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Saw this headline from Gawker this weekend:
Granny Warren tears Trump apart? I’ll believe that when I see it. Apparently the two of them got into a Tweet beef recently, so we wanted to see if Trump could actually be beaten in his own game. Here’s how the shots were fired in chronological order. On May 3 Liz Warren fired first:
I'm going to fight my heart out to make sure @realDonaldTrump’s toxic stew of hatred & insecurity never reaches the White House.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 4, 2016
She was looking for a fight but couldn’t get a response. Because jumping in the mud with Donald Trump usually works out so well. Just ask Little Marco Rubio. We’ve been waiting for these two to go at it because there is literally no one less likable than Granny Warren. What’s to like? She’s from Cambridge, she’s a radical, she is unwilling to compromise on anything, she shits on cops, she’s sided with the black lives matter terrorists, she blames banks for the high cost of college tuition while collecting $400K to teach one class at Harvard, and she lied about being Native American to further her career. She’s as bad as it gets and she’s basically a free lunch for Trump.
Anyway, he didn’t respond until May 6, probably because he was meeting with his team and deciding what her nickname would be. The verdict? “Goofy Liz Warren”:
I hope corrupt Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. I will defeat them both.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 6, 2016
I like it. He is right about choosing Granny Warren. She might be popular in Massachusetts, but putting her on the ticket with Hillary would be a death sentence. The rest of the country looks at her and sees the joke of a person that most people reading this blog can plainly see.
Then it was Granny’s turn:
I called out @realDonaldTrump on Tuesday. 45 million saw it. He's so confident about his "counter punch" he waited until Friday night. Lame.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
LOL. You’re lucky you got a response Granny. Trump is kind of busy running for President and drinking the blood of Ted Cruz. He doesn’t have time for some no-name Senator from Massachusetts. I like her style though. Ending each tweet with a one word roast is straight out of Trump’s playbook.
“Goofy,” @realDonaldTrump? For a guy with "the best words" that’s a pretty lame nickname. Weak!
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
Ouch. Your turn Donald:
Goofy Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton’s flunky, has a career that is totally based on a lie. She is not Native American.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 6, 2016
LOL. Hillary’s flunky. Love it. Calling her out for being a fake Native American, which she is 100% accurate, got her all juiced up and she went on a rant:
We saw what happened when birthers like @realDonaldTrump attacked @BarackObama. They lost big. American voters knew better.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
We saw when Scott Brown attacked my family & his staff made tomahawk chops & war whoops. They lost big. MA voters knew better.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
.@realdonaldtrump is a bully who has a single play in his playbook — offensive lies thrown at anyone who calls him out.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump spews insults and lies because he can’t have an honest conversation about his dangerous vision for America.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
But here's the thing. You can beat a bully — not by tucking tail and running, but by holding your ground.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
If you think recycling Scott Brown's hate-filled attacks on my family is going to shut me up, @realDonaldTrump, think again buddy. Weak.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
The @GOP's hate-filled lies didn’t scare me before, @realDonaldTrump. And they don't scare me now.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump lied his way through the primaries without being held accountable. That’s over.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
Whatever @realDonaldTrump says, we won't shut up. We won't back down. This election is too important, & he won’t step foot in White House.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
Remember when Gawkers said Liz Warren tore Trump apart? Yea, that was a lie. Rule #1 of Tweet beef is that you can’t let your opponent know that they’re under your skin. Trust me, this is what Turtleboy does for a living. And every time that one of these butthurts whines about Turtleboy it just affirms for us that they have Turtle on the brain. Same here with Granny Warren. She tweeted at Trump nine straight times without so much as a response. That’s just a bad look. It set her up for this:
Goofy Elizabeth Warren and her phony Native American heritage are on a Twitter rant. She is too easy! I'm driving her nuts.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 7, 2016
It’s funny because it’s true. The woman has Trump on the brain. That’s when Trump delivered the knockout punch?
Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak and ineffective. Does nothing. All talk, no action — maybe her Native American name?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 7, 2016
“All talk, no action — maybe her Native American name?” Brilliant.
This is how you know you just got owned:
No, @realDonaldTrump – your racism, sexism & xenophobia doesn't drive me nuts. It makes me sick. And I'm not alone.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 7, 2016
The second you call someone racist or sexist or “xenophobic” or anything else that ends in “phobic,” is the moment you admit that you have lost the fight.
Here’s my question – what is Hillary gonna name him? Because it doesn’t get much easier than shitting on Trump. Orange Donny, Donald the Democrat, Toupee Trump. So many options. She kind of has no choice but to. The rules of politics are changed. Trump threw a bomb on it. What worked before won’t work anymore. You must get in the pit with Trump and you must bring your A-game. Not some weak sauce like what Little Marco or Goofy Liz Warren brought to the table. Facts don’t matter. Issues don’t matter. Only your ability to roast your opponent matter. Welcome to politics in 2016.
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24 Comment(s)
What’s your obsession with Warren on here?
Warren is a WORTHLESS SLUT WHORE LIBERAL SHITSTAIN CUNT NIGGERLOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lying Liz is proof that Massachusetts elections are fixed.
oh man…my cock is soooooo hard right now! Trump is so real, he’s like, the coolest guy ever. Right? He would make me soooo hard, like hard for two weeks and have to go to the doctor hard, if he was self made man….but unfortunately, we can’t go back in time and kill his father – whom he inherited his worth from.
But thats no big deal…cause he’s wicked cool…and he makes me super hard. i would be EVEN harder if the majority of his hotels, casinos, and other ventures hadnt went bust…oh man, if he hadnt fucked the taxpayers out of millions by filing bankrupcy a bazillion times…well I think my dick would just explode from being so hard for Trump.
i totally wish Scott Brown was still a senator…doing nothing at all like he did all the time. THAT’S my kind of senator right there! Fuck the people, we’ve got huge corporations to bail out, we need to keep giving them tax breaks because trickle down economics DEFINITELY works. Am I right or am I right?…the democrats are ALL social justice warriors…cause thats totally true u know! they totally all are horrible people who just want to help out all the PC butthurts…fuck all them.
Even tho the fact that Warren’s Native American heritage wasnt the reason she got into a college, or got a job, or anything (cause remember, shes old, and back when she went to school they didnt have minority quotas like they do today.) You fucks listen and u listen now. I am as white as white can be. the majority of my heritage is French Canadian. However, I have LEGITIMATE PROOF (in the form of official documentation and photographic evidence) of Native American relatives on BOTH my fathers and mothers side.
Nothing about the names on my fathers or mothers side would indicate as much. Much like Warren’s – doesnt mean she fucking lied (in fact, we know she didnt based on documents she’s presented verifying her claim) – just means her ancestors kid started fucking other european immigrants again.
speaking of which…I am getting soooo hard just thinking about Trump being a Native American…he TOTALLY would’ve built a wall to keep all of your grandparents and mine out of the country in the first place….awww….sooooo hot! oh my god i think im gonna do it….uaahhh…agghhh.
i need a smoke. peace bitches.
excuse me, let me inject this to the end of my rant…”‘…grandparents…’, or great grandparents, or great great grandparents…etc, etc, etc…’out of the country…'”
Looks like someone was mixing the kool aid and booze hard last night
We get it, your a moron.
You’re*…… Aside from that…. Agreed.
Yeah, except a couple of Cherokee genealogists (who are actually Cherokees) said she’s full of shit. But what do they know?
http://www.pollysgranddaughter.com/2012/05/elizabeth-warrens-ancestry-part-1.html
So utterly rekt. Make no mistake, Trump is an artist.
TB is right about one thing, Trump has changed the political arena. He changed it into a grammar school lunch break throw down. I fear for America!
Hippie Warren stands no chance against Donny Danger.
Remember her stolen recipe? She flipped some houses too to make a quick buck off of Barney Franks messing up of the real estate market which led to the economic downturn. She evicted some rather poor people while making a fast buck. Piece of shit of a human.
Fauxcahontas got her wigwam all in a bunch.
Great name! What toolbags elected this woman in the first place? Oh yeah, Massachusetts liberals. Idiots!
CAN NOT **STAND** Warren.
UGH!
Can’t say one good thing about that disgusting individual.
Warren is so full of shit you actually see it pouring out of her eye balls if you get really close to a big high def TV. Fucking pathetic.
I’d like to suggest Hell Toupee as Trump’s nom de guerre.
I like Hell Toupee. It is fitting.
Wow – aren’t you ever so clever? Fucking moron. Go trace another bus schedule. You seem good at that.
You are just salty as fuck because you got called out for being really fucking annoying. You’ve rapidly become a bigger crybaby than Jennie Chenkin.
Get bob a fucking safe space lol. He turns into such a whiny bitch without fiesty around for him to play footsie with
Warren is a waste of air.