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Fitchburg State Grad “Thrillride” Makes Epic Patriots Pump Up Video, Peyton Manning Montage

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So this guy “Thrill Ride” who made a viral video a couple years back of himself getting pumped up for a Fitchburg State alumni baseball game, just made the Patriots pump up video of the century for this game today. It’s basically him losing his mind for 2:45, and then just the awesomest montage ever of Peyton Manning failing time after time after time in the playoffs. Just in case you needed to get fired up and/or forgot what a joke Peyton Manning is:

“Chad Pennington called – he wants his arm back.” Perfect.

“Peyton Manning using the aborted fetuses of Billy and Sally from Planned Parenthood.” Edgy.

“Chandler Jones high on life.” Accurate.

“You’re as dead as John Denver. Too soon?” Nah, John Denver was from West Virginia, so it’s cool.

We gotta get this guy on for a podcast sometime. Patriots 38-17.

 

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4 Comment(s)
  • Sweetie
    January 25, 2016 at 8:10 am

    Looks like this fat fuck is eating crow rather than nachos this morning. (Yes, men can be FAT, not just women. Only difference is fat guys think they are big and tough because guys usually tell them “nobody’s gonna mess with you, big guy.”

    • Diamond Merchant
      January 25, 2016 at 9:06 am

      No shit?

  • BobnMic
    January 24, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    This dude is awesome. I’d pound beers with that Pat’s fan anytime! Although I think we would scare people which I think would be bad.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    January 24, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    He’s wound a bit tight huh? But all valid points! And great montage 😉

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