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Something tells me Christina Bianchi isn’t getting a necklace made of multi-colored pasta or a card for mothers day this year because, drugs.
Last week a police officer in North Reading was patrolling the streets around Christina’s neighborhood after a call went out about a possible B&E on Crestwood Drive.
While driving down Chestnut Street he saw a garage door left open, lights on in the house and could hear crying coming from inside the house where Christina lives. He looked through a bedroom window and saw that Christina was unresponsive so he went inside and found her passed out face down. THEN he realized there was an infants hand sticking out from under her.
Once he could assess the baby and call for medical assistance he placed Christina under arrest. Naturally, like most junkbox junglefowl, she resisted arrest. Ya know, because that usually goes over well. Nothing says “thanks for saving my baby from suffocating under my negligent dope carcass” like becoming combative towards the fuzz.
Given her track record I’m really not too surprised:
Most basic white chicks take selfies with a Starbucks in one hand and a dash of duckface. Christina takes selfies with her friend nodded allll the fuckin’ way out in the passenger seat next to her. #blessed
So then I’m thinking “ok, well Bianchi is jacked up and awful but maybe the baby’s dad is in the picture.” I mean they did have some really sweet baby bump photos of themselves.
Well, it only took me about 38 seconds to figure out that Mike is ALSO an enormous turd flounder with his own set of undesirable life skills. His most recent accomplishment? Robbing a Speedway gas station.
“Michael Tallini, 32, of North Reading, is wanted on a charge of unarmed robbery, police said in a press release issued Tuesday night. He is alleged to have robbed the Speedway gas station on Main Street just before 9 p.m., and fled with an undetermined amount of cash, the release stated.”-(Boston Globe 9/6/17)
Mom passes out from exhaustion after a day spent riding the H-train, almost kills their newborn AND dad gets popped for knocking over a gas station, all in one week? This poor baby would probably have a better shot at a normal, nurturing upbringing if she were being raised by circus carnies.
“Judge Elizabeth Cremens set bail at $1,000 cash and ordered the defendant to comply with conditions of the Department of Children and Families, to not consume any drugs or alcohol and to submit to random screens.”
What a joke.
By all means, give this crotch-mantis her child back after she almost killed it due to her own self indulgent recklessness. Then next time she does something wildly negligent the courts can file her court documents under the “oops we’re a fucking joke” category. OR! We can stop lowballing bail amounts and giving innocent kids back to shitbag parents who only care about themselves and their “disease.”
Can’t wait to see how Mike makes out in court. With the way Massachusetts operates I wouldn’t be surprised if they give him a cash prize and the key to the city.