Dorchester Douchequeen Torments Catholic Priest On Facebook Live While Littering Political Fliers For Candidates He’s Campaigning For And Making Him Pick Them Up, Once Killed A 15 Year Old In Hit And Run 

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Joao Depina is a loud and outspoken political activist from Boston, who recently finished right near the bottom in his run for City Council:


He’s worked on a number of campaigns, including Marty Walsh’s first run for Mayor. Now he’s working on Darrin Howell for State Rep, and Rachael Rollins for Suffolk County District Attorney. And apparently by campaigning he means leaving trash on people’s windshields while they’re parked on other people’s property. Like St. Peter’s, a local catholic church in Boston, where the priest did not take too kindly to this, and Joao decided to harass and torment him in a video that he posted on Facebook:

What an absolute douche queen.

This chudpacker is littering (leafletting) on church property. Catholic churches hold positions on issues like immigration, abortion, and the death penalty, but generally they don’t endorse political candidates like some other churches do. So obviously it would be completely normal if this priest has a no politics policy on church property.

But apparently this deep fried Mr. Potato Head doesn’t think that rules should apply to him. And just to be a dink he asks the priest for all the fliers back after he takes them off of cars, and then proceeds to throw them on the ground, knowing an elderly catholic priest cannot fight back or give him a piece of his mind:

Then for good measure when the priest went back inside he stuck more fliers for Darrin Howell right back in the windows:

He was campaigning for Rollins too, and I’m pretty sure she’s going to win tomorrow. Would love to hear from both her and Howell about their feelings regarding this campaign worker.

Turns out it’s not the first time he acted like a buttnut in public. Like that time he killed a 15 year old:

A driver charged with hitting a former New Bedford resident with his car and leaving the scene of the accident is facing a more serious charge now that the youth, who had been riding his bicycle, has died, prosecutors said. Joao Depina, 26, of Boston, was charged Wednesday with leaving the scene of an accident resulting in death. Fifteen-year-old Paris G. Booker, formerly of New Bedford and a basketball player at Dennison Memorial, was declared brain dead Tuesday. Mr. Booker was a talented basketball player who was scheduled to attend Charlestown High School this fall.

“He was definitely going to go places in basketball,” said Amy Chandler, athletic and academic counselor at Dennison Memorial. “We’re all very saddened by the news and hope that his family is doing well.”

Ms. Chandler said Paris played basketball at Dennison Memorial from age 9 to 13. He lived in the city six years until the family moved to Boston last year.

“He was a wonderful person, always happy. He looked out for younger children,” she said.

“We miss him. Other children miss him also because they all looked up to him.”

Mr. Booker was struck the night of July 31 and was dragged at least 30 feet. He was taken to Boston Medical Center, where he remained paralyzed and in a coma until he was taken off life support Tuesday.

At Depina’s arraignment the victim’s mother almost ripped his head off….

The mother of a teenager left comatose by a hit-and-run driver was carried out of a packed courtroom in Dorchester yesterday after she unleashed a tirade against the man accused of striking her son with a sport utility vehicle, dragging him half a block, and then speeding away. Moments after Joao DePina was charged in Dorchester District Court with leaving the scene of an accident involving personal injury, Anissa Booker, the mother of the 15-year-old victim, rose, and in a voice shaking with rage, shouted, ”What about my son?”

Turns out his driver’s license had been suspended many times before this, and he was going way too fast before he hit the victim and then left him there to die….

DePina, 26, whose driver’s license has been suspended eight times in eight years, stood silently before the judge, his left arm in a sling, as Booker was carried out past DePina’s relatives. After the outburst, Dorchester District Court Judge Sydney Hanlon ordered DePina moved to a glass-enclosed area, where he appeared to wipe tears from his eyes. Last Thursday, Paris G. Booker was hit as he rode his bicycle the wrong way on one-way Homes Avenue near the corner of Topliff Street, according to police. Prosecutors said that DePina was driving 50 miles per hour on the narrow street and that the boy was dragged 30 feet.

And now he’s moved on from that and is a political operative in Boston working on legitimate campaigns and harassing elderly catholic priests who don’t like him littering on their property.

There the he is with the governor and Tito Jackson, the race baiting hustler who ran for Mayor last year and failed miserably. Definitely the kind of guy I’d want to be associated with.

22 Comment(s)
  • Ruby
    September 6, 2018 at 10:34 am

    This is Boston the old Irish Priest was lucky he wasn’t arrested for littering. The new DA Rachael Rollins promises to be tough on cops and soft on crime.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    September 5, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    So when did he get out of jail again? Just kidding.

  • Y
    September 4, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    This guy sounds like an effeminate Tracy Morgan.

  • Irish Catholic
    September 4, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    Take a sawed off pool cue and knock half of this guys teeth out.

  • DapperO
    September 4, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    Is this ignoramus from Cabo Verde, or is he a member of the MoNega Tribe from Bristol County? St. Peter’s in Dorchester once had 25,000 parishioners. Now it effectively functions as a mission, funded by the RCAB, serving some of the poorest of the poor in Boston. The priest being harassed in this video could be settled into a nice suburban parish if he chose that route. Instead, he does the kind of work that this ignorant pig DePina would never do. I suppose Joao is just the product of what passes for black leadership in this country. Does Ayanna have anything to say? For that matter, how about Maura or St. Elizabeth of Brattle Street?

  • Brian Michaels (aka Brhyann Mykhales to those with "unique" names like Shykwaana or Raeshawnn))
    September 4, 2018 at 11:51 am

    To quote another Turtlerider: “Z factor.”
    However, Z factor doesn’t apply HERE, so it must apply also to people with made up spellings to made up dumb names. Joao. Pat, I’d like to buy a vowel, please.

    Is that Jo-Oh? Jo-Wahhh? Jo-Wah-O? LOL

    • Acid Bath
      September 4, 2018 at 12:27 pm

      “Joao” is Portuguese for Joseph. He’s a black Brazilian or Cape Verdean. That doesn’t mean he needs his snaggle teeth smashed out any less. Urban Democrats are overdue for retaliation. There’s civil rights, and then there’s letting these cuntflaps fuck up society. Time to start the beatings.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    September 4, 2018 at 10:04 am

    Typical black dude.

    • Drago
      September 5, 2018 at 1:54 pm

      Cape Verdeans “aren’t black” lol

  • Not wid my dick
    September 4, 2018 at 9:03 am

    I think the Feg just wanted to seethe Priest bent over………

  • Moon Battista
    September 4, 2018 at 8:54 am

    What an @sshole..

  • DiversityIsNotOurStrength
    September 4, 2018 at 7:26 am

    The joys of diversity. Third world style buckwild. Whats great is dems like Capuano who have spread false racism claims will lose their jobs to these animals today.

    • DiversityIsNotOurStrength
      September 5, 2018 at 12:11 am

      Did I call it or what. Capuano lost to a brainless socialist diversity candidate. For once an evil whiteman was defeated is all we hear now. Third World here we come. Thank Capuano for making this happen.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 4, 2018 at 6:34 am

    I now know how a eunuch sounds. Grow a pair, ya’ nonce.

  • Jim
    September 4, 2018 at 6:19 am

    He sounds….. prissy

  • Sarah Jeong NY Times
    September 4, 2018 at 5:49 am

    THIS IS WHAT DIVERSITY LOOKS LIKE. Why doesn’t Joao Depina try this at a mosque? Yeah they’re not so forgiving at the mosque. Ass beating time.

    “oh man it’s kind of sick how much joy I get out of being cruel to old white men” Sarah Jeong NY Times editorial board.

    “This will show everybody how ignorant you are” (after throwing flyers on ground). Joao DePina. (child killer and the high pitched gay voice was a nice touch).

    If you’re a white male you have a target on your back. Envy, ignorance and diversity stalk you.

  • ninja turtleboy
    September 4, 2018 at 5:32 am

    this is who Booker wants to be represented by? error by association, that’s gonna be a no from me dawg

  • Wwy
    September 4, 2018 at 12:44 am

    Kikes and Catholics a diddlers dream country America.

    • Anissa Booker
      September 20, 2018 at 7:48 am

      Hi everyone this is Anissa Booker. First of all this guy Joao Depina is the wrong Depina. This isn’t the guy who killed my son. No I’m not in agreement with his behaviors at all.
      I have to say this article did rehash a lot of pain and raw emotions for myself and my children. Which if this guy would’ve did his research as I did he wouldn’t have emotionally disrupted my family as he’s done.
      This was disrespectful to me and my family. So I ask that turtleboy do not mention my family or my son again. An apology to us would be the bigger thing to do.

    • Anissa Booker
      September 20, 2018 at 8:32 am

      This is Anissa Booker and if you read my comment you would know he’s not my sons killer. He just has the same name!!!

  • This Chump...
    September 4, 2018 at 12:36 am

    Harassing an old Priest?
    Hope he’s prepared for an old fashioned Irish Catholic beatdown.
    They better cripple him. God’s wrath is no gentle thing.

    • Community
      September 4, 2018 at 6:10 am

      I think this is one of many things Italians and Irish can cooperate on. We’ll even bring the lasagna for a meal after, you guys just bring your fists and appetite maybe some Irish Whiskey.

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