Nuns tailgating for the Pope? Where do I sign up?

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You thought the Country Fest tailgate was a wild time? Think again. Nobody tailgates like a bunch of nuns in Washington waiting for the Pope:

Hey, take it easy ladies. It’s a long papal visit. Trust me, you don’t wanna get too wasted too early, or you’ll end up leaving mass before they serve communion. You gotta pace yourselves.

You gotta love Pope-mania. Honestly though, could any of these nuns even pick this guy out of a lineup? If he walked by them on the streets and didn’t have his pope-wear, would they even know it’s him? Every pope I’ve ever seen looks like the same exact guy. That’s why I was rooting for the black guy back before the white smoke started pumping.

Anyway, I dig this pope because he’s not afraid to take shots at the establishment. Even though he might be a socialist, that’s OK. I respect anyone who’s unfiltered and not afraid to speak their mind, even if that means getting some strange looks from the catholic machine. And honestly, the nuns don’t care either. They just see that pointy white hat, roll out a couple cases of iced tea and ham sandwiches, and party like it’s Urban the 14th. Get it girl!!!

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