Before I had a mental breakdown someone sent me this hilarious Fall River junior hoodbooger fight video and I never got a chance to blog about it. Let’s all enjoy it together. Click here if it doesn’t embed on the blog.
You could watch that video a thousand times and still have no idea who’s on whose side there. Everyone’s port-a-geez and rocking a pubestache, and not a single person in that video is EVER leaving Fall River.
It begins with the home team defending their turf – an abandoned church parking lot. Of course no Fall River fight video would be complete without a chinstrapped man well past his prime with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, a flat brimmed hat on his head, and a cup of Dunkin in his hand overseeing it all to make sure there are no shenanigans.
Then the visitors arrived after completing their remote learning to make their claim to the territory and decide once and for all who be running these streets.
Hundreds of punches were thrown in that fight, and exactly zero were landed.
There was however, no shortage of grappling and yelling “Wus up??!! Wus up??!!”
And Monica Cannon-Sweatpants did the unthinkable by attempting to walk over a two foot barrier, only to fall down and give us all a special treat.
He rebounded quickly though, and although he was involved in a huge brawl that could’ve gotten some seriously hurt if any of these McMuffins knew how to fight, at least he kept his mask on.
Safety first.
You know it’s bad when you can’t even connect on a curb stomp, which happened several times.
I mean, he’s right there guys. Edward Norton nods his head in disgust.
But then out of nowhere Professor Plum comes along with a lead pipe and wacks the guy in the back.
I solved the mystery:
It was the fatherless child
In the church parking lot
With a lead pipe
I do have to admit that the abandoned shopping cart in front of the abandoned church with hoodboogers throwing empty haymakers at each other, was like a metaphor for Fall River.
No point in going to church if everyone’s going to Hell anyway.
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BUT WHY FILM IN PORTRAIT
Oh dope, what a fresh new video.
Fights like this happen.
It’s understandable. You’re sitting in the online physics class, and the discussion turns to the topic of photons.
One student will claim, “photons are particles, the evidence is clear”. Another student will counter this, with the assertion, “You have failed to demonstrate a grasp of the concepts, it is clear, photons are a wave!”
The teacher, (insert proper pronoun here) will say, “Class, you are both right, science is ambiguous, and the theories of whether photons are particles or waves are both incomplete, and consequently must be more fully developed before conclusions can be drawn!
But earlier, in chemistry class, these same students had argued about the relative merits of ammonium nitrate as compared to mercury fulminate. The animosity was already there.
You can say “BELIEVE THE SCIENCE”, but when the science is incomplete or contradictory, there is only one answer.
Answer it with fists. At a church. But the blows did not land, and the point of the scientific inquiry remains unresolved. I am certain Galileo dealt with such issues when proposing that the earth was in orbit around the sun.
Fights like this happen.
Unc should start giving credit to where he steals all these stories from.
I am getting tired of him taking all the credit for other people’s work.
This is not the best example because it is a stupid article. But I saw this video earlier i. The day in a FB page, posted by one of the kids there.
He takes the poacher’ stuff, the ultra conservative’s stuff, the pages that make fun of ratchet’s stuff (although wrong, understandable as Unc seems to not leave mom’s basement)
Just give credit already! You are losing respect from us that come visit the site once in a while bro
Fucking savages.
Wow just watched masshole report. Bristol Chick took you down. She allleges her Receipts of you going after people without evidence of your claims, calling the Turtle Riders idiots, you don’t work, you live off donations from people you call stupid. You scammed donations for legal fees.
The walls are closing in.
There was no need to post the n1gg3r ass. You could of blurred that out.
She’s alleging you disseminated a secretly recorded conversation in which your facing felony charges and you basically used the source, leaving her out to face those charges…it’s time for you to make a rebuttal. when the worcester newspaper wrote about you you went to confront the person…if you don’t respond…it seems like she might have you beat. Us idiot riders are waiting for your response. Seems like this mental breakdown and her report on you are coincidentally happening at once. Doesn’t look good. Tormenter and that ugly middle aged guy you have on your podcasts aren’t going to keep the site running and funding your life. You must respond Uncle because you’re gonna lose many riders once she finds a way to reach them. Will you respond please do because with all the receipts she has it looks like youre a total fraudster but you have a chance to rebuttal.
If the ex blog employee couldn’t bring people over to her side before she was kicked to the curb, it ain’t happening. Since you seem to be her biggest (read only) fan, maybe it would be a kindness to suggest that it’s time for her to move on, find her own niche, stop living off past turtle stories, past glories. It’s pathetic that her life still revolves around all things turtle. It would be healthier for her to find a life where the people actually want her. It’s time
No no no. I went to troll Kate because she was doing a report on Turtle boy. And she has more views than this blog has readers sometimes. And I went to see her nonsense, and then was dumbfounded at how Uncle TB still is contacting and pursuing her. And all the revelations made. Not just hear say, but actual receipts on conversations they’ve had, texts, uncle’s money schemes, how he falsely accused a woman of a fraudulent go fund me when it was actually an older woman who did intend to give money to the couple who saved the kidnapped child. If you are incapable of going to the masshole report hour long turtleboy episode .. featuring Mike Gaffney, you are just immature. If you can’t give the other side of the argument their chance to present their evidence, then your not riding the turtle your riding uncle tbs dick. Because if you’re so confident she’s a big fraud liar, you wouldn’t be bothered to go here her side and pick it apart. I’d say it’s safe to say Uncle TB will maintain a small following of die hards, but I will never donate again until I get a rebuttal to the evidence she presented. If he just ignores it, then reeks of guilt. Something is seriously wrong with how those legal funds were handled he raised for the DV victim. But to be fair and balanced, he has to have his say. The silence is telling if it continues.
So, you think by insulting a person you don’t know is going to make them forget everything they’re read, by both of them? She still needs to let it go – turtle boy has moved on- regardless of the fact you people can’t.. Looks like the only person riding dick is you. Double bag her, pretend she’s not scum, accept the fact your standards are lower than they should be. no one cares about you troll. And we sure as hell don’t care about her.
Nah. I’d never read Kate’s blog, it’s not interesting. I’ve tried once or twice but I don’t even like the layout let alone her articles and writing style. I’m staying right here with TB and I think most people are. Thanks anyway though
And yet, that same Bristol chick was all about turtleboy and his idiots til this blog outgrew her. Sneaky, sleazy, child abusing women SHOULD have their own blogs. She can try to balance her lifestyle against those of us who find her less than. Many many of us.
Cute that you seem to appreciate what she represents, but still need to hit up TBS for the real deal. what’s that about?
That’s one big jail yard.
Let’s improve this product and export it throughout the world, like in the old days.
Get on a ship, boys!…US Navy or Merchant Marine
They fight like a bunch of fairy faggots. Is that a queer section of town ?
Mandatory military service for these sub-humans. A dog can learn to sit and follow and chase…. maybe we can teach these sub-humans concepts like responsibility, morality and honor….. then again, maybe not.
I would have never worn a hoodie to a fight. It can easily be pulled over your head and you lose all control and vision. Looks like none of these morons thought of doing that. That older tough guy at the end. To bad they didnt join forces and kick his ass. LOL
Portu Rican, Puerto Geese
What is the difference
don’t forget porta-potty
Puerto Grease
Portuguese think they’re European. Puerto ricans think they’re Taino Indian. They forget the black part…..
The ‘post-breakdown” content really sucks.
Is this the future of TB?
Unpopular Opinion: At least they aren’t staring at their phones or glued to the propaganda machine.
A little chin music is good for the animals. Charge admission and do a little gambling. Which fatherless loser will connect first?
When I was a teenager the only people who wore sweatpants in public were mentally retarded
Now it’s the ones wearing pajama pants
How’s the welfare program working out for everyone?
Another once proud town turned into a third world country.
And where do you think the ones pouring in by the thousands a day are going to go? The towns WE live in will be next.
Twat munching thugs…
I love the door knocker you have in your nose.I saw the picture..
Teachers unions- this is what happens when kids don’t go to school. They end up like this. Stupid, uncoordinated, and embarrassing. What a mess
And sometimes end up like this when they DO go to school….
Did any one of them connect? Even by accident? That was the biggest group of idiots North of the R.I. border. The sad part is, the rest of us are paying for them to stomp around and pretend to fight, that all happened on our dime. WTF is wrong with this state?
What a bunch of low life hood rats. I like how the older guy comes in at the end and regulates and breaks up the whole thing.
Ever notice these hood rats never know how to fight? If you are going to engage in a fight, atleast take martial arts, krav maga, boxing, etc so you kinda know what you are doing.
Meanwhile Aidan is whiny and suicidal from his mother’s basement….
Nice try kid.I see your channel is no more.
“Nothing more than useless, grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!”
Amen
YOU KNOW!!
I sucked multiple sex partners semen out of Obamas azz in a Chicago bathhouse. I liked it so much I begged for a second helping but settled for Obama blowing a big load down my throat and up my azz
Casual Observations:
1) The un-lit cigarette Dunkins guy is what success looks like in this neighborhood.
2) To the fat kid with red panties: “Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go thru life son”
GREAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not
Nah guys not not now.
Maybe they were frustrated they didn’t know how to use the internet to get their grandparents signed up for the vaccine – Joe Biden
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been fakin’ me out
Can’t make you happier now
We need a new political party what we have now is not working they act like they hate each other but its all show.why is gas going up under the Biden,both sides are fucking crooks
Fall River ranks #43 of the 50 most Dangerous cities in America.
It’s Basically one BIG Cesspool.
Just like everything else about Fall Rivah. A waste of 2 minutes time passing over and under it, then finally it’s in the rear view mirror, only to have to repeat the fabled rhyme….
Except this time, no one could say “had seen what they’d done and gave father 41” (edited for context), as not a one of these kids lives (including the Don King wannabe with flat brimmed hat, and dual writing instruments (which I highly doubt serves any purpose) and Dunkin cup in hand)) in a household with two married (opposite gender), “parents”.
Leave the Riv where it is. In van, down by the river and in the rear view mirror.
Are they spics ?
It’s hard to tell
Is the Liberal America. This is the education system. This is the environment the Democrats create and perpetuate. These are by no no means informed voters but to the contrary the uniformed non-voters who the woke liberals wish to uplift via handout policies.
Hint: The Liberal Policies do not work and yet enslave the non-vote further.
Scenes like this is why the education system is broken. Why the liberal policies fail and why governmental dependence is self perpetuating.
Good Luck with uplifting the poor and defunding law enforcement.
Cunts
And do not hand pick a feather off an ostrich’s ass by saying they are to young to vote. It’s all slime at the bottom of a dumpster.
Twats
This is so fall river
So Fall River
Port-a-geez ape monkey GARBAGE trash faggots! Worse than noggers!
..And the man in the back..
..said everyone attack..
..and they turned into PantyWaists!
These ladies were fucking hysterical, kids from the Perkins school could have landed more shots My absolute favorite was the the shit box with a donut spare…..priceless
No contact fighting courtesy the Rona
This wasn’t a fight. This was one huge choreographed fruity Tik Tok dance.
“Before I had a mental breakdown someone sent me this hilarious Fall River junior hoodbooger fight video”
Fucking weakling
If your done then get the fuck outa here, loser….
But that won’t happen because you read every fucking thing that is written here….
suck cock you pedophile fag worshipper
Who is the Ahole using my name?
Bill Cribben
AIDEN IS A WEAK BITCH, YOU WORSHIP FAGS, FUCKING LIBERAL
The person who usually has the name ‘done with this shit’ (myself) does indeed read every fucking thing that’s written here. Love this site. No clue who the tiny dicked unimaginative loser is using everyone’s name, but I agree- needs to get the fuck out
I enjoyed wqtching the fat negro boy trying to walk and exposing his ass crack. Spics, geez and nignogs, average IQ 74. Their mother are all sluts like kamala hairass
You stole my name bro
New Beige more better then Fall Rive.
“no point in going to church if everyone’s going to hell anyway”…I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!
The lack of masks and social distancing is unforgivable.
Our governor will be outraged.
It seems like it would be a good time to reopen “Big Dan’s”….
Damn, that’s a blast from the past. You must have gone to SMU.
Home of the most famous billiards table in the Commonwealth.
I didn’t go to SMU, I read about it in an article in Hustler Magazine. That was journalism, classic journalism.
Rockin their best Walmart sweatpants for rumble.
Like Jerry Seinfeld said, you’ve given up on life if you’re wearing sweatpants in public and not exercising. Even worse if they are the style like Mankind from the WWE wore
And this is the future of every major city in our country.
Do you think it is bad now?
In another 10 years it will be terrible
Within 30 years it will be total anarchy.
The burbs will be toast by then.
Save up and go rural.
It may still be safe then. No multi-family’s no projects.
Favala anyone.
Yeah, at this point there will only be various degrees of surrender.
If the Dems have their way, there will be no safe place. Useless Joe wants high capacity housing in the suburbs and rural areas. Useless Joe wants projects in EVERY neighborhood and he’s going to be using the full power of the Federal government to make it happen.