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So there’s a woman out in West Warren named Tracy Wood.

Back in early November she announced to the Facebook world that she might have cervical cancer:

Obviously this was followed by the standard “thoughts and prayers” comments:

Turns out she only thought she had cervical cancer because she tested positive for HPV, which 75% of the population already has.

Then on November 16 she announced to the world that she does not in fact have cancer:

The timing was interesting to say the least. Especially since on that same exact day she was arrested for selling prescription drugs to under cover cops in Warren, which were paid for by using Masshealth.

In other words, we paid for it. Ya got that? Some Warren cheesehog gets free healthcare, paid for by the people who actually work for a living, and she’s getting pills which she clearly does not need, and then reselling them for an untaxed profit on the black market.

Also, we may have profiled her crack den on a Turtleboy Sports bone ride:

And as usual when something like this happens, the enablers start showing up with their usual set of excuses. Ya know, “it was a setup,” “the cops are corrupt,” “keep her name out your mouths,” and other long-winded, nonsensical run-on sentences that turn into paragraphs rather quickly.

Only God can judge yo!! And don’t forget “this is an in justice,” (as opposed to an out justice):

“Get your facts straight”

“You’re not perfect,” “innocent till proved guilty,” and “you don’t even know her” are always classic Darrow-esque defenses too:

You’ll never guess Ware a brilliant scholar like Mary Haley is from:

Nah, just kidding. Ware is probably the first place you’d guess. And you’d be right. Although Wales is also a very underrated dump town too.

Then all of a sudden out of nowhere a full month later, Tracy Wood made her grand appearance on the Warren Patrol Association’s page to defend her good name:

Well that changes everything!! As long as they didn’t cuff you at your trash house where you were selling them taxpayer funded prescription meds. Now you’re a good person. Thanks for clearing that up.

And guess what? She’s getting more expensive taxpayer funded medical procedures:

She lost 60 pounds. Good for her. So then why is she getting surgery?

Wait…what? This is a medical necessity? Because it sounds like stretch marks to me. This is what “healthcare is a right” looks like in practice? This is something the taxpayers should fit the bill for? Welcome to Massachusetts.

Good luck finding her though. Because although she doesn’t have a car, she sure is a world traveler. One day she’s in Iceland:

The next day she’s in Thailand:

Wanna know why Healthcare costs so much? Because we give people free surgeries when they lose 60 pounds. The only shocking part about this lady’s story is the lack of a GoFundMe. Maybe she just doesn’t know about it yet.

Anyway, this woman is a drug dealer. Don’t forget that. We are in the midst of an opiate epidemic, and it’s because of people like her. Yes, drugs are a choice. But after a while the addiction becomes physical, not just mental. Addicts technically have the choice to get clean, but it’s a hard journey and one that requires support. Drug dealers have the choice to step away at any time. This is easy to do, and doesn’t require any support. But they keep doing it because they enjoy profiting off of the misery of others. And to make it worse the taxpayers are paying for it, along with her excess skin removal surgery. These are the stories our leaders and fake news like the Turtelgram don’t want you to know, because then you might question why you work so hard to finance this garbage.

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