Three months ago a Keene, NH man was featured on Turtleboy for sexually harassing random women with dick pics and screenshots of successful people’s bank accounts, in the vain hope that this could eventually lead to him getting his dinky-doodle wet for the first time since procreating.
The same dude who then posts screenshots of private conversations he had with the daughter he doesn’t have custody, in order to prove he’s a great Dad.
Well, he went ghost and moved to New Jersey after we exposed him, but apparently he’s put his page back up and hasn’t learned his lesson based on a post from this weekend.
Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us man.
Of course we know that none of that actually happened, because no chick would ever choose to speak to him without being dared to do so. And if it did happen he would be so over the top that a woman actually showed a slight interest in him, only to become depressed when he realized he couldn’t afford to buy them the imaginary drink he dumped on their head.
His comments were even more pathetic.
He also claimed that he dipped his spam javelin in far hotter penis fly traps than I have.
I can’t tell if he’s playing a character, or if he’s really just this stupid. Either way, he’s pretty much begging to be on Turtleboy so I figured I’d do as he wanted.
He began messaging women who had the audacity to call him out on his bullshit.
Before admitting that he has herpes.
Another productive day for the Foreskin Fapnado. The only downside here is that his name (Matthew Brown) is so common that he’s pretty safe on Google searches for the rest of his life. Just a reminder Matt – you are a deadbeat junkie loser and your daughter secretly despises you and wishes she had a real Dad instead of a two time Turtleboy cum jockey.
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