Fall River 700lb King Cheesehog From TLC’s My 600lbs Life Kicked Out Of Hospital For Ordering Pizza, Has Vids Abusing Nurses With “N” Word, Laughing At Tax Payers For Free Healthcare
I don’t know how many of you guys watch reality TV, but this dude from Fall River, who resembles a real-life Jabba the Hutt, ended up on TLC’s My 600 lbs life a couple nights ago. Part two airs sometime next week.
Note: I’m going to be throwing a lot of YouTube vids at you guys, and normally I can tell a story without you having to watch them, but they are pretty important this time.
I have never really watched anything on that shit channel, but we got tipped off there was a local on there, so I suffered through it for all of you. It’s too easy to make fat jokes at this dude. The reality is that he’s the biggest fucking asshole I’ve ever seen. Ever.
Steven Assanti is 33 and has managed to get himself to 734 lbs. That’s thin for him. At one point he was almost 800lbs. Winner, winner, hide your chicken dinner.
You may remember him as the guy who was tossed out of the Rhode Island Hospital. He was in for emergency weight loss and lost a whole whopping 20lbs in three months. Probably because he eventually got kicked out for ordering himself a pizza.
He didn’t like being told no so he threatened to sue for discrimination. I kid you not. His father, John Assanti, refused to let the loaf come home, so he was living in his dad’s SUV under a bridge in Cranston.
The guy who put together this next video sums it all up nicely:
It’s one thing to eat yourself to death. It’s another thing when you’re making YouTube videos calling the tax payers idiots for working. He called us “stupid mother fuckers” because we are paying for his food, housing, medical bills, phone, urinal, camera and computer. You guys have to see this.
(I actually found a link that wasn’t to his page because I will not contribute to him earning a check for his disgusting behavior.)
He’s a state-funded freak show.
If that’s not bad enough, he’s so big that he can’t even wipe his own ass or get up to take a piss. So, once again, he checked himself in to a hospital, this time New Bedford Rehab, for weight loss. This is what happened:
I guess the African American nurse wasn’t moving fast enough for him (can you imagine the work it takes to get this laardvark to present his ass for cleaning?) so he started rage-screaming and calling her the N word repeatedly. He shot the video himself because he thought he was somehow in the right and threatened to call the police as he called the nurses “cunts.”
We are paying for his tantrums. We are paying for him to abuse hardworking nurses. We are paying for him to be an opiate addict.
Oh, didn’t I mention that? He just checked himself in to another rehab facility for drug abuse! Awesome! Can you imagine the amount of drugs it takes to get this slob high?
Of course he blames everyone else for his “addiction.” He blames his parents because they were boozers and were mean to him. Seems to me they weren’t mean enough to him. None of that seems to matter while he is reveling in the freak-show fame on his Facebook page. This wheezing loaf of fat stink actually has fans.
He makes everyone who crosses his path wish they could find a big enough pillow to suffocate him with. Even Dr. Phil called him a “con artist.”
While I don’t condone child abuse, it seems to me his parents should have beaten the bag out of him as a kid. Maybe then we wouldn’t be paying for him to be the world’s largest dukey rope.
Sure, the fat jokes are easy when someone had to rent a hauler to drive him to Texas for yet another weight loss clinic we are paying for. They are easy because his father, John, had to stop every 100 miles to throw him a couple Big Macs. Why? Because he was flipping out in the back of the truck over being hungry.
So, instead of just making jokes about him being the grossest human alive, both physically and morally, I made a change.org petition to have him investigated for healthcare fraud. I urge you all to sign it. I’m going to send it in to both Rhode Island and Massachusetts officials, as I’m not sure which one holds his healthcare. I’m also going to send it in to the IRS. It’s time tons of fun learns to live by his own means.
He isn’t trying to better himself – he is exploiting the free insurance to gain internet fame and narcotics. For someone who is as lazy as he is – do you think he’s reporting the earnings from his TV appearances (Dr. Phil, TLC) or the royalties of his YouTube tubby troll channel as income? Probably not.
I’ve got a pal who does cooking videos and she can rake in almost $1k a month alone from YouTube. I bet you Jabba the Douche is getting way more than she is by filming himself degrading the people who allow him to continue his Dorito bag-licking lifestyle. Think he’s paying taxes on those royalties? Is that money reported when he reapplies for his free insurance? Nah. Let’s start an investigation and make him get off his lazy, s
poiled, and freeloading ass.
I believe that everyone has a right to healthcare. I do not believe that everyone has a right to make other people pay for it so that you can get Internet famous. Time to start hoofing your own bill.
You want to be so huge that you can’t walk to the fridge? Fine. But we here at Turtleboy Sports are going to make sure we aren’t paying for it anymore. Time to support yourself, you horrendous waste of oxygen.
I can’t wait for this King Cheesehog to nosh his last pizza.
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