Oh the irony! For a party notorious for prosecuting thought crimes and defending all the “feels”, they certainly attacked Bloomberg’s assertion that the government’s leftist policies forced banks to qualify unqualified people mortgages they couldn’t afford (2008). Warren (self-righteously) pointed out that it was minorities that suffered from the housing crisis the most — ergo, Bloomberg is a bigot.
The Judge has stopped drinking Calvados during this debates, two reasons why:
1. Go to Total Wine and Liquors (they’re all over mass like in Shrewsbury and Everett) and they have the best prices, Walmart of liquor basically. I buy their store brand moonshine (100 proof) peach and apple, then buy two bottles of sparkling apple and peach drink in a wine bottle. $40 tops. Mix them down with some ice. BE CAREFUL. You can drink these and wake up fully clothed on the couch realizing after you wake up your watched Maid in Manhattan before.
2. If you get drugs in the mail, do them. ESP during the debates. If you are not ready to do strange drugs you get in the mail, you are not prepared for the future. It’s like if you’re not printing 3d guns, selling crypto currency, and doing drugs you get in the mail you are not ready for the future.
3. This debate is gonna be right up there with a total fucking disaster. Earthquakes, volcano eruptions, the holocaust, Vietnam, Battle of Inchon in Korea, 9/11, every nuke melt down that ever happened, LA riots, chemical fires in the industrial section of town, etc.
Nit a decent candidate on that stage. Any candidate for President of the United States that starts speaking Spanish during a debate should be immediately removed from the country
My supporters don’t know how I became a millionaire. Well, I took their donations and bought a million dollars of my own book! That’s how you convert useless campaign donations to shit I can actually spend on myself.
I’m a senile old Jew who wants to bankrupt the country and open the borders to any filthy subhuman who wants to come in
Mean while I’ll confiscate the white mans guns
Plus I’ve stolen millions while in politics
Amy Klobuchar: I have breasts and a vagina. Vote for me or I’ll throw a stapler at your fucking head. And if this twink next to me questions my voting record one more time, I’m going to kick his pansy ass.
Mike Bloomberg: Why am I even here with these lunatics? I’m too rich to put up with this bullshit. I can’t believe I’m losing to a Communist, a fake Native American Indian, a small town mayor, an Alzheimer’s patient, and a psycho from the Land of Lakes.
Mayor Pete: I am the unifying candidate who can pull the country together, but I’ll still support divisive special preferences for minorities. It’s either me or a Commie like Bernie, or Sleepy Joe and the status quo. Your choice.
Pocahontas: I’m a fighter. I’ve always been a fighter. I’ve had to fight my whole life. I’ll continue to fight, for something, not sure what, but rest assured I’ll keep fighting. Because I’m a fighter.
Sleepy Joe: I was Barack Obama’s VP. All you black people better vote for me. Cuz I stood up to Corn Pop. If you think Congress is fucked up and dysfunctional, just remember that I served there for over 40 years.
Bernie: Billionaires should not exist. Fuck capitalism. I’m going to re-make America in the image of Venezuela, where the government owns and controls everything and everyone is equally miserable. Look at this fucker Bloomberg. This is what happens when you work hard, instead of leeching off the taxpayer your whole career, like me.
I don’t understand how Buttgig got into the Navy. He got a “direct commission” which means once you take the oath you’re an officer without the hassle of ROTC and bootcamp and all of that shit. BUT this type of commission is meant for doctors, nurses, and lawyers who are hard to recruit. So what the fuck is Buttgig’s specialty?
Its called a political resume enhancer. He was nowhere near the battlefield and essentially was an uber driver for top commanders and then hid in a bunker doing spreadsheet analysis.he never missed a holiday from home and really didnt need to write a if you are reading this I am gone letter.
He is a phony and fraud just like Obama. He also isnt reasonable and has not truely been vetted about his stances on open borders healthcare etc
Buttfuck is all theoretical and has no real world experience to speak of. He failed as a mayor and pretty much was a part time mayor at best.black violent crime triples and black poverty doubled under his watch. Buttfuck is a complete fraud who things giving blowjobs with a smile qualifies him as presidential timbet.
Intel, supposedly. Back in the day, these cats (doctors, lawyers, nurses) went through Officer Indoctrination School (OIS) in Newport, RI. Presumably Pistol Pete might have done something akin to that?
But like another poster intimated, undoubtedly Pete was in there to pull a John Forbes Kerry.
One candidate doesnt know the president of a neighboring country, one candidate doesnt know her own heritage, Gay Mayor Pete doesnt know about vagina, wtf do these clowns know? They know they have no chance against the best sitting president this great country has ever seen. God bless our troops and law enforcement.
I’ll let you in on a secret. The Left is accomplishing that as we speak while we pay each other on the back and claim we’re winning. The circle jerk needs to end and we need to wake the fuck up
The dreamers are our future.
They will reduce the deficit by 158 million. How by taki g everything from the evil whiteman who will pay for their free healthcare ebt section 8 etc. Didnt even mention the cost of crime.
Just thinking
What a hideous nasty old cunt Warren is
Hoping she gets robbed in the middle of the night by an illegal alien or a spade that she loves so much
Her husband looks like a queer
Any Klobschar
Jesus what an ugly cunt
No wonder she has only been fucked by a handful of lawn jockeys
Fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down the Callahan tunnel
I watched the first hour. Bloomberg was surprisingly defensive. But he knows few are watching, and that more will watch and obey his ads in the weeks to come. He also knows that most of the other candidates on the stage will not be around for long. He has overwhelming dollars that buy him perpetual staying power. He’s just waiting for them to disappear.
Jesus H. Christ !
What a gaggle of assholes !
I’m LOVING it !
Watching these asshats eat each other is priceless! Priceless!!
Bloomberg is as exciting as a bucket of saltpeter.
Warren is getting her headdress all in a bunch.
Sanders is just a crazy Commie.
Biden? You awake, Joe?
Mayor Pete is a smarmy little fuck.
Klobuchar is the only seemingly normal one, but what’s up with her shaking?
Squaw spreading bull came out swinging and butt in and attacked Bloomberg right away and called him racist, sexist, no better than trump….then says she will support him if he is the nominee..:.. wow she has a lot of integrity….NOT. She is a fraud.
Bloomberg has the charisma of a blank piece of paper.
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Oh the irony! For a party notorious for prosecuting thought crimes and defending all the “feels”, they certainly attacked Bloomberg’s assertion that the government’s leftist policies forced banks to qualify unqualified people mortgages they couldn’t afford (2008). Warren (self-righteously) pointed out that it was minorities that suffered from the housing crisis the most — ergo, Bloomberg is a bigot.
They eat their own.
MAGA 2020
Get Fucked,
Finn
I vote for Finn
Everyone can get fucked!
The Judge has stopped drinking Calvados during this debates, two reasons why:
1. Go to Total Wine and Liquors (they’re all over mass like in Shrewsbury and Everett) and they have the best prices, Walmart of liquor basically. I buy their store brand moonshine (100 proof) peach and apple, then buy two bottles of sparkling apple and peach drink in a wine bottle. $40 tops. Mix them down with some ice. BE CAREFUL. You can drink these and wake up fully clothed on the couch realizing after you wake up your watched Maid in Manhattan before.
2. If you get drugs in the mail, do them. ESP during the debates. If you are not ready to do strange drugs you get in the mail, you are not prepared for the future. It’s like if you’re not printing 3d guns, selling crypto currency, and doing drugs you get in the mail you are not ready for the future.
3. This debate is gonna be right up there with a total fucking disaster. Earthquakes, volcano eruptions, the holocaust, Vietnam, Battle of Inchon in Korea, 9/11, every nuke melt down that ever happened, LA riots, chemical fires in the industrial section of town, etc.
I don’t care what anyone says I’m the ugliest nastiest cunt in this race hands down
Nit a decent candidate on that stage. Any candidate for President of the United States that starts speaking Spanish during a debate should be immediately removed from the country
My supporters don’t know how I became a millionaire. Well, I took their donations and bought a million dollars of my own book! That’s how you convert useless campaign donations to shit I can actually spend on myself.
I’m a senile old Jew who wants to bankrupt the country and open the borders to any filthy subhuman who wants to come in
Mean while I’ll confiscate the white mans guns
Plus I’ve stolen millions while in politics
My snatch smells like the Chelsea river at low tide
Thats because you forgot the name of the mexican who gave you a dirty sanchez.
I don’t have a racist bone in my body
I love nothing better than sucking huge sweaty black dicks
Democratic Debate closing statements for dummies:
Amy Klobuchar: I have breasts and a vagina. Vote for me or I’ll throw a stapler at your fucking head. And if this twink next to me questions my voting record one more time, I’m going to kick his pansy ass.
Mike Bloomberg: Why am I even here with these lunatics? I’m too rich to put up with this bullshit. I can’t believe I’m losing to a Communist, a fake Native American Indian, a small town mayor, an Alzheimer’s patient, and a psycho from the Land of Lakes.
Mayor Pete: I am the unifying candidate who can pull the country together, but I’ll still support divisive special preferences for minorities. It’s either me or a Commie like Bernie, or Sleepy Joe and the status quo. Your choice.
Pocahontas: I’m a fighter. I’ve always been a fighter. I’ve had to fight my whole life. I’ll continue to fight, for something, not sure what, but rest assured I’ll keep fighting. Because I’m a fighter.
Sleepy Joe: I was Barack Obama’s VP. All you black people better vote for me. Cuz I stood up to Corn Pop. If you think Congress is fucked up and dysfunctional, just remember that I served there for over 40 years.
Bernie: Billionaires should not exist. Fuck capitalism. I’m going to re-make America in the image of Venezuela, where the government owns and controls everything and everyone is equally miserable. Look at this fucker Bloomberg. This is what happens when you work hard, instead of leeching off the taxpayer your whole career, like me.
Excellent analysis sir
But TB “doesn’t really like to talk about politics.”
“It’s discreet, like a stripper pole in a mosque.”
I don’t understand how Buttgig got into the Navy. He got a “direct commission” which means once you take the oath you’re an officer without the hassle of ROTC and bootcamp and all of that shit. BUT this type of commission is meant for doctors, nurses, and lawyers who are hard to recruit. So what the fuck is Buttgig’s specialty?
Ummmm I’m gay. Duhhhhhh
Its called a political resume enhancer. He was nowhere near the battlefield and essentially was an uber driver for top commanders and then hid in a bunker doing spreadsheet analysis.he never missed a holiday from home and really didnt need to write a if you are reading this I am gone letter.
He is a phony and fraud just like Obama. He also isnt reasonable and has not truely been vetted about his stances on open borders healthcare etc
Buttfuck is all theoretical and has no real world experience to speak of. He failed as a mayor and pretty much was a part time mayor at best.black violent crime triples and black poverty doubled under his watch. Buttfuck is a complete fraud who things giving blowjobs with a smile qualifies him as presidential timbet.
Intel, supposedly. Back in the day, these cats (doctors, lawyers, nurses) went through Officer Indoctrination School (OIS) in Newport, RI. Presumably Pistol Pete might have done something akin to that?
But like another poster intimated, undoubtedly Pete was in there to pull a John Forbes Kerry.
His specialty?
Pillow-bite Spec.Tech.
Win I did.
A brook Trout in every pan.
A bottle of Fireball Whiskey in every pantry.
How Dare You!
One candidate doesnt know the president of a neighboring country, one candidate doesnt know her own heritage, Gay Mayor Pete doesnt know about vagina, wtf do these clowns know? They know they have no chance against the best sitting president this great country has ever seen. God bless our troops and law enforcement.
Knowing the President of Mexico is useless information. The cartels run Mexico, not the President.
Love how Bloomberg called women DUMPSTERSLUT LESBIAN FUPASLOTHS! Let him write TB headlines!
Just one minute. We’ve been stuck before by a fast talking paleface.
I just dropped a fudge dragon……………..
Sanders,Bloomberg,klobuchar, and they say hitler was evil bullshit.
Can I order a turkey club please?
Now what were we talking about again?
Can you order me the Indian pudding and a side of corn Joe?
I mean Maze..Thats what us Cherokees call it….
maize
The clear winner tonight was President Trump. What a pack of fools.
Their plan for America is to destroy the economy and open the borders.
I’ll let you in on a secret. The Left is accomplishing that as we speak while we pay each other on the back and claim we’re winning. The circle jerk needs to end and we need to wake the fuck up
Every candidate up on that stage right now is crazier than a shit house rat!
The dreamers are our future.
They will reduce the deficit by 158 million. How by taki g everything from the evil whiteman who will pay for their free healthcare ebt section 8 etc. Didnt even mention the cost of crime.
Klobechar is a moron.
Just thinking
What a hideous nasty old cunt Warren is
Hoping she gets robbed in the middle of the night by an illegal alien or a spade that she loves so much
Her husband looks like a queer
Any Klobschar
Jesus what an ugly cunt
No wonder she has only been fucked by a handful of lawn jockeys
Fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down the Callahan tunnel
Or an Antelope carcass down the Ted Williams Tunnel.
She’s Jewish and looks like the joker with no makeup. When did you ever hear” there’s a good looking Jew” exactly never.
I think Harrison Ford looks good.
The Pototaoe N i g g e r side of him fixed up what would have normally gone wrong physically.
Mentally, he’s just another liberal cocksucker Jew.
I love to suck and take up the ass the biggest negroe cocks you’ve ever seen while my queer husband beats off watching me
God bless the lgbt movement
Bloomberg wants blacks in ovens.
The rest of them, including Trump, want to give them jobs.
Best line of the night Bloomberg.
Socialism doesnt work.
I watched the first hour. Bloomberg was surprisingly defensive. But he knows few are watching, and that more will watch and obey his ads in the weeks to come. He also knows that most of the other candidates on the stage will not be around for long. He has overwhelming dollars that buy him perpetual staying power. He’s just waiting for them to disappear.
Latino latino latina and black great
Productive white man bad very bad.
I will save million and billions and millions of billions dollars
Amy you are intellectually inferior to anyone on this stage.
The president herself can do this so frac you mayor buttfuck
Does crazy Joe solar Biden forget Solyndra. Obama bent the taxpayers over for trillions on that one.
Boo hoo hoo I am a victim. I dont remember the name of a third world shit holes president.
Whats the big deal.
Jesus H. Christ !
What a gaggle of assholes !
I’m LOVING it !
Watching these asshats eat each other is priceless! Priceless!!
Bloomberg is as exciting as a bucket of saltpeter.
Warren is getting her headdress all in a bunch.
Sanders is just a crazy Commie.
Biden? You awake, Joe?
Mayor Pete is a smarmy little fuck.
Klobuchar is the only seemingly normal one, but what’s up with her shaking?
Amy Klobachar is Susan Collins 20 years ago.
A brook Trout in every pan.
A bottle of Fireball Whiskey in every pantry.
Crazy Joe Biden wants transparency great lets talk about your drug addict son and Burisma holdings
He was talking about women’s clothing…
Chief warren climbing up Bloombergs ass and spitting out shit.
Mayor transparent buttfuck release your aids and syphilis information now.
Squaw spreading bull came out swinging and butt in and attacked Bloomberg right away and called him racist, sexist, no better than trump….then says she will support him if he is the nominee..:.. wow she has a lot of integrity….NOT. She is a fraud.
Bloomberg has the charisma of a blank piece of paper.
Biden doesn’t know where he is.
Bernie is a commie.
Amy is a hag that eats salads with forks.
Pete is a fanook.
NONE of them have a chance.
Amy eats salads with combs.
Wut a cunt
?