All-Star Criminals

Fall River Pole Mongoose Has Been Running Scam On Facebook, Lying About 4 Month Old Crotch Fruit To Get Free Shit, Then Selling It And Blocking The Donor

 

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This pole mongoose is Jen Tivey from Fall Rivey.

She’s a scam artist on various south shore Facebook groups who finally got called out for being a twat today.

Jessica here put a car seat for sale on a yard sale page, but when this skankbeast saw her generosity she decided to take advantage of that by pretending to have a best friend who needed it for her crotch fruit. Being the decent human being that she is Jessica hooked her up and then some.

How much free shit could she guilt this woman out of? Once she latches onto the titty she sucks these people dry. She had a whole backstory and everything. You don’t do that if it’s your first time scamming on Facebook.

Then of course she shamelessly put it up for sale herself.

And as soon as the OP posted about it all the others who had been victimized by ghetto Regina George came forward as well.

Same bullshit story. Although the response to this one made me lol.

Bitch, it’s $3. No that’s not negotiable. Shut your cum vacuum and give me $3.

If you search for her name on Facebook the only thing that comes up is her selling kid’s crap, even though it does not appear as if she has any crotch fruits of her own.

In other words, she’s been pulling this “my friend has a kid” bullshit for a long time now.

This one was my personal favorite.

Pro tip – if you’re gonna sell a Victoria’s Secret shirt for $40 because it’s “brand new,” make sure you don’t have a profile picture on your Facebook page of your rocking that “brand new” shirt.

Purple hair is becoming the new flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat for skanks.

Guess what she does for work?

Girlfriend wants to come inside your house to “clean.” Don’t worry though, she’s not the type to rob you. It’s not like she’s a pathological liar who preys on people’s generosity and has been getting away with it because prior to today no one has ever called her out on her bullshit.

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    November 16, 2019 at 2:04 am

    She can come clean my house, no problem.
    She’ll have to wear a collar and a few other accessories.
    This young lady could benefit from a roundly rogered rump, in my professional estimation. It could turn into a live-in situation with her very own, very secure privacy suite where intensive physical counseling can go on, uninterrupted.
    No safewords, no safe spaces. None of that nonsense in my work space.
    It might be best not to discuss the “severance package” given upon departure.

  • The angry taint
    November 15, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    I didn’t know the missing link had a sister. I have no pity for these buffoons who get scammed by people like her.

  • JJ
    November 15, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Is it just me or does anyone else think lady looks like a dude? “IT’ MA’AMMM”
    With all the trannies running around, I could never trust any woman that wears those retarded choker things around their necks. Makes me wonder, what are you hiding behind that stupid thing, is it a larynx or a laryngeal prominence?O0oo00 wait, it isssss a laryngeal prominence!

    Any chick who dies their hair outside of a natural color i.e. purple, pink, green. is a fucking pig it’s science! I make no apologies for stating this fact. If you’re a chick and get offended by my statement then you are obviously a pig and not a woman!

    • Liawatha
      November 15, 2019 at 12:58 pm

      JJ, when in doubt one should take a non gender specific approach, and always utilize non gender specific pronouns.
      HE/SHE HIM/HER HIS/HER HIS/HERS HIMSELF/HERSELF
      zie zim zir zis zieself
      sie sie hir hirs hirself
      ey em eir eirs eirself
      ve ver vis vers verself
      tey ter tem ters terself
      e em eir eirs emself
      I hope this clear things up.

      • Moe Howard
        November 15, 2019 at 1:33 pm

        With all due respect, allow me to test your mental coordination. Now follow me:
        (swing it)
        Be a bay
        Be e bee
        Be I bicky bye
        Be O bo
        Bicky by bo bay you boo
        Bicky by bo boo.

        See a kay
        See e see
        See I sicky si
        See O so
        Sicky si so say you soo
        Sicky si so soo.

        Get it?

        Dee a day
        Dee e dee
        Dee I dicky die
        Dee o dough
        Dicky die do day you do
        Dicky die do do.

        Now you take it.

      • JJ
        November 15, 2019 at 1:34 pm

        O lizzy, you always crack me up! Thanks for being you and adding some laughter into this crazy world of ours! Have a wonderful weekend!

      • JJ
        November 15, 2019 at 1:40 pm

        Hey Lizzy, I did have one question for you I forgot to ask in my reply. What made you switch from being a Republican to a Democrat?

        • Liawatha
          November 15, 2019 at 3:00 pm

          A repub….!! wha… huh? Pshaw!

    • Y
      November 15, 2019 at 1:49 pm

      Poor trannies; they can’t even find a date these days…

  • Roastheart
    November 15, 2019 at 11:29 am

  • Captain Trips
    November 15, 2019 at 9:38 am

    She spends the scam money on purple hair dye so she can fit right in at the next Lizzie Warren supporters meeting

  • National Inquirery
    November 15, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Why is the reason that you have such a big audience but never saw more than 100 votes on a comment? In fact it’s usually under 20. With people voting multiple times. It may be like 3 or 4. You’ve asked for some dough many times over.

  • Lake Flaccid
    November 15, 2019 at 8:10 am

    100% chance she hates Trump and the Police.

    • Captain Trips
      November 15, 2019 at 9:39 am

      Agreed!

  • Sir Smoke A Lot
    November 15, 2019 at 7:22 am

    Surely she is as high as a hot air balloon.

  • Garcia Vega
    November 15, 2019 at 5:48 am

    If you Google the word “Skank” her picture comes up. Safe to assume they are living off our dime. So now she’s outed for this scam, next week she will be running another. It’s all this type knows, must suck though, to never have lived an honest day since the age of 18. What the both of them are right now, is all they will ever be…. What a way to live.

  • It's the Freakin Weekend
    November 15, 2019 at 5:20 am

    He inherited the house but has to pay the heat still. He must be new at being a adult. Not a bright idea to hit up face book and run scams when his house is the size of a trailer. Bin Laden lived in highly secured caves in the mountains of afghanistan not an above ground pop tent in Massachusetts. For what? $200?

    • WeRFucked
      November 15, 2019 at 6:20 am

      Ghost Cowboy?

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 15, 2019 at 2:24 am

    those creamed corn front teeth of her better two thirds are apt to give you yellow fever if you fall into their unbrushed trance.

    • Captain Trips
      November 15, 2019 at 9:36 am

      Someone get him some comet cleanser and a wire brush for those teeth of his

  • Russmo
    November 14, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    I see she’s married to Joe Rogan

    • Y
      November 15, 2019 at 10:10 am

      I think his name is actually Toe Rogan.

  • JJ
    November 14, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    • Y
      November 15, 2019 at 9:35 am

      I like it, JJ. Don’t support Fake News (MSM).

      We, the people, are the news, now!

      • JJ
        November 15, 2019 at 11:29 am

        Hahaha I figured you would. I posted about her a few blogs back. Not sure if you reread older blogs so wanted to post it just incase.

        Nothing but love for ya big Y. You have an awesome weekend!

  • real genius
    November 14, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    It’s a wonder that they even take a hack at this kind of thing anymore, with people getting collared each day for the same sort of scam.

  • Turtle McTurdface
    November 14, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    OK. Stupid people give away shit, then complain because someone is selling it.

    The stupid shall be punished.

  • Talldeval
    November 14, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Bet she would clean your pipes too for a couple bucks

  • I blame Facebook too
    November 14, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    These companies like Facebook and Twitter must be able to determine from the IP numbers of these people who they are. And if they’re using these platforms to scam people they should be permanently removed from such platforms. I don’t know shit about computers but I’m sure they have staff that could prevent this. But then again they probably don’t give a shit

  • Y
    November 14, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    A conniving woman, who would’ve thought?

    • Right
      November 15, 2019 at 10:14 am

      Ya this was gross but they did show that guy creepily touching the young women- one even asked him in the beginning not to touch her anymore yet he continued. And what happens wayyyyyy more often is women who do get groped, and/or raped, and are afraid to tell anyone.

    • Fred Knessl
      November 15, 2019 at 1:58 pm

      This one is disturbing on a couple of levels.
      First, this involves Elizabeth Geisel, the Olympic Swimmer from North Kingstown RI. I guess this show is the only option for ex-Olympians. A regular hero to a lot of young RI’ers and Americans.
      Second, this is a “Reality” show. That means NOTHING gets onto film without a script. Fer Christ’s sake, they have 168 hours worth of potential footage per week and it’s so godawful that they have to invent these cunty side plots. So the outcome was planned in advance by the Reality team. Sure is great that it backfired.

    • Startled Pancake
      November 18, 2019 at 11:19 am

      WHOA WTF, those are women? One looks like it has a jaw for cracking walnuts, the other has a squished head, a pushed in face or something haha

  • Liawatha
    November 14, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    I love how Jen selflessly obtained baby items for a friend in need. It truly warms the cockles of my heart.

    • mrme
      November 14, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      Chief…your killing me!!!

  • Jessica Roberts
    November 14, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    There are hearts broiling like a piece of haddock inside your readers chests. Stories like this will help them do something else. Just sayin.

    • The angry taint
      November 15, 2019 at 2:40 pm

      Say hi to your 12 cats for me…thx babe

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