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Every single day we find out that we were right about Deflategate the entire time – it’s nothing more than a gigantic conspiracy to take down the Patriots because everyone else in the league is butthurt beyond belief. Patriot haters laugh at us when we tell the truth about conspiracy theories, but after what we’ve learned in the last 24 hours, it’s become clear that we will be getting the last laugh. Because our insane theories are all proving to be true. It was a setup the entire time, orchestrated by high level NFL officials, whose previous affiliations with the New York Jets caused them to be butthurt.
Remember this tweet from ESPN’s Chris Mortenson:
Yea, that started the whole thing. Except it wasn’t true. Not one of the balls were 2 lbs under 12.5 PSI. Not eleven, not ten, not nine. None. Yet this tweet is still on Morternson’s feed and he has not retracted it. That’s because ESPN “insiders” operate kind of like Turtleboy does. They get their info from trusted, confidential sources and they don’t reveal their names because they want more juicy gossip in the future.
Well it turns out the source was none other than NFL Director of Football Operations, Mike Kensil. Kensil was President of the Jets when Bill Belichick dissed them and signed with the Patriots back in 2000, and obviously hasn’t gotten over it. He was seen by thousands of people patrolling the Colts sideline during the AFC Championship Game, likely making sure that the Colts balls had the required PSI in them, because he knew there was a sting operation in the works.
This is fucking INSANE that it goes up this high. The Jets have infiltrated the highest offices of the NFL, and because they can’t beat us on the football field, they have attempted to sabotage the greatest quarterback and coach ever in an attempt to smear our good image.
Anyway, you gotta kind of feel bad for Chris Mortenson for falling for their bullshit. He was supposed to go on the Dennis and Callahan Morning Show today to talk about it, but then he sent them this message:
So let me get this straight. The guy who made himself the centerpiece of Deflategate by taking a second hand rumor about deflated balls and turning it into World War 3, doesn’t want to be the “centerpiece” of Deflategate anymore now that it’s blown up in his face? Yea, that seems about right.
And can you believe his excuse for not coming? He’s mad because they “drummed up business for the show?” What does that even mean? Ummm, you’re kind of a central figure to this whole thing Chris Mortenson. Might be worth them mentioning to their listeners that you’re gonna be on the show so they make sure to tune in at that time. Maybe.
Look, it’s pretty obvious what is happening here. The NFL is in cover up mode. They wanted to give Tom Brady a ridiculous suspension to appease the fans of the 31 other teams. Last offseason was the worst in league history because of Greg Hardy and the Ray Rice tape. Roger Goodell’s approval was at an all time low.
So how do you fix that? Show them you mean business by going after the pretty boy quarterback who beats all their crap happy teams. Throw everyone else a bone by going after the team they live to hate. Make Tom Brady and his balls the story of the offseason and no one will notice your disgusting record on domestic abuse.
Will this change anything? Probably not, because we all know that Goodell won’t budge. After all, he knew about this cover up since the beginning and encouraged it because it put him in better favor with the fans outside of New England. But now that we know that Kensil was in fact the one that gave Mortenson and Kravitz the wrong information, it’s irrefutable proof that Brady’s lawyer will use in court to show that the NFL violated the Collective Bargaining Agreement and the suspension will be overturned.
I can’t fucking wait to watch what Tom Brady does on his “fuck you tour” this season. It’s gonna be ass-ripping good.
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I’m not sure where to begin with this one but I’ll try. I mean, I’ve never seen so much hate toward a successful sports franchise with the hate rising to this level. I was jealous of the Cowboys and the 49ers back when they dominated year after year. But I realized that they deserved their success because they had their respective shit together and knew how to win.
Back then, no one thought of instituting a smear campaign to discredit those dynasty teams. We just thought back then that hopefully some day we here in New England could be so fortunate. And this day is now and look what the fuck we get. Disrespect, bullshit allegations and punishment from the NFL’s commissioner that is so out of whack that it in itself is criminal.
Just fucking unbelievable and very much unfair.
It is absolutely amazing that this is even still going on.
“Christ” could you at least get the name right? I mean that is HUGE & it’s in your headline!
I cannot wait to watch them literally rip the souls out of every single team