Happy food stamp Friday turtle riders. Today’s winner is Luke Deptula from the Woo.
Oh yea, this is gonna be good one.
Luke goes by Wrights Royal on Facebook and has started an online “business” called “Correct Connect Clothes” selling allegedly brand name clothing that I’m sure were acquired legally.
If you buy enough Champion brand sweatshirts then you too can look like you’re trying out to be a backup dancer in a 90’s rap video.
But his business also buys and sells used or broken electronics, gold chains, “autographed” sportball crap, and of course FOOD STAMPS!!
He’s literally running an unlicensed digital pawn shop that openly violates the law by buying food stamps for half price from guttermuppets.
Look Disaster P, if you’re gonna sell food stamps you should at least have an idea of what the market rate is. You’re offering 50% when the going rate is in the 60-65% range. That’s why you got ho’s on your page undercutting you.
I’ve seen a lot of Food Stamp Friday blogs before, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen a food stamp salesman being shown up by EBT-Rex on his own damn page. Cellulite Sally will be flipping her stash for 75%, because as you can see she clearly does not need food stamps.
Florida JP tried to warn Disaster P that buying and/or selling stamps on Facebook can get him in trouble.
But he’s got it all figured out because “buying food stamps isn’t a crime.” And he’s a legal expert. That’s why he was arrested last year for selling OC’s with his wigtacular brother Dan.
On Friday, May 11, 2018, officers executed the search warrants and arrested individuals involved in the investigation. As part of the investigation, officers had developed probable cause to arrest Luke Deptula, 33 years old and Daniel Deptula, 35 years old both of 112 Santoro Road, Worcester for Distribution of a Class B Substance (Oxycodone pills). At approximately 7:00 PM with the assistance of the Westborough and Northborough Police Departments, officers located Daniel and Luke Deptula at the Motel 6 in Northborough, MA and placed them under arrest. A subsequent search of Luke Deptula revealed approximately 400 Oxycodone pills.
Luke Deptula is being charged with 3 counts of Distribution of a Class B Substance and Trafficking Class B 36-99. Daniel Deptula is being charged with Distribution of a Class B Substance.
Guess who the brothers favorite sportball team is?
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.
Ever. Single. Time.
Then four months later he was charged with selling heroin.
Luke Deptula, 44, Santoro Road, Worcester, pleaded not guilty to possession of heroin with intent to distribute, distribution of a Class B substance, conspiracy to violate the controlled substance act, and trafficking in an opium derivative (36 to 100 grams). Judge James G. Reardon Jr. ordered Deptula held without bail for a dangerousness hearing on Friday.
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