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There’s a private Facebook page called Crooked Pharmacists that you cannot see unless you’re invited into by another member. It’s mostly just people sharing inappropriate memes privately that would get them reported or suspended from Facebook if they shared it publicly and the wrong butthurt saw it. They also occasionally ask others if they can buy pot, and once in a while you get something like this……
Just to review, homegirl was prescribed a bunch of percs from a surgery, but she doesn’t take them all so “you all can guess what I do with the remaining.” Translation – she sold dem shits. Now she’s basically being prescription pill audited by her doctor who wants to count the number of pills she has left to make sure it aligns with the daily dosage (probably because he knows EXACTLY who he or she has for a patient). If this oxyrotten skag knew the doctor was gonna do this she would’ve waited until the end of the month to sell the percs, but she’s in a real jam now. So basically what she needs from the group is for someone to give her 25 percocets (because that’s how many she sold) so she can have the doctor count them and make sure she’s not selling her pills, which she is. She would prefer if someone would let her “borrow” the percs, just to fool the doctor, and then she will return them. However, she is also willing to pay if necessary, or she could offer you marijuana in exchange for the pills. Completely up to you.
This group, which has members openly trafficking prescription drugs during an opiate epidemic, can stay up, but Turtleboy gets taken down. Makes sense.
She’d go and get the percs that she sold, but obviously the person she sold them to is a crack feen so that’s not an option.
Looks like she found another dope donkey to lend her 10, so by my count she just needs 15. Anyone got 15 percs you wanna mail to Colorado Springs? She promises she’ll mail you them right back and she won’t take them or sell them to another soccer Mom. Because this woman is prancing around town with the minivan and crotchfruits and passing as a non-ratchet member of society. Check out her Facebook page. It’s all pics of kid’s recitals, proms, halloweens, and Christmas lights. Meanwhile…..
What suburban house mother can survive a snowstorm without a bucket of OC’s from strangers on Facebook? It is her birthday after all.
Don’t try to nickel and dime her with vicodins either – she’s well aware of current market rates.
This one was my personal favorite….
“I’ve decided I’m gonna try to NOT be a pill poppin zanny goblin. Anyone got some valium to help me out with my newfound sobriety?”
I figured a slugpump like this would have a plethora of Google trophies, but sadly she does not. However, she does have a good one from 2011, which might be more ratchet than 5 crack possession Google trophies combined.
A 24-year-old woman was arrested Friday morning in connection with the second theft of a Black Forest woman’s cremated remains. Nicole Y. Mobley was taken into custody just after 9 a.m. by El Paso County sheriff’s deputies at a residence near Witches Hollow Lane in southern Colorado Springs, according to sheriff’s office spokeswoman Lt. Lari Sevene.
This story is from Colorado, and is yet another example of why we need Turtleboy bloggers everywhere. Because ratchetry is not contained to New England.
Anyway, if you have some left over percs and wanna help this woman fool her doctor so she doesn’t get blacklisted by local pharmacies, hit her up on Facebook. She’s probably got some good pot she can give you.