Back in February WMTG did a blog on Failure Swift, an unhinged lunatic who caused a scene at Kent Hospital in Warwick and refused to leave after nurses called her our for not really being sick.
She’s also been trying out for American Idol for several years now:
And posts her pyramid schemes on Facebook all day, everyday .
Then there was the fraudulent GoFundMe’s for her imagined diseases as well.
By her side and filming the whole thing was her loving husband/pet Metro. Yes, his name is literally Metro.
Pray for Metro.
You would think that participating in her charades and being such a loyal husband would get him some cred with the ol’ ball and chain. But evidently all is not well in the Failure Swift household, because she recorded a must see video from her bedroom in which poor Metro is trying to watch TV in bed but is rudely interrupted by the psychopath who shares the bed with him. She then posted the video to Facebook, even though Metro calls her out for stealing all their money and trying to take his house from him. Watch:
Pray for Metro.
Here’s how that conversation went if you didn’t watch the video:
Metro: “It’s not blaring Katherine!”
Failure Swift: “I had multiple grand mal seizures last night, and you refused to take me to my show, yet you’re still up, and you don’t help me in, and I’m supposed to be all happy. While I’m in pain, after I just had multiple seizures. And you’re just laying in bed watching your show.”
Metro: Katherine, you are mentally ill.
Failure Swift: “OK, keep abusing me. Metro, how bout go be single somewhere else.”
Metro: I know you’re going to the lawyer to try to get him to do the deed.
Failure Swift: “I’m not trying, the deed’s done.”
Metro: Katherine, I know you spent $6,000 on your his and her secrets, and fucking lied and joined Dean Grassiosi for $300. And fucking $2,000 that you sneaked and taken my money for that other one.
Failure Swift: “Are you insane? I didn’t sneak anything of your money.”
Metro: You freaking took all my money.
Failure Swift: “All of our money is our money.”
Metro: No there’s no your money. I noticed that you have no deposits for the entire month of April. You’ve taken $800 out of the ATM. You’ve given $200 to….”
Failure Swift: “You have my bank accounts?”
Metro: I can go into your accounts, I have access.
Failure Swift: “How are you getting into my bank accounts?”
Metro: You gotta be better with your passwords.
Failure Swift: “If the bank is letting you in….”
Metro: Why are you taking my $35,000?
Failure Swift: “I’m not taking your money.”
Metro: You took my money and went and bought your stuff!!
Failure Swift: “If you have my files that came in the mail. If you took my statement I need my statement because those go in files for my business.”
Metro: There is no statement.
Failure Swift: “OK well I’ll have the lawyer to take you to court.”
Metro: I’ve seen what you spent and you’ve actually spent $2000 for that….
Failure Swift: “No I didn’t.”
Metro: YOU DID!! You paid $1995!! And you spent $765 on another thing.
Failure Swift: “OK so you either went into my account which is illegal….”
Metro: You lied to me!! You’re a fucking thief.
Failure Swift: “No, you’re not allowed to go into my mail especially for my business, because that is illegal.”
Metro: There is no mail for your business.
Failure Swift: “Yes there is! I get my statements mailed to me! You stole my statements.”
Metro: You are a fucking thief. There is no statement.
Failure Swift: “Then how did you see my bank account?”
Metro: How did I see you send a text to your lawyer saying hurry up and do this because Metro, I’m gonna leave him to take his house, I need the deed done. I’ve read all your stuff Katherine, you’re a fucking sneak.
Failure Swift: “I told you I text lawyer.”
Metro: We’re sitting here struggling to get by….
Poor, poor Metro. He just wants to watch his programs in peace and quiet.
He puts up with her insanity because he’s a nice guy, but he reached his breaking point when he wasn’t allowed to watch Star Trek. At that point it all came out. You don’t mess with a man’s network programs. He called her out on the fact that her “business” is nothing more than a pyramid scheme, and the fact that “their” money is really his money, and she takes it and spends it on her “business” which produces no sales or profits. On top of that she’s scheming behind his back with her lawyer to take the dude’s house. She literally found the biggest sucker she could, trained him to go along with her constant bullshit, squatted in his house with her crotch fruits, spent all his money, and then plotted with a lawyer to take the house from him.
Poor, poor Metro.
This is what happens when men are raised to be too nice. This is why toxic masculinity is underrated. Because without it men turn into Metro. The kids aren’t even his, and as you can see in this video, they treat him like Phil from Jackass. Meanwhile she’s started a new “company” for holistic medicine, on top of all her other “businesses,” and is still lying about voluntarily going off her chemo injections.
Blink twice if you want us to save you Metro.
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