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Doherty High School Student Gets Destroyed By A Girl For Playing Grab Ass In Staircase

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The first week of school is always low key. Everyone’s kind of getting back into the groove. Kids haven’t shown their true colors yet. Everyone’s still wearing their new clothes. Life is good.

But by the end of the second week, it’s the most depressing time of the year because it’s hot, you have homework, and you have 174 days to go. That’s when the fights usually start. And this year’s opening Worcester Public School Fight Club video comes from Doherty High School, where our sources tell us a young man thought it would be wise to grab a Latino girl’s rumpus. BIG mistake:

Welcome to Turtleboy Sports Doherty High School!! We’ve been waiting for you to make your debut, as you’ve joined your sister schools of Burncoat, Worcester Tech, South, and of course North.

Let me tell ya, we missed out in high school by not having iPhones. So many GREAT fights exist only in the tall tales that have been retold over frosty beverages at the Banner. I remember back in ought five or ought six there was this MASSIVE brawl at Burncoat High School and the whole school basically had to be quarantined. If that happened today we’d be able to watch the whole thing from a million different angles.

From what we’re told the boy ended up getting 10 days suspension and the girl got three. Turtleboy finds this punishment to be fair. You can’t go around school grabbing ass in a civilized society. It’s wrong for a million and one reasons. And girls have every right to to be FURIOUS about if it happens to them. At the same time, maybe just a punch or two gets the point across? That was at least six or seven solid blows to the head. It’s kind of like tackling a guy when he’s already out of bounds. But the bottom line is, I bet that kid thinks twice before he goes around playing grab ass in the hallways!!!

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22 Comment(s)
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  • D Mastro
    September 4, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    High schools need uniforms period. That’s not an excuse for this dumbasses behavior but uniforms eliminate many problems. Gang colors, sagging pants. Dumb t-shirts. Hey kiddos you are their to LEARN

    • I passed first grade english
      September 4, 2015 at 6:06 pm

      D Mastro, maybe you should head on back to high school and learn your there, their, and they’re ‘s before you demand uniforms

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      September 5, 2015 at 12:25 am

      Because NOBODY’S ever jerked off to school girl uniforms.

  • RSoxGuy
    September 4, 2015 at 2:39 pm

    $20 says he keeps his eyes on the stairs next time….

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    September 4, 2015 at 12:55 pm

    Dude, we’ve all been there. Spicy little Latina with a booty that makes you drool. Oh course you want to give it a squeeze. But the civilized part of the brain has to kick in and stops you. This kid clearly lacks that lobe.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    September 4, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    I think I know that chick! Her name is Charmin.

  • coffeemate
    September 4, 2015 at 6:28 am

    Aww man…my gfs daughter goes to Doherty. Her daughters ass was grabbed last year and the daughters out of town bf has yet to let it go. This just proves this kids point and that Doherty might be having a grab assin good time. Not that this means anything…but I had high hopes for Doherty. I thought they wouldn’t make it to the media. welcome to the club DH.

  • This is great!
    September 3, 2015 at 11:25 pm

    Now who would have swung back after blow number 3…. I would have laid her out an touched her butt again…..
    What can I say im an ass kinda guy! 😀

  • Publius
    September 3, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    Worcester Schools like Worcester proper Sh#thole.

  • The Philistine
    September 3, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    That’ll learn him, or you’d think so.

  • An etymologist here
    September 3, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    8th grade many moons ago, some jerk tried to play grab ass with me and my Calvin Klein jeans. I turned around and slapped the taste right out of his mouth. Once. That was all it took to get my point across. No one ever dared to grab my ass again.

    • The Philistine
      September 3, 2015 at 9:48 pm

      Not even now.

      • An etymologist here
        September 4, 2015 at 3:16 am

        True true.

        • Finnish Goalie
          September 4, 2015 at 11:45 am

          It’s the kind of visual the witness never forgets.

  • fattydaddy
    September 3, 2015 at 9:16 pm

    Granted; However she looks like she’s dressed for s nightclub not school, I don’t condone his behavior but let’s be real.

    • Fattydaddysucks
      September 3, 2015 at 9:22 pm

      Yeah, your that guy who blames the rape victim for being in the wrong place.
      Great addition to the comments section.

    • An etymologist here
      September 3, 2015 at 9:22 pm

      Oh really now? Because of the way she dresses she deserves this treatment? Someone is entitled to put their hands on her because of the way she dresses? What horrible world do you live in? Oh yeah this one. Damn knuckle draggers.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      September 4, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      That is absolutely disgusting. It doesn’t matter what she was wearing. Clothing doesn’t imply consent.

  • Jjo
    September 3, 2015 at 8:26 pm

    I also agree… This would have never happened if the guy wasn’t trying to play grab ass. However, I don’t know about punching him 8 times. Ehhh, at this point (in Worcester schools) let them beat the ever living hell out of each other.

  • squirtleboy
    September 3, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    agreed and also how come when i was in highschool there werent butts like that everywhere ?

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