Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Does It Get Any Douchier Than Parking Your Hummer In A Handicapped Spot Because The Taco Bell Entrance Is Too Far To Walk To?

 

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We did a douchebag handicapped parker submission from Worcester earlier this week. The person who parked there turned out to be some 64 year old woman who has had a handicapped placard in the past, so we gave them a break even though they parked like a complete asshole. I feel much more confident we’ll get a hit on this one:

Saw this at Taco Bell in Methuen. The dude was sitting there for at least 10 minutes and I didn’t see a handicap placard on the dash or anything. When I pulled in to the drive thru no one was in there (the Hummer), after I got my food there was a white dude in the driver’s seat. It was probably about 10 minutes total that I was there. Love your work.

Like we’ve said before, we now get dozens of these submissions every week, so we try to shame as many dumpsterpuds as possible. But we can be picky, and this guy is a dick tickler extraordinaire who earned his way onto the blog. He’s driving a vehicle of war, despite being able bodied and having no placard, and took a spot from a handicapped person because he didn’t wanna walk 15 more feet to get fast food. Also, what the hell is “White Ghost?” Isn’t white the default color of ghosts?

License plate – 17N 410. Can we get a read on that one? I have a good feeling about this one.

P.S. Unpopular opinion – Hummers are the pit bulls of cars. They’re not necessarily bad in and of themselves, and people who own them aren’t necessarily bad, but the people who own them tend to be terrible at a much higher rate than the general population.

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • John Gosling
    April 8, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Hummers are the Ed Hardy of cars.

  • Casper the white ghost
    April 7, 2019 at 11:33 am

    In my early 20s I was in the pick up line picking my nephew up in a Honda Odyssey and I pulled out from behind a Hummer and scraped the whole side of the van so bad the door wouldn’t shut and the Hummer had a tiny SCRATCH on the bumper. Lady didnt even take my info!!! Those things are beastly

  • Andy Capp
    April 7, 2019 at 9:07 am

    about that 64 yr old woman – was her handicap suddenly healed? You either have a placard or you don’t hanging on your mirror, there’s no in between. 90% of them are bullshit anyway.

  • Betty Ford
    April 6, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    The original Hummers from the early 90s were pretty badass. Got it in one color, no chrome, and all the glorious excess of being an American, it was outstanding. Then with the H2’s they looked like a rolling discoteque (like that one), and it looked gay as shit.

    I saw the results of an original HMV hitting a late 70s Ford LTD in the nose at a 45-degree angle. The LTD was annihilated, I think it scratched the HMV’s bumper.

  • Ed Markey
    April 6, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Back in the day on the company dime, the hummer did attract pussy. It was great in the city. Drive over curbs and shit, the unfortunate part is the only year i had it there wasn’t much snow. Today, unless the company is paying for fuel its pretty gay to drive a hummer. Add to the gay list those 4 dr jeeps which are hummer knock offs. Sad

  • No Mas Taco Bell
    April 6, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Taco Bell fast food is one step above Alpo dog food, so I’d say whatever asshole parked here suffered projectile diarrhea 20 minutes later. Serves them right.

  • Diane Frothy
    April 6, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    It’s a 2005 POS.

  • Klancy
    April 6, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    If the saying about compensation plus Methuen means anything, I’d say it was my ex-husband, but he’s more a BMW type. Besides he’s too short to hoist himself up in that thing. But it’s so close to the Lawrence border.

  • Bill Cosby
    April 6, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Do you know how many roofies it takes for me to get a hummer?

  • Randall Guy
    April 6, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    That is my big fat momma’s ride.

  • Street rat
    April 6, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Very racist to call himself the white ghost! Is he in the KKK? Lol. The sticker should read: ” The Ghost of Color”….

    • Betty Ford
      April 6, 2019 at 10:43 pm

      Not ‘white’. ‘Melin challenged’

  • Hart Ford
    April 6, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Poor penis self appreciation.
    Nobody with a proportional sized Whang needs to be driving an up-armored truck, Jeep or Hummer on the roads of Greater Boston. If this is the jones you came back from Iraq or Afghanistan with, you should have stayed there.

    • Crowley's Kid
      April 6, 2019 at 6:08 pm

      The sticker should read~ “The Ghost of the Absence of Color”

  • Tim Murray's Designated Driver
    April 6, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Being the authority on all things vehicular, I’d say he’s definitely compensating for something. Fucking lazy POS!

  • Captain Trips
    April 6, 2019 at 9:49 am

    If you can get in and out of a lifted vehicle you are NOT handicapped

  • Captain Trips
    April 6, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Bet it’s some entitled asshole who has the money to waste on an overpriced gas-guzzler and little add-on chrome hitch cover light things and stupid vinyl stickers

    • Y
      April 6, 2019 at 11:45 pm

      Either they’re well off or living hood rich because 9-11 MPG is beyond impractical.

  • Joe Biden
    April 6, 2019 at 9:47 am

    I like hummers.

    • Bill Clinton
      April 6, 2019 at 10:37 am

      Me too Oh the irony of that

    • Anderson Cooper
      April 6, 2019 at 1:41 pm

      I like Glory Holes

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