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Fertility Fartbox Tries Shaming Guy For Parking Job At Brockton Hospital On Facebook Page For Shaming Douchebag Parkers, Ends Up Getting Shamed For Being A Queef Instead

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There’s a Facebook page called Parking Lot Douche Bags dedicated to shaming some of our state’s greatest Massholes.

We’re all for shaming douchebags who park like buttnuts, ya just have to make sure the person you’re trying to shame is actually worthy of shame. Whatever you do, don’t do this:

Ummmmm…1) That’s not a SUV, it’s a minivan, 2) It’s definitely not taking up two spots.

Granted, they could’ve parked a little bit closer, and I do kind of hate when people don’t park in the middle of a spot. But it’s a Facebook page dedicated to shaming douchebag parkers. I could find a thousand worse parking jobs driving through Brockton in an hour. This doesn’t seem worthy.

According to her she “couldn’t even open my door.”

Oh for fuck’s sake. Just open your door and shut your piehole. Your kid is there for a minor surgery. If she’s that distressed then leave her at the entrance and pick her ass up.

She’s also one of these.

And somehow has a litter of 7 crotch fruits.

Despite being young enough to figure out how the dog filter works.

Predictably many in the group began to call shenanigans for abusing the spirit of the group by shaming someone who didn’t deserve to be shamed. She responded by ranting about how she’s not a guttermuppet.

“My husband, who is also the father of all my children.”

Just gonna leave this right here.

All my children. Seven children. Been together five years. She is either a liar or a professional incubator.

Of course when people pointed out how ridiculous she was being the official Facebook group gestapo showed up to swing his dick around and let everyone know that he was ALLOWING them to speak, through his good graces, and those who didn’t like it got dick slapped upside the head.

Oh shut the hell up. You’re running a Facebook page called Parking Lot Douche Bags. You shame people and show their license plates. You don’t know or even ask for the “whole situation.” You just shame people. But please, tell me more about how everyone should care about the feelings of some fertility fartbox who attempted to shame someone she didn’t know and ended up failing miserably.

God, I truly, truly hate these small time page admins who let the smallest bit of power get to their head. I’m so tempted to spend all day tomorrow reporting the page and getting it taken down, but ultimately I’m not a cunt and I have shit to do so I will allow them to stay up.

22 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    December 9, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    That’s not a forehead, it’s a fivehead

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 9, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    “It’s easy to afford 6-7 kids as a Walmart cashier”

    Said no one who was not on benefits, ever.

    Guess why the USA in 20+ Trillion in debt? Any guesses?

  • DQ
    December 8, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    Dude should definitely get paternity tests for all 5, err, 7 kids.

  • CE
    December 8, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    I have to congratulate Stephanie on one thing. All her kids are white. Many bbw’s feel they need to farm out their sexcapades to darker shades of men because of self hate and not feeling they are worthy of white men. Not Stephanie though. She manages to pimp out her big titties and applies the right amount of makeup to accenuate her eyes and does her nails to remain attractive despite being a larger lady.

  • Kristina
    December 8, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    Lol. She only has 6, the first name was her husband. She totally lied about all of the kids being his though, my estranged half brother fathered 3 of them. 2 are twins. She is absolutely a government leech and actually had them taken away at one point. I remember getting a letter in the mail asking if I could adopt them all (the 3 fathered by my estranged half brother). She’s top of my list of most disliked people on this earth. Scummmmm

    • Kristina
      December 8, 2018 at 4:43 pm

      ** my mistake only 2 are from my half brother. 

    • Buh Buh Ray Dudley
      December 8, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      Wanna fuck and bring some more white babies into the world?

    • WeAreFukd
      December 9, 2018 at 9:14 pm

      Not one person who visited her profile and then read her comment thought anything different. Anyone working at Walmart is on public assistance. She is hiding from what she is fully aware of are her faults.
      So she’s a proven liar. On public assistance. (You’re welcome Steph.) She’s overweight. And tattoos. Name one girl or guy on assistance that doesn’t have a tattoo. You can’t.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ@AOL.COM
    December 8, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    What a fuckin knob, she is definitely the poster child for walmart. Silly inbred honkey!

    Her as a manager in 30 years:: “Kids I was a teen mom, I had 7 kids by the time I was your age. with my cousin & other cousin. Walmart was cheap back then and with 7 kids and no education, I decided to work for them. Plus I got this super amazing discount ” can ye sayaiz chhaachiinggg gooewd olah buddieeeyyy haha, hiccup”. Look kids, even with no education and 7 kids. you too can be something!”

    This is why I pray every night that the power go’ out for good & there is a civil war! What a fucking hootah ball. dirty skag cunt.

  • Hughbo Mont
    December 8, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Some great youtube vids of what some people do to cars when they park fucked up. A FB page of pics is pretty lame in comparison.

  • Joy Toy
    December 8, 2018 at 10:18 am

    That hairline, though…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 8, 2018 at 9:23 am

    That bearded dude is NOT the father of all 7. Back in 2013 she has pics with her baby daddy on Twitter and it is NOT the same guy.

    And 7 kids? You must have one hell of a good job income-wise!

  • Alexandria Cortez
    December 8, 2018 at 9:09 am

    She has subpoena powers and isnt afraid to use them because Americal is now a Third World Shithole.

  • Ungawah
    December 8, 2018 at 9:04 am

    This woman should be pulling a sled… Cause she is a DOG!

  • HJC
    December 8, 2018 at 8:47 am

    If you can’t put your child in the car then you need to go on a diet. That car is over the line a tiny bit, but there is more then enough room to get into your car. And put someone in the back seat. The only way you couldn’t do it is if you are very obese and if that’s the case, That’s all you Big Mac! Lol fkn ppl

  • Rob
    December 8, 2018 at 3:30 am

    CUNT. 

  • Would smash
    December 8, 2018 at 12:09 am

    Definite rollover, though.
    That birth canal has seen tighter days.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    December 7, 2018 at 11:46 pm

    LOL the lady that is a fucking message board moderator says she has better things to do than delete, block, and review posts. Uh no lady you fucking don’t that’s why you are a moderator. LOL

    • Y
      December 8, 2018 at 3:43 am

      Nailed it!!
      Yes, fucko, you have nothing but time to moderate.
      Moderator is mad about always being the last pick in gym/sports growing up.

  • Liar liar
    December 7, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Nope, 2013 tweets show that baby daddy of the first one or two kiddos is a baby-faced ginger. Of course he was the “love of her life”…all seven my ass!

  • WHHHHHAT
    December 7, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    Six children.

    Why the hate for her being proactive and pointing out she’s married and doesn’t have multiple baby daddies? You know that would be questioned at some point.

    Weak.

  • G.Money
    December 7, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Oof…a little twitter search reveals although he might be the daddy of all 7, he’s had a side piece and smacks her around a bit. No wonder she’s so bitter.

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