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Doucherocket Calls Leominster PD Because We Wrote Blog About His Mom Parking In A Handicapped Spot, Insists We Are Going To Jail For Deformation If She Kills Herself, Now She’s Doing The Same

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Yesterday we published a couple blogs about the Leominster Lactation Station who parked in a handicapped spot, confronted the people who confronted her about it in the parking lot, and turned out to be Tony Deyoung’s aunt who came on the Dr. Phil show with him…….

Her son Nick Civtarese then began messaging us, demanding the blog be taken down because turtle riders were saying mean things about her face.

When we responded by writing another blog instead he lost it. This is what our inbox looks like pretty much on a daily basis……

Stop right there. It’s amazing how many people really believe that you can be held accountable for causing someone else’s suicide. Nothing drives me more insane than that. Like if newspaper reported that a child molester was diddling kids, and then the diddler killed himself, the newspaper would go to jail. It’s remarkable how many people actually believe this.

We get this threat all the time.

“Bro, you’re gonna be in so much trouble if someone kills themselves over this.”

No we’re not. Because the only people responsible for suicide are the people who actually kill themselves. The one exception is the evil girl from Plainville, but she literally talked him into killing himself when he clearly did not want to several times, and then never called the police. We just wrote a factual blog about a woman parking in a handicapped spot, which she admitted to in the video. Same thing.

Evidently this deformation had driven her to the hospital….

And he’s going to the cops!!

He then outed the REAL Turtleboy – Nikki Potnick – and told us that she’d be included in the lawsuit….

And the Leominster Police, who are VERY familiar with us, are now on the case too!!

He keeps insisting that she’s legally disabled, which is weird because she doesn’t have a handicapped placard, and he hasn’t provided any sort of documentation to back this up. If he does we promised to take the blog down, but it appears as if it’s full speed ahead for deformation instead.

The case is REALLY big, and they’re currently finding out who traced her license plate (which we did not post) back to Mom….

As you can see at the end there we wanted to know if she had killed herself yet. Obviously we don’t want her to kill herself, but I’m just sick of these asshole’s holding suicide over our head like a threat. Suicide isn’t a joke. It’s not something you use as revenge to come after Turtleboy. If you make light of it by using it as a threat against us, we’re gonna make light of it too. Because the fact of the matter is that there are people out there who contemplate suicide on a daily basis and you trivialize their lived experience by pretending your loved one is suicidal.

He used this comment to build his case though…..

What a piece of shit. I felt bad for him when he first messaged, but not anymore. You gotta be a pretty pathetic lowlife to pretend your Mom is suicidal to win a pissing match with a blog.

This is just what we’re gonna do from now on if you message us with your pity party suicide bullshit. We’re gonna ask you what’s taking so long. Because the fact of the matter is that you’re not suicidal and you’re human garbage for being so trivial about it.

I really couldn’t believe the stupid in this one. Especially since according to his LinkedIn he actually has a college degree and works for Hollister as a “manager, recruiting – Accounting, Finance, Tax & Audit.”

In other words, he’s smart enough to know that nothing he’s saying is true, and yet he’s still pretending his Mom is suicidal because she got caught illegally parking in a handicapped spot. And he thinks we’re dumb enough to fall for it. Nice try docherocket.

P.S. He has since blocked us and instead decided to send mom at us, who is threatening to kill herself in order to prove a point:

And she says we’re going to jail when she does because of the Michelle Carter ruling….

Crazy part is that in the Deyoung family, this is the one who is considered to have her shit together.

38 Comment(s)
  • RacKAttacK
    August 13, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    Holy fuckballs Nikki Potnik strikes again. This guy should get Dennis on the horn. IASIP strikes again.

  • It’s not the same Hollister
    August 11, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    It’s not the same Hollister. If you know a financial advisor at one of the major wirehouses ask them what the recruiting deals are like. It’s still the best kept secret in the business and for a good reason. If you’re not already familiar with the industry you won’t believe the kind of money that’s involved.

  • Jim
    August 11, 2018 at 3:22 am

    What laws were violated by getting information from a plate?

    • Fairy tale land
      August 11, 2018 at 11:52 am


  • Walter "Tickles" Bird
    August 10, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    If she is so unstable she might kill herself over a handicap parking spot violation I think she just might be mentally incompetent to even drive. She needs a letter from a doctor saying she is stable. Does the registry know about this road hazard?

    Now I can give her a ride. Send her down to my office and we will talk about stuff.

  • tyler
    August 10, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    I like turtle boy but this seems fucked up…

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 10, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    Reading this top to bottom I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. God save Turtleboy!

  • Ultimate Face Off
    August 10, 2018 at 6:19 pm

  • Trump That Bitch
    August 10, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    If Turtleboy can successfully make his mom kill herself, I’ll laugh my ass off!!!

    • The joke
      August 11, 2018 at 11:45 am

      TBS has nothing to do with what she chooses to do. If she decides to kill herself, it’s her own decision( which she won’t do) but it’s her choice, nobody can push anyone to do something. That Michelle Carter was a different breed far from the same thing.

  • suckittrebek
    August 10, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    is anyone supposed to care if some used up old whiny cokehead kills herself? if a tree falls in the woods does anyone hear it?

  • WeAreFucked
    August 10, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    Not a single person outside the DeYoung family can keep a straight face reading the exchanges in the last two blogs.
    Priceless material. Funny as hell.

  • Captain Trips
    August 10, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    From the sound of her voice I think she’s committing slow suicide anyway with a 2 packs of Newport 100’s per day habit

  • Captain Trips
    August 10, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Hey sonny, your mom has more mileage on her than a fucking ’73 Pinto.

    Anyone who parks in a handicapped spot and is not handicapped is a useless POS

    If she needs a razor blade hit me up

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 10, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    The defendant is found guilty in this case of deformation of face.

  • Chip Striker
    August 10, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Piece of advice. Have mom park in a regular spot and while she’s at it, tuck those titties in . Let this story die, you’re the ones keeping it alive.

    And tuck those titles in, she’s a grandmother for fucksake.

  • Tim
    August 10, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    Did she do it yet?

  • z
    August 10, 2018 at 2:26 pm


    His mom is Ozzy Osbourne?

    The glasses, the hair, the jaw line.

    All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

    Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay

    Crazy, but that’s how it goes
    Millions of people living as foes
    Maybe it’s not too late
    To learn how to love
    And forget how to hate

    Mental wounds not healing
    Life’s a bitter shame
    I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
    I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

    August 10, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    I don’t get the point of this story. Are you just trolling him?

    • Budda
      August 10, 2018 at 1:58 pm

      This is the second story. Read the past blogs to catch up. Lorraine Deyoung

        August 10, 2018 at 2:10 pm

        I second this. This guy seems normal. I come here for the white trash hood rat shit!

          August 10, 2018 at 2:12 pm

          ohhh i didn’t realize there are other posts

    • Finn
      August 10, 2018 at 2:15 pm


      “I don’t get the point of this story. Are you just trolling him?”

      Who’s trolling who?

      Lorraine is the type of woman who gets in the face of her husband/boyfriend and says, “What are you going to do? Hit me? Come on! Hit me!! I dare you! Hit me!.” And when the dude says, “Nope, I wish, but I don’t want to go to jail.” and walks away from her crazy ass — she runs to anyone that will listen. She then tells her nutty son and nutty nephew that she ALMOST got hit and she’s “scared” now.

      She is a professional victim. Holy shit, she won’t kill herself, she’ll miss out on all the drama that surrounds her. She’s got too many victim stories left in her.

      Nick – if you’re such a great son, here’s the advice you give your mom, “Get off social media, take up gardening and yoga, and mind your own business.”. Problem solved. My parents NEVER would even consider having Facebook. My mother calls it “silly”. My dad thinks that grown men that have it are “fruity” (always makes me laugh). They’re old.

  • Save the little Deyoung’s
    August 10, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    I think DCF should be contacted Incase she kills herself when the kids are home. She is mentally unstable to care for anyone if she is suicidel. She has said it and even her son is saying she is gonna. We gotta get those kids to safety!!!

  • That Face Could Stop A Sundial
    August 10, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    See, the way we know the taintswab DeYoung minions are looking at these comments is because you’re the only ones who would downvote them. Now we’re REALLY going to fuck with you.

  • CrispyC
    August 10, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Ok this long exchange with Nick really had me laughing. Poor kid just couldn’t get any traction in the argument with you and you just kept slapping him around.

    Poor Nick!

  • xyz
    August 10, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    What a great mother, she is threatening suicide. Is she fit to even have Tony Deyoung small children. A mother doesn’t say shit like this, even if it’s just for attention. Something isn’t right with this woman, who btw has done plenty of drugs in her life. Ask her to explain why the car accident happened. Plenty to that story. Remember she is in the Deyoung tree

    • Lorraine-utang
      August 10, 2018 at 1:32 pm

      Looks like this time she shaved off all the orange hair before she swung down from the DeYoung tree.

  • Queef Lorraine
    August 10, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    This name beats “Lactation Station” by a rachet bus commute to the DTA office.

  • Y
    August 10, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Remember, it’s down the road, not across the street.

  • Fraudenliving
    August 10, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    I don’t just chase the (handicapped) boys, I park in their spots too

  • Honkey Kong
    August 10, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    The best part about this is how much that self-important douchebag thinks he knows the law when he’s a lickspittle at an employment agency. The only difference between a bloodless headhunter and a hooker is the hooker doesn’t wear a tie and she gets paid extra to lick grundle.

    He has no idea what a dumb fuck he really is. He works at Hollister. He is categorically obligated to take potential clients seriously, even if they fuck with him until his head explodes. He has no concept of what a hard time people can give him, and he’s just fucked with the Turtle Force. I might just pretend to call him looking for a candidate to assist me with my bookie payouts and collections and finding tax loopholes.

    If any cops are reading this, based on the upcoming surveillance information, you can argue over who gets to give that seahag a ticket based on evidence of her parking in a handicapped zone.

  • Lorraine DeYoung
    August 10, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    I’ll do it… you’ll see… and then you’ll be in jail… and I’ll be the one with the last laugh! I’m crazy enough to do it too… You don’t know. I’ll be laughing when your taking the rectal justice missile. And I’ll be THE WINNER!!!

    • Freek Squad
      August 10, 2018 at 1:14 pm

      Bitch, I’m surprised your computer doesn’t bluescreen in terror when you sit in front of it.

    • See ya
      August 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm

      Remember side ways is for attention, the long way is for results, wouldn’t want any mistakes

    • Whorelain DeYUCK
      August 10, 2018 at 2:24 pm

      You won’t be a winner. You’ll be a dead loser that just admitted you’re crazy enough to kill yourself over a blog ya effing psycho. Happy hangings!

    • STD free, maybe not for you tho
      August 11, 2018 at 11:37 am

      You won’t do shit! Your a attention whore. You can’t enjoy attention when your dead. That’s why you make it a point to show your titties all the time, which hang to your belly button by the way you dirty druggie scank. And I do know you, I’m sure if you think just a little bit you will remember me too, face down ass up.. warts and all!! Your tits were smacking off your own face! Come on think about it.. and you did plenty of blow that night to

  • Screw PC
    August 10, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    So, what the fuck? Did that cunt kill herself yet? That face is scaring wildlife as we speak.

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