The former West Boylston teacher who was arrested at Logan airport after sending bomb threats to pretty much every school near Holden has been messaging Turtleboy for months with crazy, nonsensical shit.
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Editor’s Note: This story reminds us that a few anonymous teachers at West Boylston High School emailed us a couple months back with some CRAZY stories about shit that is going on in that school. It sounds like a GREAT Turtleboy story. We emailed them back, but never heard from them. Probably because they created burner accounts and then never checked them again. So yea, if you sent us that email, please reach out to us again because we wanna tell the world your stories.
For the last few months we’ve been getting messages and requests for stories from some guy named Justin Hagenbuch. He’s completely off his rocker. Then yesterday the Holden Landmark published this:
A former Holden resident and West Boylston teacher was arrested Thursday on five outstanding warrants related to threats made at several area schools. Justin Hagenbuch, 37, whose known address is in Auburn, was arraigned on Friday morning at Leominster District Court.
According to police, Hagenbuch is behind a bomb threat that was made at Chocksett Middle School in Sterling and another threat at Mountview Middle School in Holden in early December. A month-long joint investigation among detectives from Holden, Sterling and West Boylston identified Hagenbuch as a suspect in several threatening incidents at schools, including Mayo Elementary School, the Archdiocese of Worcester, Dawson Elementary School and Wachusett Regional High School, which police said were “severe enough to elicit a response from law enforcement.”
Investigators determined that Hagenbuch was traveling abroad in South America and Europe. State police and law enforcement from Holden, Sterling, West Boylston, Paxton along with the Massachusetts Fusion Center and Wachusett Regional School District superintendent developed a strategy to prevent Hagenbuch’s ability to return to the United States undetected. Further action was taken by enlisting the services of the Homeland Security, Customs and Border Protection (CBP),
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and The Massachusetts State Police Violent Fugitive Apprehension Section (VFAS), according to Holden police. On Jan. 11 officials were notified that Hagenbuch booked a flight from Berlin to Logan Airport. On Jan. 12 ICE, VFAS and CBP notified Holden Police Det. Sgt. Adam Porcaro and Sterling Police Det. David Johnson that Hagenbuch had landed and was taken into custody. Det. Sgt. Porcaro and Holden Det. Todd Ventres took custody of Hagenbuch from State Police Troopers assigned to Logan Airport and transported him to Holden. Hagenbuch was held in Holden until arraignment.
Insane. Literally threatening to bomb every school in the district, and the archdiocese, just for fun. The same district his kids will be enrolled in, if they’re not already. Just hope he stops feeding them beer:
Meanwhile he’s been overseas on a road trip for the last year, abandoning his family, while posting non-stop selfies, almost all of which have the exact same duckface peace pose:
Also, he really, really, really seems to like the YMCA wherever he goes:
Our boy Clarence got a friend request from him a while ago and accepted it because he pretty much accepts anyone’s friend requests. That’s when we started getting emails like this, in which he apparently is giving us a topic to write about from his time as a teacher at West Boylston, but explains absolutely nothing:
Then he wanted us to investigate West Boylston High School for firing him for “being German” and taking a sick leave:
Then he started forwarding union notes to us:
Then he started forwarding us emails from school about kids in his class saying racist things to other kids:
Then more emails about getting fired from another job in Leominster because he complained about being “sexually harassed”:
Then he went to Brazil where he got arrested for…..something. Turtleboy does not speak Portuguese, but it looks like something involving public urination and yelling “you are a black monkey.” I guess he wanted us to write about it because he’s some sort of victim:
Then he sent us this video, where he explains who he explains how he is being persecuted for crimes he did not commit:
Then he forwarded us this email, which as usual, made absolutely no sense to us:
Then he started messaging Clarence with other really sensible ideas and thoughts:
He told us he needed help, and that we could fix it by throwing a party at the Trump Rio and/or fixing his Uber (whatever that means):
Then he wanted us to send people stories about marathon runners, even though he was already friends with these people on Facebook:
Then he invited us to spin class with him in Brazil, where he hiding out from Interpol:
We had no idea that this entire time he was basically an international fugitive from justice being actively monitored by the Department of Homeland Security. While he was over there he was actively communicating with the Holden Police about skyping with his kids, and apparently accused them of taking custody of them because he started posting the emails on his Facebook page:
He really seems to have it in for the Holden Police, and posts lovely things on their Facebook page:
Can’t figure out why he wouldn’t like Holden PD. Maybe because they asked him to stop calling in threats to two of the towns three elementary schools, the middle school, and Wachusett High School. The only school in town he hasn’t threatened to blow up is Davis Hill Elementary. Guess he likes the playground there.
Meanwhile the former Doherty High School tennis star is apparently hosting Tennis clinics:
While he’s flying all over the world, going to international events, and living in hotel rooms:
Oh, and here’s the best part – he started a GoFundMe so he could raise enough money to enter the Wimbledon Tennis Tournament and win the whole thing:
Donations are not going as he expected. Looks like Novak Djokovic just dodged his biggest competitor. What a break.
Sidenote – several parents and teachers in town are disputing the Landmark’s story that he threatened to bomb Mountview Middle:
Anyway, this is kind of a sad story because he’s got kids. Dude has obviously lost his mind. He needs serious psychological help. Hate to see any children see their father like this.
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