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Disgraced Former State Rep Dick Pic Johnny Fresolo Is Up To His Old Tricks Sexually Harassing Strange Women On Facebook And Trying To Get Them To Come To His Book Signing

 

This is disgraced former State Rep John Fresolo from Worcester.

In 1996 he was arrested for assaulting his wife. The charges ended up getting dropped, as they most often do in cases of domestic violence. He was confronted about this a few years back during a standout at around the 1:10 mark.

In 2006, the state Department of Social Services supported allegations that he struck his then-13-year-old daughter.

Later in 2006 he found himself locked inside St. John’s Cemetery after closing, and had to break his way out, then refused to say whose grave he was visiting because he couldn’t name anyone and wasn’t there to visit a gravestone after hours. He totally wasn’t there to get a blowjob though.

In 2013 while still a State Rep he sent dick pics to female aide and then tried saying that someone sent the picture to him.

“He said it was one photo, and said it was a photo “someone sent me” that ended up on the computer. It was there for months, and he knew nothing of it, he said. It was all rumors, he said; it was people coming back to smear his reputation and good name.”

Ya got that? Someone sent him  a dick pic of his own dick pic. Then that dick pic, which was sent from his taxpayer funded cell phone and received by a female aide who had no desire to see it, ended up on his computer. It was there for months and he knew nothing about it.

This might be my favorite dindu nuffin story of all time.

Dick Pic Johnny Fro was finally forced to resign after a state ethics probe into his per diem expenses. He was filing for reimbursement from the taxpayers for driving into work 218 times in one year, even though he admitted he was carpooling, and no one saw him at the State House:

“And, according to recently released records, Flash Fresolo put in for 218 days (just as michelemcphee.com reported) of reimbursement for his drive to the State House in per diem costs. Taxpayers gave him $8,676 to allegedly drive to the State House. Funny thing is, no one can remember seeing him in a while.”

After that he opened up a bar on Water Street called Rocky’s that briefly advertised on Turtleboy. I met him once and could tell he was a psychopath who had no idea how to run a business. Of course business was slow until he became the infamous underage bar for Worcester State coeds.

Last September, Rocky’s had only been open for three months when the License Commission shut it down for two days for serving alcohol to minors. In the police report, a cop interviewed an underage drinker who said “that the student body of Worcester State College knew that Rocky’s was the place to go and get alcohol on a Thursday night.” The report also noted that, after Fresolo was informed that an underage girl was drinking at the bar, “Mr. Fresolo stated that it had nothing to do with him because he never served her.” The officer then “stated that he as the owner of the licensed premises was responsible for any illegal drinking on the property or patio.”

They ended up getting shut down shortly after a 19 year old skag we blogged about got into a fight outside the bar, after serving herself drinks behind the bar.

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Oh, and his daughter also worked at the bar after being convicted for her role in an armed pot robbery.

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Anyway, for the last couple of years Dick Pic Johnny Fro has been up to his old tricks. He’s a boomer on social media and clearly lacks self awareness, and he’s under the impression that hot women in their 30’s still wanna bang him. So he’s been reaching out relentlessly to some turtle riders who shared the messages he’s been sending them.

That’s all to the same chick who never once responded to him. Naturally he took this as a sign that she wanted him to continue to sexually harass her and go out for coffee with him. But he realized that what she REALLY wanted was a bathroom selfie.

 

When that didn’t get her to jump on his spam javelin he sent her a more refined LinkedIn profile picture, assuming the backwards hat bathroom selfies made him look too young. What women really want is an aging greased up Italian in his 50’s wearing a suit jacket with no tie.

Soon after that John published a book on Amazon called The John Fresolo Saga, which explained the REAL reason he resigned as State Rep.

So basically he paid this guy to write a book blaming the girl who received the Johnny Fro dick pics.

He even had a book signing, which nobody went to at the Legion Post.

It doesn’t look like the book sold very well, since there’s just a couple reviews on Amazon. But he tried like hell to get the woman who never responded to him to fan girl him at the Legion Post book signing.

Anyway, this was all 2019. Then yesterday another turtle rider who happens to be an attractive woman in her 20’s reached out to me to let me know that Dick Pic Johnny Fro was up to his old tricks.

LOL. Guys, if the woman ignores you like this she’s just not interested in fucking you. No matter how many times you sporadically tell her she’s beautiful, it’s just not in the cards.

I informed this turtle rider of his past and she began to fuck with him.

He has great taste. The best taste. It was all downhill for Dick Pic Johnny Fro from there.

I have a feeling that these aren’t the only women he’s been doing this to. If you’ve been sexually harassed by John Fresolo and wanna share screenshots feel free to message me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com.

 

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51 Comment(s)
  • Greta Thundberg
    January 2, 2021 at 7:49 pm

    I kid you NOT. I went on a date with this guy. I know some shit. After I texted several friends in Worcester who knew him and they gave me the lo down so yes, no second date. This was before the incident at the state house. Fast forward to early 2020 he sends me a friend request on facebook and starts sending me the same PMs. I said, ‘Dude we went out before and at the moment I am partnered’. He got the hint.

  • Spag
    January 1, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    John, get off Facebook! Are you 50 or 15? For christ sakes!

  • Chris
    January 1, 2021 at 11:26 am

    At least Fresolo’s office responded to constituents’ mail and represented Vernon and Grafton Hills. The current hack in that rep.’s seat, Dinky Donahue, has done nothing for the district.

    • Union Brother
      January 1, 2021 at 3:00 pm

      Sure brokering the CSX deal and bringing millions in revenue to the city is nothing ?. That kid is always pushing for jobs for residents. The whole rt 20 economic expansion plan is him . Who would you rather have the florist ? . Last time I looked Grafton hill was a shithole . But you can blame Ray Mariano for that ! The Donahue kid is fighting for his district .

      • Chris
        January 1, 2021 at 7:14 pm

        CSX was mostly Tim Murray when he was Deval’s sidekick. With gerrymandering I think that terminal is actually in Mary Keefe’s district (Vin Pedone’s old district), not sure… Other than Walmart, which has been there since 2010 (Fresolo was rep.), I don’t believe Rep. Donahue had anything to do with it.

        I don’t think it’s fair to blame Mariano for today’s Worcester, as he was the last good Mayor Worcester had, 20 yrs. ago when we won the All American City Award. For the longest time, the only bad neighborhoods were GBV and Main South. Vernon Hill used to be a good, decent neighborhood until about 2005. Then all of a sudden you hear about shootings on the West Side (the rich area) around 2009, and under Joe Petty and Mgr. Caesar Augustus, Worcester today is a total 3rd world dump except those homes near the city limits.

        If you want to blame someone, I’d blame George W. for his laxidazous enforcement of immigration laws for indirectly ruining our once-great city. 100 different languages are spoken at homes of WPS student body.

        • Holden DPW plow guy ( sanding today)
          January 2, 2021 at 4:49 am

          Not Msriano’s fault ? As head of the Worcester Housing Authority he evicted anyone who hot convicted of a felony from public housing. He proudly stated statistically GVV was the safest neighborhood in Worcester. Problem is after their eviction they still had welfare housing vouchers. They didn’t leave Worcester , they moved to Grafton hill , Vernon hill , Providence st. As so on . Now look gang bangers shooting up Sherman st on New Year’s Day . Mary Keefe is useless and a McGovern puppet . Candy Mero Csrlson is as bad as Palmeri was . Worcester ain’t what it used to be .

  • Maurice the pants man
    January 1, 2021 at 4:48 am

    One of the most annoying Worcester people of 2020 is Sarah Connell Sanders . She is some kind of advocate for the city . She “writes” nonsense for the T&G and Worcester Magazine . Does promotions for Hanover theatre . She thinks she’s the new Martha Stewart . Although very beautiful she has an incredible ability to annoy everyone around her. She wins my most annoying of 2020 award . Close runners up include Jim Polito from WTAG and Hank Stoltz from WCRN and the owner of the now gone DaCosta pizza. And in closing if HARR Toyota has perfect pricing with no haggling why does Boch Toyota on the auto mile beat their perfect price on every vehicle ? Another Worcester oddity . Boycott the hotel Vernon bar At Kelley square because the owner is a really shady dude . The bar Upstairs at Whole Foods in Shrewsbury is the place to hook up with people . It’s like a private sex club for hot nurses from UMass.

    • Harry Balz
      January 1, 2021 at 1:17 pm

      I just googled Sarah Connell Sanders. Good looking? You’re kidding! Martha Stewart at 79 looks hotter.

    • Chris
      January 1, 2021 at 7:23 pm

      Even though I totally disagree on most of her politics, if she ran for Mayor, I’d vote for Sarah C.S. She can’t do any worse than the current clown, whose surname is actually who he is. (BTW, my dad misses your store, as it was the only one around that had odd-sized Levis…another memory from the Real Worcester…)

  • randiguy2006
    You two have a lot in common though
    December 31, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    You both wrote books no one read.

    • What about your book?
      December 31, 2020 at 10:41 pm

      “Being a Douche for Life” – ain’t nobody read that either.

    • Books and Dic Pics
      January 1, 2021 at 9:04 am

      Both wrote stupid books about their self importance AND both have sent dic pics. Unc sent one to Bristol and if his infatuation gets the better of him and it blows up in court we just may get to see the tiny 2″ Holden Hammer in al its glory as an exhibit. That’s ma boiiiiiii!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Big Mike
    December 31, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    His dic ain’t bigger than mine. Ain’t that right Barry?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    December 31, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Can someone please send me the dic pics? Strictly for investigative purposes only! At what state of arousal was his phallus? Was it semi-engorged, or did he have a full head of steam? I just want to get to the bottom of this!

    • Jahaljia “I fuck my aunts sloppy seconds” Finklea
      December 31, 2020 at 10:30 pm

      It was a Half a Teepee

  • Worcester's Trash and Useless
    December 31, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Just stop with this guy

  • Taco fall
    December 31, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Anyone want to wish 508 799-9386 him a happy new year

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 31, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Even if he just sent you a picture of his face… it’d still be a dick pic.

    • whatevuh
      Larry the Cable Guy
      January 1, 2021 at 9:06 am

      I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there

  • If I ever see you I won't be hitting the breaks
    December 31, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    I truly feel bad for anyone who has donated to this moron. TB hasn’t done anything worth mentioning since he sucked off the priest at st Peter’s for extra communion wafers. He brought the property values down of every house on the street he lives on. Go figure comes from a family that sucks off the system.
    Hey TB if you don’t fucking like it move to canada.

    • Hitting the breaks?
      December 31, 2020 at 5:34 pm

      On what, your Big Wheel?

    • Charles Denison IV
      December 31, 2020 at 5:42 pm

      you take that back! you child raping mother fister

    • Said Everyone
      December 31, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      If you find TB so offensive, quit fucking finding it.

    • Shitty Neighbor
      December 31, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      It’s true. Having him next door is worse than having a family of 15 N….g’s as neighbors.
      Can’t even dress up in a Team Jamaica sweat suit and run through his backyard without him calling the cops on you.

    • Harry Balz
      January 1, 2021 at 1:19 pm

      Learn how to spell “brakes,” moron.

  • Fass Coupe
    December 31, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Guess how many of these fingers were inserted into JaJa’s clam and rectum at the club?
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  • Deval Patrick
    December 31, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Miss me yet?????

    Charlie Baker signs ‘landmark’ police reform bill on New Year’s Eve, capping year defined by protests

    • Done with this shit
      December 31, 2020 at 7:28 pm

      As much as baker sucks- and we all know he sucks- there will never come a day when anyone in this state wants you back

  • Charlie Parker
    December 31, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    This is all about control and the destruction of America as you knew it.
    To all the morons that think 2020 was the worst of it and that at midnight
    tonight everything is rainbows and unicorns…Get fucked…You have not seen anything yet.ALL FREEDOMS AND PLEASURABLE EVENTS FOR 2021 HAVE BEEN CANCELLED ALREADY!

    • Guinea Geisha
      December 31, 2020 at 5:38 pm

      2020: “I will go down in history as the worst year of all time!!!”

      2021: “N*ggah please.”

    • Alan
      January 2, 2021 at 12:26 pm

      Apres moi, le deluge !

  • So glad there is only one day left for Masshole report to be back
    December 31, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Only TB will shit on a former advertiser (this guy). Besidss setting up a GFM to get some journalism classes, he should do one to learn how to run a business. Either do not take on grimy advertisefs like this one, or do not shit on them.
    At least that may not be a problem, since you only have one local advertiser left.

    Someone else called it, by the beginning of 2021, TB will be done. He is starting to unfold.

    Oh yeah, and

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    …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

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    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..…………………./´¯/)
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    …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    • Lauren Pespisa
      December 31, 2020 at 5:36 pm

      I heard a 40 year old colored man say jalajhia finklea loved to suck black weiner while riding a rubber dildo

      • Eash Wiggins
        December 31, 2020 at 5:44 pm

        it’s true
        she was a dirty little tramp

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      December 31, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      you do realize we just scroll by your asshole drivel, right? you are almost certainly retarded.

  • Sinbad the sailor
    December 31, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Just another day in the commonwealth. Tanx Worcester. Put your glasses on folks, this story is charming compared to other hacks in this state.

  • Bloop
    December 31, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    I’m dying at the bathroom pic. A 60 year old man who thinks dressing up like he’s going to the skatepark and not only taking pics but sending them thinking “this will get the panties sopping” is too fucking much. To quote Zack sawyer “I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts. ” what a gavone

  • Charlie Parker
    December 31, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    -Will there be a ratchet madness tourney?
    -When will the plug be pulled on this comment section?And remind your loyal
    readers why you are doing away with freedom of speech?

  • Lindsey Vonn
    December 31, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    I’m getting horny. Please pass the darkmeat.

  • Extra extra must credit tb
    December 31, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Dopey guy calls ladies beautiful. News at 11.

  • Tormentor 2021
    December 31, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Choppy journalism. Have you hired any new bloggers yet? Its way overdue.
    Let ST do one a week.See how the #’s go.

    • ST is a sad one
      December 31, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      How sad and bad can your life be that you want to join a failing blog?
      I would say might as well since the ship is sinking, but ST is not funny, and has not substance to add.
      ST is the TB version of the guy in this article.

  • Big Stein
    December 31, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    As long as he doesn’t bother my main squeeze, Jewmerica’s mom, he can do what he wants.

  • FC
    December 31, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    So sending dick pics is a bad thing?

  • Elvis
    December 31, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    The blonde in the red dress is insanely hot. Try lifting something from Barstool that even you can’t fuck up, the TBS smoke show of the day…

  • The Great Chicago Chimpout
    December 31, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    Come on boons. Lets close out 2020 with a bang.
    I wanna see doubl digit kills tonight. Show America how much your lives matter.

    • This is fake as fuck
      December 31, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      ….since your mom!

      -Black Friday.

      • Deval Patrick
        December 31, 2020 at 3:24 pm

        Where you been cornbread?

  • DDC Librarian
    December 31, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Nope…don’t see it…not in our collection…try the special DGL (Democrat Grift Listing)….Remy the Rat will lead you through the sewers to that section.

    Next!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 31, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    He looks like he may be Rian Waters father.

    Kind of acts like it also.

    Anyway that’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    CalmWhiteDad
    December 31, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Again, first offense sex offenders should face mandatory castration. He cannot control himself, clearly, and I guarantee he would be living a happier life if he was not obsessed with harassing women.

    His persistence and self confidence in the face of a completely alternative reality is commendable. BUT His creepiness leads me to believe he’s got some serious issues. Take your shot, sure, but never ever linger and take repetitive shots. There is nothing more unattractive than desperation and women can sense desperation before you even open your mouth.

    At his age, the only way he scores an attractive younger female is with cash. Figure out how much you’re willing to spend and see what options that budget provides. Dummy.

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