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Dianne Williamson Destroys The Protesters Again, So What Time Does The Hippie Telegram Boycott Start?

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The Telgram and Gazette employs two primary columnists – Spanky McFarlane and Dianne Williamson. One of them has common sense, the other is named Clive. And like Dianne, Turtleboy Sports believes in common sense. Naturally the psychopaths who have been protesting and holding our city hostage for months don’t like that we’re being so truthful, so they’ve created an assortment of fakes social media accounts, trolled the comments, and even began the least successful boycott in the history of mankind.

But my question is – why are they picking on us? Because we’re hardly the only people who say this stuff. Janice Harvey basically said a cleaned up version of what we’ve been saying about these dolts, and she was crucified for it by the Circlejerk and her moron principal Lisa Dyer.

Meanwhile Dianne Williamson seems to be getting a free pass from these hippies. Her last few columns have been so spot on that many are starting to believe that she is in fact Turtleboy. So where’s the hippie boycott of the Telegram? Where’s the Spanky McFarlane column calling her a racist? Not that I think it’s warranted, it’s just incredibly hypocritical and once again shows the fraudulence of these local boobs.

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Check out some of the things she wrote today that are straight out of the Turtleboy playbook:

“Bob (RBG), I think I speak for most city residents in noting that we haven’t the slightest inclination to set you aflame. This is Worcester, after all, not Castle Black from “Game of Thrones.” Basically — and I know this might sound disappointingly pedestrian — we just want you to stay off the street and stop blocking traffic.”

See that bolded part? That’s all any sensible person wants to see. We just don’t wanna be held hostage by these dingleberries. I say that and we get a boycott.

“That wish may underwhelm the members of Communities United Collective, which organized the rally and boasts the busy agenda of combating “racism, sexism, classism, homophobia, transphobia (I had to look that one up)”

You don’t know what “transphobia” is? That sounds pretty bigoted. After all, it’s your job to stay up to date on the latest word that these geniuses have attached “phobia” to.

After that Dianne basically reiterates everything we’ve said from the beginning. Free speech is OK as long as it doesn’t infringe upon the rights of others. None of you naniburgers went to jail or even got arrested, yet you claim to all be Martin Luther King Jr. incarnate. Then she threw this gem in there:

“So what are they complaining about? I’d call it a millennial thing, a spoiled reaction from the generation of entitled wimps, except that half of the protesters are a bit long in the tooth for that designation. “

See that right there? If that was on Turtleboy Sports it would be called hate speech. Because it’s brutally honest. The college kids involved in this are spoiled morons living off of Daddy’s trust fund. They are entitled wimps (hateful, mean word!!). But Kevin Ksen is pushing 50 and Gordon Davis started his political activism when he was campaigning for Rutherford B. Hayes. And as she’s insinuating here, these older protesters have no excuse for being the losers that they are.

That’s when she started talking to my boy Nicholas Choquette – AKA McCreamy – about his “End White Supremacy” sign

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One young man was holding a sign that read, “End White Supremacy.” I asked what brought him to the rally. He blinked languidly. 

“I get a little bit bored with vultures,” he said, meaning the media. When pressed, he said he’s read “articles on your website that are inflammatory toward this movement.” 

“You mean you don’t agree with them?” 

“That’s right,'” he replied. “How many people in the media know what white supremacy means?”

Yea Dianne, don’t you know that this kid who just graduated from High School and lives in Princeton knows more about white supremacy than you do? He should know. Ever since graduating from his nearly all-white high school he started hanging out with these black folks in Worcester. Now he’s an expert on all things race related.

He’s also noticed that the Telegram and Gazette has published some of your columns that make his protester friends look like McMorons. Although let’s be honest – they do that just be existing. Look at the back and forth him and Dianne just had. He admits in plain English that if you don’t agree with his hilariously stupid world view then your speech is “inflammatory.”

So seriously hippies – what’s the difference? Why are you picking on Turtleboy and not the Telegram? How are our articles any different from Dianne’s? What time does the boycott of the Telegram’s advertisers start? Turtleboy awaits your response.

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21 Comment(s)
  • white guilt too stronk
    April 16, 2015 at 6:54 pm

    Well look here, Princeton’s soft lily fellow skipped Gymnastics practice, (the humanity I know) to come on down to old, mayor Jim Crow’s haunted Worcester hills, where in the modern day, many reckless minorities lose their civil liberties daily. After having a 6 course meal he decided to come down and hold a sign denoting the very thing everyone stands for…(sarcasm)

    Maybe this will get him some street cred, may even a kiss from a “woman of color” that would be sweet.

  • Frogshit
    April 16, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    I’ll admit here, in print, that I have always admired Dianne’s writing. That said, I don’t always agree with her but at least she has some skills.
    Her past two entries on these knuckleheads have been superb! It is now my hope that her wacky co-worker, Spany McFarlane, has the balls to go toe-to-toe with her so that we can all be witness to him making a complete ass out of himself by pickng her writing apart. Now, being a bit wise, I’m betting that the new bosses over there at T&G land will squash that shit like a big giant stink bug but…. I can hope, can’t I?

  • Sam Burnside
    April 16, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    What? The Attorney General hasn’t shut them down yet?

    • JoeMomma
      April 16, 2015 at 12:44 pm

      Massachusetts has an Attorney General? Since when?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 16, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    Yaaaaaaaaaaa, The term Hippie is back!

    I don’t always agree with Dianne, but this article was a piece of beautifully woven tapestry!

    I too find it quite hilarious this white hippie from Princeton is standing there with an “end white supremacy” sign. How’s that white guilt working out for ya there; getting enough sleep, getting enough to eat honey? (in his mothers voice as she yells down the basement stairs)

    Really now , I hope they NEVER stop protesting because it’s like watching a train collision in slow motion. You know \it’s going to be painful for the folks involved and you know how it’s going to end, but you just don’t want to miss a second of the juicy action. Stay strong dirty hippies, all of Worcester county’s amusement depends upon your foolish, lame ass antics.

  • Sam Burnside
    April 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    What a perfectly pathetic movement they have going on.

  • JoeMomma
    April 16, 2015 at 11:44 am

    TB your not being fair when you call the local hippies boobs. Most people love boobs.

  • Areyouserious?
    April 16, 2015 at 11:28 am

    “The college kids involved in this are spoiled morons living off of Daddy’s trust fund. ”

    Could be mommy’s trust fund. Now you’re just being sexist.

  • Aidan Kearney
    Liar
    April 16, 2015 at 11:25 am

    “That’s all any sensible person wants to see. We just don’t wanna be held hostage by these dingleberries. I say that and we get a boycott. . . . After that Dianne basically reiterates everything we’ve said from the beginning. Free speech is OK as long as it doesn’t infringe upon the rights of others.”

    Hey dummy, anyone can search your archive. You’ve been digging up personal information on Sonya Conner since the City Hall protest that occurred at 1 a.m. and broke no laws.

    “Free speech is OK as long as it doesn’t infringe upon the rights of others. None of you naniburgers went to jail or even got arrested, yet you claim to all be Martin Luther King Jr. incarnate.”

    By the way doofus Martin Luther King got arrested because he broke the law, usually by staging protests that “infringed the rights of others” the same way. Can you write two sentences that make sense together. Serious question.

    • WormtownorBust
      April 16, 2015 at 11:35 am

      ^ McCreamy

      • Aidan Kearney
        Liar
        April 16, 2015 at 11:36 am

        Wow you caught me and proved me wrong.

        • WormtownorBust
          April 16, 2015 at 11:39 am

          I got mad skillz, biotch.

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 16, 2015 at 11:44 am

      Yes, MLK got arrested, and knew it would be a consequence of his actions. That can be the result of civil disobedience, Thoreau even says so in the book. King was willing to let that happen for his movement, for his cause.

      These individuals however want to talk it, but not walk it. They are beside themselves that there will be consequences for their actions.

      • Aidan Kearney
        Liar
        April 16, 2015 at 12:06 pm

        When King was sentenced to four months in jail he called his political allies and got released. These clowns don’t have a caused like King’s but it’s inaccurate to say they’re not emulating him. And for the love of Christ “Turtleboy” embarrasses himself every time he calls someone a “naniburger” for not facing consequences.

        • Aidan Kearney
          Liar
          April 16, 2015 at 4:32 pm

          lol, you know what you’re talking about and you get all down votes.

    • April 17, 2015 at 12:02 pm

      U are very confusing

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