This is Carlo DeMaria.
After giving up the dream of becoming an extra who pisses off Tony Soprano and gets whacked for mouthing off at the Bada Bing club, he decided to run for Mayor of Everett instead. He’s held the position for many years now and excels at the art of ribbon cutting
Handing out awards with his name on it.
Brushing elbows with powerful people who are taller than him.
Receiving awards for being able to read at a third grade level
And doing interviews about new bike lanes, or whatever the latest big news out of the metropolis of Everett is.
And he always stays fresh with a recently dry cleaned suit, unless of course he’s posing for pictures of himself raking leaves.
Well, Mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo evidently went to the Everett High School graduation last week and wasn’t happy to find out that a bunch of people trespassing on private property had their cars towed. Naturally he took to Facebook to lash out at the business.
So the Mayor of a city, who gets his money largely from tax dollars paid for by local businesses, is using his official Mayor Facebook page to smear two of these businesses for legally towing a bunch of people who took up spots that could be used by customers? I know two businesses that won’t be getting their ribbons cut this year by Ricky Ravioli.
Tony Tortellini actually used words like “ashamed,” “disgusted,” “insupportable action,” and says the business owners acted “senselessly and ignorantly.”
Hey Louie Lasagana, here’s an idea – figure this shit out ahead of time. Ya know, because you’re the Goddamn Mayor. How bout the next time I’m in Everett (God willing it never comes to that) me and 30 friends park in your driveway and leave for a few hours? You know there’s a graduation, you know parking is tight, and you know you run the city. So figure out a friggin plan instead of whining like a bitch on Facebook about it afterwards.
And did this juicy gelato really say that these businesses, “will be spoken to?” Are they gonna have to go to their room and think about what they did too?
Oh, and if you live in glass houses, maybe don’t throw stones. Especially if you were recently accused by four women of sexual harassment.
In 2014, The Boston Globe reported that Everett Mayor Carlo DeMaria allegedly groped a woman who came to his office for help. Among three other women who accused DeMaria of sexual harassment was a city employee who said the mayor asked her for oral sex. DeMaria denied the accusations and remains in office after winning re-election unopposed in 2017.
He’s the Italian version of Jasiel Correia.
He also sat by and did nothing as teachers in Everett demanded the removal of the most corrupt superintendent ever. Finally he jumped on the bandwagon when the now disgraced superintendent was charged with indecent assault and battery on several school district employees.
Everett sounds like a great place to get groped!!
Dude kept going at it in the comments with people who rightfully pointed out that it’s not the business owner’s fault that dumbasses parked in their lot.
If you think you have problems now, wait until the casino gets there. Maybe next time send out an email telling people where to park instead of crying about it and using your platform to shame local business owners who pay your salary.
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