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Food Stamp Friday: Able Bodied Worcester Wangsta Selling Food Stamps He Just Picked Up In Foxboro After Begging For A Ride To Get Them On Facebook

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Food Stamp Friday is back. This is Dan Degrafft, formerly from Norton who now graces Worcester with is presence.

He was this big

He owns one of the most legendary hats I’ve ever seen.

A flat brimmed “only God can judge me hat.” Legend.

He specializes in bathroom selfies.

And his preferred outfit of choice is the wife beater because it goes so well with the collection of pubes and dirt that he calls a goatee.

He has no shortage of Google trophies.

And appears to have done some time in the can, and shockingly he didn’t enjoy his time there.

 

FACKS!!

So naturally this able bodied man in his late 20’s not only collects food stamps, he gets so much government assistance that he has a surplus left over to sell.

Funny, because just last week he was trying to get a ride to Foxboro to get the food stamps in the first place. He just needed a ride, and was willing to pay whoever gave him a ride in food stamps.

Don’t be fooled though. He might be an ex-con on government assistance who has to beg for rides on the Internet, but he still has bitches who be stalking his yogurt slinger!!

He ain’t got no time for crazy bitches. Unless of course they can give him a ride to Foxboro to pick up his food stamps next month.

He also looks down on ratchets from high school.

And evidently doesn’t understand irony either.

The real kind of chick he’s looking for is a gamer stoner who wants to take dudes down with him in the bedroom.

This is where our tax dollars go to y’all. But don’t worry, there’s no food stamp abuse. That’s just a right wing lie.

14 Comment(s)
  • Joseph mother fucking russell
    March 4, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Your a pussy for making this thread why don’t you get big you little pussy ass. I bet that kid could kick your ass haha and he ain’t even fight like that you pussy

  • greatchow
    Great Chow
    November 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    If you or the rest of the tax payers only knew how many of these “upstanding citizens” get stamps and help from DTA you would be appalled. Even on a GPS or fresh out of jail they need their stamps. 

  • Scott
    November 17, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    Degrafft. Some names are just so perfect.

  • Ebenezer Screw
    November 17, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    Yeah dawg, comin from a real felon!  Fuckin moron.

  • Big Mac
    November 17, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    He wants society to give jailbirds a pat on the back and a plate of cookies for being convicted criminals? Nobody told you to break the law, dumb ass. You make the bed that you lie in.

  • Maura Healey
    November 17, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Wonder why disabled people have problems getting food stamps.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 17, 2018 at 8:57 am

    Ask any lib and they’ll tell you there is no welfare fraud

  • Amy Marks
    Amy
    November 17, 2018 at 8:14 am

    Food Stamp Friday is a good idea. I’d also like Masshealth Monday, TANF Tuesday, WIC Wednesday, and Section 8 Saturday. Expose more fraud, lol.

  • Chunky
    November 17, 2018 at 6:48 am

    I wonder if his DoC post is a cut and paste. No way he wrote that.

    • WeAreFukd
      November 17, 2018 at 9:36 am

      Reading that I’m like “This guy is quite articulate.”
      Ya… cut & paste. Absolutely.

  • Judge dread
    November 17, 2018 at 1:28 am

    Hah. TBS food stamp Friday was so effective most of the ratchets stopped slinging stamps on FB. This douche canoe apparently didn’t get the memo.

  • Melania
    November 16, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Slow night here on TBS. Must be the snow.

    • Ebenezer Screw
      November 17, 2018 at 12:36 pm

      Let me guess, he isn’t hurting anyone, leave him alone? Got a thing for felons with flat brimmed hats?

    • mahty flynn
      November 18, 2018 at 7:45 pm

      eat a bag of cocks you filthy whore

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