We’re almost done with the Landon Steele series, which will conclude next week. In Part 6 (which you can read on TB Daily News by clicking here) we look at what Landon did to his poor dog Grace, the American hero he blamed for shooting him in the face, the many lies he’s told about his mercenary services, and how he got accidentally busted in 2016 when a video of him made the rounds in SJW circles. Also talked about it on the live show last night around the 29 minute mark.
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What happened to Part 7??
Strange TB labels a case of ANIMAL ABANDONMENT and ANIMAL CRUELTY as merely “dog neglect”. Both can be prosecuted.
Check out John Burke (Aka the homo who kissed Landon) on his FB page. He just called TB out less than an hour ago – it’s public.
Time to attack another wanna be celeb “vet.”
It is hard for a man to live with himself knowing that he is Personnel Other than Grunt (POG).
Being a POG certainly has it’s upside and most POGS are great. However, it’s the POG faggots that pretend to be Infantry like Landon NotReal who give all the other POGS a bad rep.
STOLEN VALOR LANDON!
This guy is every CrossFit clown with a beard and a Jeep. They run a spartan race and think they’re Navy SEALS. Only difference is that you did a story on this guy and the rest are driving around the state in jacked up Jeeps driving from tattoo parlor to tattoo parlor.
It’s true, most CrossFit people think they are fucking commandos. I love how they claim steroids aren’t rampant in CrossFit gyms. Total bullshit.
This is the truth. This dude just took it slightly further, but there are hundreds of these bullshit artists, and a ton of civilians dying to eat it up; every word of their bullshit. Here’s a good rule of thumb: Those that know, don’t tell: those that tell don’t know.
Psycho Narcisist… check check
Genduso couldn’t see through this idiot? Is she still with him?
Listen to latest live show YouTube link on Turtleboys FB. He says she thanked TB & broke up with skeletor immediately.
Exactly JoeD. She must have been a great cop with that intuition.
“Even the most INTUITIVE criminal investigator can be wrong from time-to-time.“
-Ace Ventura
Leigha Genduso can get it.
RECORDS REQUEST THE DD214…FUCK THIS CLOWN
Dogs are a gift from Almighty God to the human race. Any man who mistreats them deserves to be drawn and quartered.
Landon deserves a public lynching, bring your DD214 for a free shot at this POG piece of human excrement
Being a lying poser is one thing.
Abusing dogs is another.
Hopefully someone goes full John Wick on this faggot
Part 6 ? Has anyone actually read any of the first 5 parts? I honestly can’t commit any part of my life reading a 6-part series on Turtleboy, my life isn’t quite that boring yet.
Yet here you are. Stick to reading your Gentlemen Quarterly then you sack of shit. Just had to comment though didn’t you. Listen…..nobody gives a shit so go tell it to your cat.
Poor Grace. Her expression at the protest breaks my heart. She deserved so much better.
We are you going to get to the part about his time with the French Foreign Legion? Landon has done it all, just ask him.
My bad, it should be When not we.
We lost a lot of good men out there.
I want to go back in time and give his mother ovarian cancer so she wouldn’t be able to bore him. What a complete waste of oxygen, and the fact that the bullet didn’t kill him proves that there is no god. If he ever appears in public again, he better be pelted with rocks. And anyone who sees him and doesn’t pelt him with a rock needs to have rocks pelted at them.
Langley, do the world a favor and breathe in the finest smack Lawrence, Ma has to offer. Diego has a batch with your name on it..
This dude loves 80’s action movies and decided to role play one in real life, what a fucking clown, I believe he takes most of his inspiration from Snake Plisken and Reese from terminator, what a dildo.
When does the version with the screen shots that are in order come out?
All of them are a disgrace Iraq never attacked us israel did 9/11 they went to the wrong country the dumb fucks. No stolen valor when there’s none to steal. Then TB wonders why woman are scared at pedojew stadium in Foxboro with kraft the diddler.
STFU, you flaming pussy. You’ve done NOTHING but complain and whine on your computer since you were a lonely, animal-abusing preteen. I don’t give a fuck about Kraft or the Pats or Israel or anything else that you seem to be obsessed with. I do, however, care about douche fucks like Landouche b&e’ing fellow veterans lives and experiences and twisting it all up in a shit-pile of Landonism and bullshit.
PS- you wouldn’t know what valor is if I wrote you up a douche-commendation on a cucumber and stuck it up your ass. Now go away., you pussy.
Lol. You went to the wrong country what a dumb fuck.
No one cares about Landon but people just like him. People with no honor like the fag who wants to whine on here because he served a foreign country.
Brian Kolfage is a real American Hero!
This motherfucker is the male equivalent of Maude the Fraud. Imagine the fucking squad of liars those two would breed!
His Instagram is wide open, guys
Looks like his last post was like 5 years ago I doubt he uses it
He hasn’t posted on that bitch in four years tho.
Is he still dating Leigha? Where has she been??
Rumor has it she stopped talking to him after part 1
She didnt even leave him over the article, she was actually defending him on here after the 3rd one came out… I heard from one of her friends that the real reason he left her was that she was dealing with him leaving piss stained clothes all over the place and he was blaming it on her dogs, and then one night he shit himself in their bed and that is why she finally kicked him out.
Bro, this dude hasn’t stepped foot in MA. He probably is thumbing it on the highway with a bottle of well whiskey and left his new dog at a shelter.
Anyone know if Hop Lite has fired him yet? The owner would be a fucking moron if he keeps him employed.
Yes…..according to UT on one of the live shows, Hoplite did fire him.
Exactly how fucked up is this guy?! Pissing and shitting himself?! He’s a full blown derelict. Imagine her waking up to shit all in her bed? Jesus, what a cluster fuck.
Dude has no way out. Fully exposed with nowhere to go.
Better question is, where is Landon?
Leigha can’t be silly enough to have him around still. I heard she tossed him.
She’s probably lying low. She doesn’t need this clown bringing more headaches than she already has.
I just want to open up his face wound and skull fuck this douche. And as for the chairborne fanboys and fat girls who fall all over him, they’re almost as bad. They get so blinded with hero worship they glom on to this fag so tightly, they blindly attack anyone who dares question their FB idol. I hope I bump into this queer at the VA, I’ll show him clear and present danger, again we vets chringe at guys like this.
He’s Four Leaf Tayback from Tropic Thunder!
Commander McBrag lives, i’d rather have a drink with Bo Bergdahl than this cocksucker
Im sure that is stil in question
This guy is a disgrace.
That, and he is delusional. Truly sick man. Claiming to train SEAL teams?! That’s just laughable. What’s more absurd is that people believe his bullshit.
I truly hope this man doesn’t have a firearm’s license bc he is a prime candidate to go postal. I mean, what does he have to lose? Nothing.
Where he blows his brains out on facebook live.
Regards,
-E.Norma Stitz
How is this fucking turd not in jail by now?!?
I mean, like John J. Rambo, in the original movie, he’s prob living off the land in some vast expanse while evading capture
More like dumpster diving in
Florida.