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I promised Turtle Boy I would write a blog for him weeks ago and had yet to get to it. I was super busy with work and kids. Ya know, NOT being an asshole “Fuck the po-lice” protester. Until now. And like Turtle Boy, I am sick and tired of hearing about them and seeing them on TV. But after seeing them out there yet again on the latest “police brutality case”, I finally got fired up enough to make the time to write something. I thought everyone could learn a little something about anarchy and where it eventually leads you. Ya know, not giving a shit about the government and its repercussions. This does seem to be the general consensus among these Christmas wrecking douchebags. Because I’m assuming “Fuck the police” means, well, “Fuck em.”
And before I go on, for the record, I strongly disagree with the grand jury’s decision not to indict the police officers that were involved in the death of Eric Garner. I’m usually pretty pro cop considering I try not to go around pissing them off. Hence I’ve never had a problem with them. But this one I had to take a step back on and say something was wrong. With that being said, let’s move on.
Let’s start with Somalia. By the way, I hear it’s a lovely place to vacation this time of year. Total fucking chaos over there. Civil War breaks out in the early 90’s, and over the next twenty years you have a 100% desertion rate of their police force as well as the murder of Mogadishu’s police chief. This entire country is engulfed in crime and can proudly call itself one of the most dangerous counties in the world! Now that’s a fucking achievement. Pirates, human trafficking, terrorism, warlords, militias. Awesome.
I wicked wanna be friends with this dude. His two sidekicks…not so much.Take a trip around the globe to Columbia. Visiting this shithole is definitely on my bucket list this year! Kidnapping, murder, and let’s not forget the drug cartels! This country has one of the highest murder rates in the world thanks to endless wars between rebel groups and the government. Although I hear Pablo Escobar did traffic some pretty sweet cocaine.
Then there is Honduras. Wow, talk about fucking paradise! I mean seriously, look at these stats:
I mean, I get that this was for 2011 but I’m gonna run with the notion that things have not improved thatdramactially. So we have drug trade and violence of course. Hondurous has also been regarded as the most dangerous country on the planet outside of a full-fledged war zone. You got some stiff competition with Somalia though. When does the next plane leave? Your trip would also include a delightful tour through the ravaged areas patrolled by MS-13.
Yeah, that’s rough isn’t it? Kinda sucks when stuff like this happens. But it’s poverty and POOR LAW ENFORCEMENT that are huge factors in Honduras that contribute this this bullshit. Yes, POOR LAW ENFORCEMENT. Ya know…and then the gangs etc. take over. I.e. anarchy…
But come one, what chick wouldn’t find this hot? Seriously. I’m a stickler for ink myself.
I could name at least a half dozen other shitty countries where there is little to no organized police or government state and guess what? Total fucking anarchy! I’m not even going to talk about N. Korea and the Middle East because if you can’t figure out how ass backwards those places are you need a hole in the head. And this is just today; 2014! Open a fucking history book and you will see a plethora of clusterfuckedness all over the world.
We need the police and government. Plain and simple. I’m all for limited government, believe me. I hate communists and I hate socialists but if we don’t stop going around targeting all of our senseless bullshit at the police it’s going to backfire big time. The above mentioned countries are places that suck ass royally because they don’t have the police force and the government to control what happens when shit gets out of control. I think these dirty, useless piece of shit “hippies” that Turtle Boy likes to call them, should take that fucking vacation to Honduras or Somalia and see what it’s like to actually live in a place where there isn’t any law enforcement. So maybe when the next criminal steals their I-Phone or decides to gang rape their pretty asses, they’ll be praying to sweet Jesus for the cops to come along and save them. They should be kissing the cop’s asses over here for all the shit they put up with. Because if we don’t start doing a little less bitching and a little more of that ass kissing, we’re looking at civil unrest. And I’ll take a permanent vacation to Japan.
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