving his hands around and yelling about free shit. There’s a reason no one has heard of him before, and why he’s polling at less than 1%
9:06 – Halftime report. Winner of the debate so far – Donald Trump.
9:01 – I cannot wait until this one eventually runs for President. It’s gonna be so, so awesome.
Medicare for All is single-payer healthcare. That’s it. That’s the policy.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) July 31, 2019
9:00 – All this talk about school shootings reminds me, remember when David Hogg was a thing? Good times.
8:54 – Bullock, Delaney, Ryan, and Hickenlooper are by far the most sensible person on the stage tonight. There’s a reason none of them are polling at over 1%. Democrats have no use for people like this.
8:53 – Bernie said that we need to rebuild not only America, but Honduras and Guatemala. We have given Honduras over $300 million in the last two years. Source. What return have we gotten on that investment?
8:51 – Bernie just said that people who came here by walking 1,000 miles are by definition not criminals. That is by far the stupidest thing ever said on television.
8:49 – Pocahontas said she wants to decriminalize illegal border crossings. Her people know a thing or two about people invading their land.
8:44 – Here’s a question Jake Tapper should ask every candidate – would you choose to live in the West Side of Baltimore? If not, why not?
8:43 – Bernie said “damn,” he’s so hard core. What a bad ass.
8:42 – All Bernie Sanders does is yell about how awesome Canada is. If you’re over 25 and you’re still fooled by this conman you are a very, very stupid person.
8:40 – Marianne Williamson is by far the most entertaining presidential candidate in history. I could listen to her read me books or teach me about life virtues all day.
8:35 – Jake Tapper is killing the game right now. Total MVP. Literally just finding differences between candidates on issues and basically saying, “Hey, Beto was talking mad shit about your plan. Wudup wit dat?”
8:32 – “Mayor Pete, will you raise taxes on the middle class in order to fund Medicare for all?”
“Let me tell you about how awesome my heathcare plan is gonna be.”
These people are so full of shit.
8:30 – Whenever your solution is that the rich are going to pay for everything, it means you don’t have a solution. Rich people are rich because they can hire accountants to find every loophole possible. It’s juvenile and childish to believe that making them pay for everything will solve all our problems.
8:28 – Why is the bald guy from King of the Hill getting so much camera time?
8:26 – Imagine being so stupid and naive that you believed anything that Bernie Sanders says is real? Must be a dreadful existence.
8:24 – Pocahontas is going to be the candidate when it’s all said and done. And that my friends, is a great thing. Picture anyone in middle America listening to this horrible, shrill woman and being energized to vote. Beautiful thing.
8:23 – I’m on record for saying that Mayor Pete was the only adult in this race. First thing he does is echo AOC’s nonsense about the world ending in 12 years. A number that never seems to get smaller despite time passing by. So I was wrong again.
8:21 – Weird to see Beto speaking English at a debate.
8:19 – John Hickenlooper just said that he wasn’t here to offer everyone free shit. So that’s the end of his chances.
8:15 – Debate finally starts. Notice that one douchebag Tim Ryan either forgot to put his hand over his heart during the national anthem, or did it on purpose to try to get woke points. My bet is on the latter.
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102 Comment(s)
Trump is still Israel’s best dick sucker hopefully Tulsi warns Americans of those Jew wars,Jew diddlers,and Jew nazis. Israel needs to be nuked for 9/11.
The real winner is DJT. I’m glad there was some moderate shit but that won’t fly with the DNC.
2020
Mayor buttfuck had some fecal matter on his face during the entire debate. A little ass play before the debate to relax
Keep talking but don’t pretend to offended when we call out you MAGA scumbags for trash that you are.
Great comeback sodomite.
Delaney was the only adult in the room last night.
I’m waiting for the candidates to start crying during the debate like the people on CNN did after Trump told the truth about Baltimore. I remember when they looted and then burned the local CVS to the ground. Then they wonder why businesses do not want to open their doors there. It’s hard to make a profit with all of the theft.
Often large chains are forced to open in shitty neighborhoods. In order to get approved to open in location A they have to agree to also open in location B. If they don’t open in location B they are accused of redlining.
The CVS in Central Square, Cambridge has a homeless encampment outside it. When you go in there is a “greeter” standing at the end of every aisle sort of like a pass blocker to the dreck that go up to the cashiers anyway and start spouting insane stories so you can’t check out.
Someone asked me if I watched the debate last night?
My response?
“I’d rather force toothpicks under my fingernails”
Need some splaining please. My Entire life I have heard the democrats, especially woman scream ” Keep the Government Out Of My Health Care Decissions” . Watching this debate tonight and noticed the majority of debate was about health care and to my surprise, they were almost all unanimous about wanting the government to control all of our health care decisions. I am quite confused. Could somebody sprain this to me ?
Dems suffer from TDS and their only thought is Orange Man Bad, so they want anything he opposes and vice versa.
Rationality is a dust in the wind.
When speaking about #Reparations, why didn’t @BetoORourke talk about how his and his wife’s families owned slaves? #DemDebate
Anyone ever watch MSNBC? Joy Reid, Al Sharpton & friends talking about race nonstop. This debate reminds me of that. Keep bringing up Baltimore. How is that comment racist??
That Colorado guy can lick my hoop. Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!
I am a wealthy (thsnks wifey) 2 time FELON and I will deliver Texas.
How did AOC jump forward in time by a day? Her medicare comment says July 31, 2019. Today is the 30th. She has a time machine hidden between those Gary Busey choppers.
Marianne skipped the xanax tonight, she went straight for the adderall.
Da polls ssy I am in the lead just like the polls said hillary was in the lead.
How much will free healthcare costs once liz opens the borders.
It will be free silly. It’s right in the name FREE healthcare. That’s like asking how much a pound of feathers weighs.
We cant afford the bill presently so we will open to all Americans and illegal border jumpers.
Dumbass a lb is a lb is a lb but adding cost on exponentially will change the value of the equation.
When is dollar not worth a dollar ?when you print millions of them
Miss TB Liivveee tonight! Why are we wasting our time watching this dog and pony show? And, missing Uncle Turtle live!!
I wrote da dam bill. I will interrupt whenever I feel like and the moderators will comply.
Comrade Bernie isn’t getting fd again from being the democratic candidate.
Why is Marianne Williamson running? Actually, do any of these people on this stage think they stand a chance in hell of winning?
It’s highly lucrative. Bernie took $2 million of his donations and bought his own book. Voila! Now he’s a millionaire!
Rude fucks Bernie snd Warren going over time and interupting.
Geez…when you watch Mayor Pete on stage all you can think about is him having sex? You might have some things to work through.
You are a sick sodomite. America isnt broken enough to elect a sodomite.
How do you explain Bathhouse Barry? Or the Bush family? This country is run by pederasts and sodomites. Sad but true. Voting is a fools errand. Wheres that wall?
The United States elected a 3X married child rapist to the White House who dogged the draft. I think most will be okay with a squeaky clean gay guy who actually had the courage to serve his country.
Glory holes in bath houses isnt squeaky Clean . It is unnatural.
Not sure who was the bigger louganis. Obama or buttfuck but both are dirty sodomites
If he was raping a kid I’d help him push. MAGA
your dad fucks sheep and cows
I can offer the most! No, I can offer the most! Hold on, I can offer more. Everything for everyone!
You need us because you are beholden to us. VICTIMS EVERYWHERE!!!
Don’t forget “I hate Trump Waaaay more than you hate him. So I should be the Dem Nominee for President”. “Oh YEAH? I hate hime Waaaaay the FUCK more than you do”.
Lather Rinse Repeat…
Orange man bad
orange man bad bad
orange man bad bad bad
Hey turtleboy the debate started at 8 PM NOT 9PM!!
Just lost a reader. Cause of your aids infested site.
Bye Felicia.
I fisted your mom a few ties
You me my dad who dresses like my mom.you are a sicko mayor Pete.
It is starting off badly! Oh my God they have men with guns coming down the aisle! Should be a fun night.
How come druggie Beto isnt taking a knee.
He took two knees in a stall with Bathroom Booker…he gave him much glory.
He took two knees in a stall with Cory ‘Bathroom’ Booker…he gave him much glory.
When I hear the word racism I reach for my revolver.
You seem stable.
shut up faggot
Just shoot anybody that gets in your way.
No matter who wins, they won’t be as big a cunt as Boris Johnson.
*holds head in hands and sobs quietly*
I wouldn’t vote for any of those Soros/Obama DS puppets even if they were running for president of Gilligan’s Island!
I’d rather poor bleach in my eyes than watch that clusterfuck . . . .
Notice how they won’t ever put Liz in the same stage as Biden? That would just show how looney Liz really is….they won’t even put her at the big boys debate table cause they know she’d get crushed by moron Biden
Pocahontas… regurgitating Trump’s childish nicknames isn’t a good look.
liz warren is a complete fraud only a dumbass homosexual male like you would support this fucking screeching lunatic You stupid asshole.
I prefer Liawatha myself.
Free blowjobs for all will be promised by mayor buttfuck and marlrne willismson.
You’re a fucking scumbag. Also, your Cheeto Jesus raped a 13 year old girl at one of his pedo buddy Epstein’s parties. Add it to the long list of crimes for which he should rot in prison and die alone.
You are a sick cum guzzling aids infected puke with a bad temper.
Now go put on your ballet shoes and tu tu and sit by your television.
Well, you’re triggered. I really don’t get you MAGAts. You worship an elderly spray tanned kid fucker, then lose your shit when someone points it out. Why so angry? I assume you’re also a kid fucker because only a kid fucker would profess his undying devotion to a kid fucker. Just admit it.
Only homosexual dems like you fuck children. Dems force sodomy down the publics throat. If your sick behaviour was normal we wouldnt need pride parades
You are on the wrong site to fish.
Try a site you are more comfortable with like NAMBLA.
After listening to these clowns, even a never trumpet may vote for Trump! MAGA
you’re just jealous Trump fucks supermodels while you have to stick your dick in the Hanson Beauty Queen.
You hero pedophile Bill was at many Epstein parties and lezbo hillary destroyed evidence.
FACT: Bill Clinton was not named as Epstein’s codefendant in a child rape lawsuit. Donald Trump was.
Take another hit of acid.
Fact Bill Rapist Clinton flew on Epsteins jet to Democratic pedo islsnd 13 times.
I can verify for a fact that Bill Pedo Clinton was on the Epstein express to child rape island.
Hey Buddy, I hate to burst your bubble, but the dems last hope, the DNC lawsuit against Trump, Assange/Wikileaks and Russia, was just dismissed.
You probably missed that because you only watch main stream media, but here’s the court’s decision (below).
Trump barred Epstein from Mar A Lago as soon as he found out Epstein was a pedo. Try not to cry!
documentcloud.org/documents/6225696-DNC-Trump-7-30-19.html
I’m not giving up my gun. The next tax increase will mean I will not work my ass off to give up my hard work to be confiscated. If confiscated I will shoot everyone who thinks they can get away with that communist shit,
With the help of Kanye West, Candace Owens, etc., the American African community if finally waking-up.
The Democrats’ worst nightmare:
LOL! There are literally like a dozen black people on the MAGA train. There are around 45,000,000 African Americans in this country. “Walk Away” is just another right wing myth — a faux movement started by WHITE far right activists. Trump is a racist. He’s been proving that for a half century and continues to do so as recently as today. Want to bring more racial diversity to the Republican Party? Next time avoid the temptation to nominate a White Nationalist racist piece of shit to the White House. Until then…
Dems can keep them. Trump can ship them to Africa. Either way I don’t want these dindus agreeing with me. They can fuck of instead.
Hey look everyone — it’s one of those totally not racist Trump supporters here to remind us that absolutely no racism exists on the right and proving that the real racists are people on the left accusing people on the right of racism…or something.
hey soyboy gweggy go back to your tranny rights discussion group you fucken homo
I’ll bet you support pete buttifuck cause he likes it
in the ass also
You must rape little girls. No other explanation for why you would worship a scumbag who raped a 13 year old and get so defensive when someone points it out. I hope your daughter has a lock on her bedroom door, you sick fuck.
Tonight will be funny; none of them stand a chance.
Trump has flipped the script. He had been on the defensive over the border crisis. Trump is now exposing the Democrat run inner cities. The difference is the living conditions in inner cities are FAR worse than at the border facilities. . and these are American citizens.
And, of course, the truth is that the Border crisis is the Dems own fault by refusing to fund the wall, change the loopholes, etc.. Anyone paying attention knows that, but unfortunately many don’t.
They’re not going to be able to blame Trump for the democrat-run inner cities. That problem is all on them. And it’s now front and center
Four Democratic presidential contenders have accepted campaign contributions from lobbyists who represent foreign interests, according to a new report by the San Jose Mercury News.
Gov. Steve Bullock of Montana, former Colorado governor John Hickenlooper, former representative John Delaney of Maryland, and Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington have all accepted the contributions.
ORANGEMANBAD!
ORANGEMANBAD!!
ORANGEMANBAD!!!
After a long, hard day of not working, I’m watching “Live PD.”
you should break out your dragon and your 12″ black max as usual.
Buttcrack and Beto will apologize that they don’t have the balls to off themselves for being white.
Beto will break out in song, singing the Narcocorrido greatest hits.
Bernie won’t be asked about his statements about Baltimore.
The person asking the questions will ask the people in the bottom row who the fuck they are and do they have a lanyard with credentials proving they are legit.
Wonder if they’ll talk about Rev Al Sharpton?
Above video is Al pushing kilos of coke.
This video is Al calling for the deaths of cops.
Trump has forced the Dems to align w/this guy; brilliant.
RE: Baltimore, the clown-show continues.
I look at the heading, and I want to punch EVERY SINGLE ONEof them in the face, they’re so anti-American or just plain creepy… and that goes to the entire rest of the field. I’d also add Moo-chelle, as it’s rumored she’d fly in early next year to “save the day.”
ORANGEMANBAD
repeated for the length of the debate.
Trump is racist, 1% stole your money and are racist, Cops are bad and racist, Reparations , Free college ,healthcare and garunteed minimum income, Russia and get ready for this one-Joe Biden is a racist.Harris and Warren will get 90% of the questions and Williamson will suck her finger provocatively because she had one to many Xanax bars. Bernie will do his best Brooklyn pickle vendor impersonation having to butt in to get a chance to speak. There is your debate. Media already declared Harris as the winner and Obama will be the first to congratulate her by phone call.
The only thing I apologize for is that my ancestors freed their slaves.
What a beotch she is. Ditto on ancestor freeing slave, I even have access to a copy of the “release.”
I’m sure as fuck not going to apologize as my ancestors didn’t even live in the US until the 1930’s. So fuck them.
That’s one of the most pathetic videos I’ve ever seen. Apologizing and laying hands on some black dude (who probably has a felony record) whose great great great grandfather MIGHT have been a slave. Or maybe his ancestors moved to the US AFTER slavery, therefore they were not even involved in it.
What a roomful of idiotic, disgusting, misguided white people.
I’ll save you all the trouble of watching it. Here is a summary of each candidate’s statement:
I hate Trump
I can give away more free shit than my opponent
And I won’t put down Baltimore…free education…free medical care like Canada. Blah blah like the teacher in Charlie Brown.