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We’ve been going heavy on the serious stuff around here, so it’s time for some light stuff we can all laugh at.

So there’s a middle school teacher in Fitchburg known as Bottle Rocket, who has half a million followers on Vine because his Vines are absolutely hilarious. If you’re on Vine then follow him and you can thank me later. Last year we blogged about him when he made the front page of Reddit, which is a virtually impossible thing to achieve. He makes a Vine every Saturday morning of himself drinking coffee and looking miserable as his two young daughters – Big Rocket and Little Rocket – dance to terrible music in the background. Naturally when a compilation of these vines went viral and he made it onto the Today Show thousands of Internet morons started complaining about what a bad Dad he was for not showing an active interest in his daughters. Because soooo many people out there don’t understand how satire works.

Anyway, we wanted to share the joy of Bottle Rocket with you. Here’s some classic Vines he’s tossed up in the last couple of months. Like when he forgets his kid’s names

How he got his kids to win a 2K

The dangers of old people learning all the cool new dance moves

His love of Nickelback

Teaching his daughters who to be friends with

That time he Campaigned for Stephanie Fattman

Or when he was Drake’s math teacher:

The time Drake called his house

How the Bottle Rocket family chooses their family vacations:

Deflategate

And he just happens to sound exactly like Mark Wahlberg

New Years Resolutions

Ruining Thanksgiving

He’s also apparently friends with former Patriots running back Sammy Morris, who dropped him off for the first day of school

That time he found out his wife was pregnant

And asking Sammy Morris about what it’s like to shower with Tom Brady

That time Lil John stole his song

He’s got thousands of these things. When Turtleboy starts expanding and taking over everything we’re gonna hire this Bottle Rocket full time.

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