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Does Anyone Recognize This Pastry Pilfering, Self Entitled Skank Or Her Spam Javelin?

Does Anyone Recognize This Pastry Pilfering, Self Entitled Skank Or Her Spam Javelin?
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Mike’s Pastry, a bakery on the North end of Boston, picked up this extremely unhygienic heist on their security cameras:

Jesus, if you’re going to go around stealing from bakery cases like the Cookie Monster’s degenerate cousin, could you at least steal some gloves first?

Particularly because, if her hands have been where I think they have been….*shudder*.  And she didn’t tie up her hair, either. Nobody wants your hair all up in their eclairs, nasty Nancy.

The blatant theft is bad, sure. But hasn’t she watched Sesame Street? Stop sharing your germs, you worm.

Anyway, if anyone knows who this self-entitled skank is, let us know. I’d like to teach her how to pay for her cookies, and wash her damn hands.

20 Comment(s)
  • BOLO patchouli/ shit-locks
    October 28, 2018 at 9:25 am

    How do you grow dreds?
    Don’t touch my food.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 27, 2018 at 9:44 am

    Stealing is wrong. There is no justification for it. And yes, a stranger sticks his or her hands into the glass case and they do spread germs. If I allow someone to take a piece of my pizza, that is my business. It doesn’t affect anyone else.

    There was a time when you would have been taken out back and given a good beating for stealing or defacing property in the North End. Deal drugs or rape someone’s daughter and your body turned up on the sidewalk the next day. Too bad things have changed.

  • Roman Moroni
    October 26, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Backa ina da day we take da farging beach icehole outa da backa and poppa her cappa, yassa ser, denna we go play da pinochle

    • vic1
      October 27, 2018 at 9:08 am

      More like we pump her full of pure Italian fresh cream and send her on her way …

  • dball31211
    Will
    October 26, 2018 at 11:40 am

    That’s what happens if someone isn’t keeping up on the sample plate

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    October 25, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    So I spose y’all never played “Hide the Cannoli” lighten up Francis.

  • vic1
    October 25, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    I wouldn’t mind sampling her goods with or without her permission either

  • A
    October 25, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    This was posted on @OnlyinBOS Twitter page a few days ago. Someone posted who it was and they left the video up and pulled the thread/comments. don’t remember who they said it was. Something about a hack actress/comedian who performs at the Improv…..

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 25, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    With all the fucking money Yoko Ono has, you think she wouldn’t have to resort to this

  • Joey Bag o’ Donuts
    October 25, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Back in the day you wouldn’t see any of this bullshit. They’re hands would be smashed with a mallet

  • Mike
    October 25, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Seriously?  This warrants a posting?  Some chick steals a doughnut and you rant about the spread of germs?  Do you feel the same way when you split a pizza with other people, or Someone leaves a box of doughnuts or bagels in the workplace lunch room? Are you the hygiene police when a co-worker grabs a maple bar? Ridiculous!

    Yeah stealing is wrong, but don’t waste reader’s time on such inconsequential crimes. What’s next? A post about littering?  Did a guy toss a cigarette butt out of his car? Maybe somebody tossed a napkin on the street?

    • WeAreFucked
      October 25, 2018 at 4:30 pm

      Mr. Hunt…
      This woman, most likely drunk… is going to regret this decision, more than she will the decision to let that guy invade her loveless canal the night this happened.

      TBD exposes people doing stupid stuff. That’s why I’m here.

  • marilu
    October 25, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    I mean.. she didnt touch any of the other ones & i doubt her hair got into them in that second it took lol.. relax

    • ploop
      October 25, 2018 at 3:39 pm

      Hi Cunt
      Not sure if you saw but she stole from a business. On video. How about you don’t steal and none of this happens?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 25, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    For what Mikes charges I cant blame him.

    Should be a more creative headline though.

  • Vote Red
    October 25, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    Somehow Trump will get blamed

    • AgingCynic
      October 25, 2018 at 2:50 pm

      Meanwhile Boston Magazine and the young pseudo-sophisticates are complaining about the cost of living in the city so you don’t need a car. 

  • Judge dread
    October 25, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    This reminds me of the Trailer Park Boys episode when Julian, Bubbles and Ricky steal meat from the grocery store. The cop says “come on guys they’re stealing meat!”

  • Y
    October 25, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Mike’s Pastry is overrated, go to Modern Pastry across the street.

  • hank
    October 25, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    She said she didn’t do it #believeallwomenwholieandsteal

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