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Dianne Williamson Hits The Bottle Early After Our Blog About Her, Tells Us That Our Kids Are Ashamed Of Us And We Are “Short Little Wimps No One Likes”

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Dianne Williamson is not happy about our farewell blog to her, in which we simply pointed out that her editors had been unfairly censoring her columns whenever she attempted to use Turtleboy as a source.

And boy did she let us know about it. She busted out all the stops. First she started with the name calling….

Then she played the “no one cares about Turtleboy anymore” card:

Followed by the “me and my friends are mad at you” card:

When that clearly was not working she did what arbiters of morals like her always do……

Oh snap!! She’s talking trash about Turtleboy Jr. and Turtle Princess now!! When they go low, we go high. And by “go high” we mean, tell you your children don’t love you.

Honestly Dianne, you might be prophetic. Right now they’re way too young to be ashamed of me. But down the line I’m willing to bet that I’ll make an inappropriate fart joke in public that will elicit a couple eye rolls during their formative years.

But wait, if Turtleboy is so irrelevant and nobody reads it, then why does she care?

I’m so confused right now. She quit her job because she didn’t like being censored. She’d been whining to us about it for years. Who gives a shit what their old boss thinks after they quit their job? Might wanna take it easy on the wine their Princess Di.

For whatever reason she seemed hellbent on standing up for her former hack editor Karen Webber, who routinely killed her columns when they didn’t tow the company line:

She has ethics and integrity?

Oops!

The irony here is not lost on the turtle. Dianne built her career off of smearing other people. Which is fine, because we do the same thing. The difference is that we handle criticism in stride. But when Dianne gets criticized she starts hitting the bottle and telling Clarence that his kids don’t love him.

She wasn’t done……

 

What a sad, pathetic end to her career. Too bad, we were thinking about hiring her. And unlike the Turtlegram we’d actually give her a raise once in a while if she was good at her job.

As wise ol’ Grandpa Turtleboy told me, these are the ramblings of a celebrated nobody. Good riddance Dianne.

33 Comment(s)
  • pro trump
    March 11, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    disgusting niggerlover slut

  • randiguy2006
    Randy
    March 11, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Well. She’s not wrong really.

  • Johnny Rocket
    March 11, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    Definatley full of herself. She just ruined what she claims is a stellar 30 year career by showing her true colors as being a hypocrite and liar. Seems the lefties have all shown their true colors in the last year or so as hypocrites and corrupt little narcissists when they don’t get their way.

    What’s ironic is that if they did their job as they should, they would all be making more money and have higher credibility ratings. But noooooo, they put their political ideology first instead of what is right and just. Typical socialist activists. Lol

  • Sloppy
    March 10, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    I would like to see follow-ups on this story periodically.
    Perhaps she can be confronted at the Worcester welfare office the 1st of every month when she goes to pick up her check for an impromptu interview to provide some updates from time to time…

  • Shane b
    March 10, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Dianne it’s Saturday night sure your passes out by now … I know you start drinking early on Saturday’s get help there meeting tomorrow night try make it 

  • They call me Ponch
    March 10, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Bump, bump, bump…….another one bites the dust.

  • Clive sucks
    March 10, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Now we wait for the demise O Clive

  • JCM
    March 10, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    I’m so glad that I stopped reading her years ago. Her writing was a waste of newsprint and ink. 

  • Joe Shmidlap
    March 10, 2018 at 11:57 am

    She’s a dike cunt

  • Cats on Parade
    March 10, 2018 at 11:17 am

    The Telegrams loss is our win!!!

    homeless cats of Worcester
    ^~^
    ( .)~

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    March 10, 2018 at 11:12 am

    I am still giggling at the fact that her words are biting her now. That was a funny read. Wise man once told me don’t write things down that could ever come back at you. #facks

    • z
      March 10, 2018 at 11:29 am

      Especially since nothing gets deleted on the internet.

      Let’s take the mask off and see who it is.
      Dianne Williamson!!!!

      I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.

      So said every sociopath to the Scooby-Doo team once they were caught

      • itsjustme
        Very true
        March 10, 2018 at 3:36 pm

        I tell my kids “say it forget it, write/post it regret it. The internet is forever.”

  • z
    March 10, 2018 at 11:11 am

    In the previous article, you portrayed her as “SLIGHTLY” sympathetic. Oh well, I guess that wasn’t true.

    “Looking for validation”? If that photo isn’t photoshopped, what’s up with the tiara? Sure looks real.

    • z
      March 10, 2018 at 11:23 am

      I left out mentioning the 1st photo. “ME,ME,ME,MEME. Look a Morlock with an ass-crack!!!”

      The Springfield Republican has Ron Chimelis. I don’t get the paper – paper so his stuff under his name may be there. But, he seems to have disappeared from MassLive. Funny though, since his disappearance, non by lined Editorial Opinion pieces have taken his place. Could be wrong but I haven’t seen his name in quite awhile.
      Many times the comments are “Ron? Ron? Is that you?

      At least they had a bit of common sense to make him publicly disappear even if he is still writing for them.

  • MoniqueTremblay
    March 10, 2018 at 10:35 am

    All I can say is Dianne is a horrible human being, who hurt many innocent people to advance her own agenda. Childless, unmarried, cold-hearted — and a mediocre writer at that. Yes, many people have indeed canceled their subscriptions and she got out before she was pushed out. Thank God for the new media so disgusting, biased and egomaniacal “columnists” like this no longer wield any influence. Scoff all you want, but look at the investigative journalism coming out of Turtleboy lately while lazy, entitled and vindictive dinosaurs like DW puke out anti-Trump slop and collect a fat paycheck. Good riddance. You’ll be remembered as a bitter glory-seeking hag, who damaged the lives of countless good people in order to feed your inflated ego and fat wallet.

  • tngsucks
    March 10, 2018 at 9:27 am

    She may not have been drunk but I hope she was because anyone sucked in that hard sober has a real problem that quitting drinking would not solve.

  • Ralph
    March 10, 2018 at 9:24 am

    Atleast she didn’t reproduce!

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    Jj@aol.com
    March 10, 2018 at 9:09 am

    Do do do dooo, dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna, do do do doooo, dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna, doo do dooo , dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna, dooooo dooooooooo, I like, I like, I like, i like turtle, do do doo doo, I like, I like, I like, I like turtle doo do do doooo, doo doooo I like, I like, i like, I like turtle,
    I like, I like, i like, I like turtle do do doo, do doo.

  • Tow truck drivers unite!
    March 10, 2018 at 8:17 am

    See ya later d000000sssshhhhhhh

  • Steven Stover
    March 10, 2018 at 7:57 am

    Maybe she can get a job at that free paper that is under the used car handout in the doorway at Stop & Shop. At least Walter “The Perv” Curd won’t be hitting on her.

  • Whitney Gann
    W
    March 10, 2018 at 7:50 am

    Why would anyone text back and forth with you and expect it not to end up on the website?

  • Rufus Lee King
    March 10, 2018 at 7:39 am

    She looks she had to give lesbians a try because the only men that ever hit on her sleep on sidewalks near the methadone clinic. Hopefully at her next job they’ll have a size 24 yellow vest so when she says hi to people at Walmart they’ll know she works there and is not someone who just wandered away from a short bus.
    I’m not saying she’s fat, but I’ll bet she could dent a truck with her shadow.

  • ElJefe72
    March 10, 2018 at 7:19 am

    Darn, I’m going to miss her taking photos and mocking hard working people (that are helping her out). Always taking the high road, Dianne!

    • Johnny Bubble
      March 10, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      Love the pussy photos, though!

  • Brian albrecht
    March 10, 2018 at 6:57 am

    Turtle boys a snitch!

  • Cirrhosis
    March 10, 2018 at 5:20 am

    You have to wonder if they threw her a going away party over at the T&G or a fucking Funeral?

  • Keisha
    March 10, 2018 at 12:48 am

    Rosalie Tirella obviously was correct describing her years ago & had the last laugh too.

  • The Undertaker
    March 10, 2018 at 12:39 am

    Adding yet another tombstone to the grave yard

  • qs@yahoo.com
    March 9, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    The only more winning TB could do is expand. Come to Chicago. We love you here.

  • I are Dianne williamson’s poontang and it stank
    March 9, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    Who is this hideous looking woman? If she’s really had a “stellar 30 year career” why in the fuck so most people have not a clue who she is?
    You know she’s threatened when all she can call you are silly names. She’s a joke.

  • Beantown Buck
    March 9, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    Exposed….Disgraced and obviously embarrassed!!

    Dianne, own what’s in black & white!!

    • Uncle Randy
      March 10, 2018 at 10:00 am

      Dianne secretly rides the Turtle and probably just needs to get stuffed out.
      I’d stuff her out.

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